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Ugly Bastard · 06-08-2003, 04:59 PM

Feel free to turn this thread into an "FMK"-style thread, by replying with different scenarios after some time.

Would you bet your ability to hear on the fact that Kobe Bryant will outlive Bob Hope, and in return, get $20,000,000?

-Ugly Bastard

Niger Angelus · 06-08-2003, 05:55 PM

No I would not, never.

Alpha · 06-08-2003, 08:35 PM

Not happening... no...

Would you reach into a 90 year old man's ass for 50 dollars? (By the way, no gloves, and the 50 dollars is in his anus, you must pull it out)

[ June 08, 2003, 06:39 PM: Message edited by: Alpha ]

Orgazmo · 06-09-2003, 01:08 AM

No to both of the aforementioned.

Would you bet your vision against $1,000 on the fact that Greenland is a real place?

[ June 08, 2003, 11:08 PM: Message edited by: Orgazmo ]

StabMaster Arson · 06-09-2003, 02:07 AM

Ugly- Yes, I would take that bet.

Alpha- what the fuck is wrong with you?
are you a 90 year old man with an extra $50?

Orgazmo- No, it sounds too much like a sure thing... I know of your wiley ways and would never take a sure bet from you.

Orgazmo · 06-09-2003, 02:32 AM

Actually, there is no wiley way involved in my proposition.

I've explained this to a few people...so now I'll attempt to put the verbal version into text. I would never bet something which would not be compensated on anything. I wouldn't bet my vision against $5 million that I have 2 hands. I wouldn't bet my sense or hearing against $10 million that right now I'm on the Nubblies.net Forums. I wouldn't bet my life against $37 billion that my real name isn't George W. Bush and I've been alive for 255 years.

Now...when it comes to things that can be easily replaced, I'm more than happy to bet. For instance, I would bet one eye, or one arm, or one ear on a foul shot for only a few thousand dollars...

Ugly Bastard · 06-09-2003, 12:41 PM

Would you bet the life of a random 18 year old kid in Wisconsin on the fact that you could make a lay-up, and in return, get $1,000,000?

-Ugly Bastard

Orgazmo · 06-09-2003, 02:01 PM

StDx · 06-09-2003, 03:31 PM

I would bet the life of a random 18 year old kid in Wisconsin on many things including the lay-up.

silver and cold · 06-10-2003, 12:02 AM

Its some person, u wouldnt know whether they lived or died....oh hell
id say yes

Orgazmo · 06-10-2003, 01:38 AM

Would you bet their life if after you lost the bet (providing you lost the bet), their family was notified that that person was killed because you decided to risk their life for your own gain?

BigDongedHoe · 06-10-2003, 02:37 AM

It's a fucking layup, oh hells yes I would be that I mean if you can't make a layup you should just get the hell out of here.

StabMaster Arson · 06-10-2003, 03:32 AM

BDH, what the fuck is your rationale for that last post? give me any correlation between the ability to make a layup and one's worthiness to be here.

Orgz, not only would I take the bet with your stipulations, but allow me to take it a step further... I would go to Wisconsin and deliver the death blow myself in front of the kids family.

Ugly Bastard · 06-10-2003, 09:08 AM

Would you murder someone if your best friend asked you to, provided that you trust your friend quite a lot, and you know that it is for a very good reason...even if that reason goes unstated?

-Ugly Bastard

Orgazmo · 06-10-2003, 02:45 PM

Even if it was a good reason, I'd tell the fucker to do it himself.

BrassMonkees · 06-10-2003, 04:01 PM

why the hell would you kill someone for your friend?

Ugly Bastard · 06-10-2003, 04:37 PM

I'm not sure Brass, I figured it was an honest question though, I guess not.

Would you bet your right arm (cut off at the shoulder) that the Detroit Tigers will not win the World Series this year, and in return, get $50,000?

-Ugly Bastard

[ June 10, 2003, 02:37 PM: Message edited by: Ugly Bastard ]

Orgazmo · 06-10-2003, 05:24 PM

silver and cold · 06-10-2003, 06:28 PM

no...

StabMaster Arson · 06-10-2003, 11:30 PM

Alpha · 06-11-2003, 12:21 AM

absloutley, i'd bet my arm for 5 years if i could get 50,000 a year. (it's almost a safe bet at 10 years)

Orgazmo · 06-11-2003, 01:18 AM

Would you bet all of your limbs against the ability to fly on being able to kill* 3 people within 5 hours?

*Note: After you kill them all, the 10 will be resurrected and everything caused by you will be returned to its normal state...other than your new ability to fly, of course.

I sure wouldn't.

Alpha · 06-11-2003, 01:26 AM

bert · 06-11-2003, 01:33 AM

if you were asked to eat out an 80 year old lady and it would be on the news the next day and in every newpaper. and in return you would recieve 10,000,000, would you do it?

HELL NO

Ugly Bastard · 06-11-2003, 02:29 AM

'gazmo, very interesting proposal in your last post. I would seriously seriously seriously consider it. I have supreme confidence that I could kill three people in five hours.

-Ugly Bastard

06-08-2003, 05:55 PM	#2 (permalink)
Niger Angelus We still believe. Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 4,697 Internets: 216	No I would not, never.
	I enjoy knives and fire.

06-08-2003, 08:35 PM	#3 (permalink)
Alpha Senior Member Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 1,003 Internets: 82	Not happening... no... Would you reach into a 90 year old man's ass for 50 dollars? (By the way, no gloves, and the 50 dollars is in his anus, you must pull it out) [ June 08, 2003, 06:39 PM: Message edited by: Alpha ]
	Gods are but men with immortal souls.

06-09-2003, 02:07 AM	#5 (permalink)
StabMaster Arson Roscoe P. Coldchain Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Stabbin Cabin Posts: 2,759 Internets: 1425	Ugly- Yes, I would take that bet. Alpha- what the fuck is wrong with you? are you a 90 year old man with an extra $50? Orgazmo- No, it sounds too much like a sure thing... I know of your wiley ways and would never take a sure bet from you.
	LEGALIZE CRIME!

06-10-2003, 12:02 AM	#10 (permalink)
silver and cold Ish... Join Date: May 2003 Location: this nowhere Posts: 1,680 Internets: 10	Its some person, u wouldnt know whether they lived or died....oh hell id say yes
	the killer in me is the killer in you.

06-10-2003, 02:37 AM	#12 (permalink)
BigDongedHoe Sex Kitten Milf fuuucck Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Denver, CO Posts: 3,704 Internets: 55974	It's a fucking layup, oh hells yes I would be that I mean if you can't make a layup you should just get the hell out of here.
	There's life and then there is Cubs baseball, it's a chore to seperate the two.

06-08-2003, 04:59 PM	#1 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	Feel free to turn this thread into an "FMK"-style thread, by replying with different scenarios after some time. Would you bet your ability to hear on the fact that Kobe Bryant will outlive Bob Hope, and in return, get $20,000,000? -Ugly Bastard

06-09-2003, 01:08 AM	#4 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,699 Internets: 305662	No to both of the aforementioned. Would you bet your vision against $1,000 on the fact that Greenland is a real place? [ June 08, 2003, 11:08 PM: Message edited by: Orgazmo ]

06-09-2003, 02:32 AM	#6 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,699 Internets: 305662	Actually, there is no wiley way involved in my proposition. I've explained this to a few people...so now I'll attempt to put the verbal version into text. I would never bet something which would not be compensated on anything. I wouldn't bet my vision against $5 million that I have 2 hands. I wouldn't bet my sense or hearing against $10 million that right now I'm on the Nubblies.net Forums. I wouldn't bet my life against $37 billion that my real name isn't George W. Bush and I've been alive for 255 years. Now...when it comes to things that can be easily replaced, I'm more than happy to bet. For instance, I would bet one eye, or one arm, or one ear on a foul shot for only a few thousand dollars...

06-09-2003, 12:41 PM	#7 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	Would you bet the life of a random 18 year old kid in Wisconsin on the fact that you could make a lay-up, and in return, get $1,000,000? -Ugly Bastard

06-09-2003, 02:01 PM	#8 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,699 Internets: 305662	No

06-09-2003, 03:31 PM	#9 (permalink)
StDx Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: right behind you Posts: 931 Internets: 306	I would bet the life of a random 18 year old kid in Wisconsin on many things including the lay-up.

06-10-2003, 01:38 AM	#11 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,699 Internets: 305662	Would you bet their life if after you lost the bet (providing you lost the bet), their family was notified that that person was killed because you decided to risk their life for your own gain?

06-10-2003, 03:32 AM	#13 (permalink)
StabMaster Arson Roscoe P. Coldchain Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Stabbin Cabin Posts: 2,759 Internets: 1425	BDH, what the fuck is your rationale for that last post? give me any correlation between the ability to make a layup and one's worthiness to be here. Orgz, not only would I take the bet with your stipulations, but allow me to take it a step further... I would go to Wisconsin and deliver the death blow myself in front of the kids family.
	LEGALIZE CRIME!

06-10-2003, 09:08 AM	#14 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	Would you murder someone if your best friend asked you to, provided that you trust your friend quite a lot, and you know that it is for a very good reason...even if that reason goes unstated? -Ugly Bastard

06-10-2003, 02:45 PM	#15 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,699 Internets: 305662	Even if it was a good reason, I'd tell the fucker to do it himself.

06-10-2003, 04:01 PM	#16 (permalink)
BrassMonkees Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: winona lake Posts: 840 Internets: 10	why the hell would you kill someone for your friend?
	neither here nor there...

06-10-2003, 04:37 PM	#17 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	I'm not sure Brass, I figured it was an honest question though, I guess not. *Would you bet your right arm (cut off at the shoulder) that the Detroit Tigers will not* win the World Series this year, and in return, get $50,000?** -Ugly Bastard [ June 10, 2003, 02:37 PM: Message edited by: Ugly Bastard ]

06-10-2003, 05:24 PM	#18 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,699 Internets: 305662	Yes.

06-10-2003, 06:28 PM	#19 (permalink)
silver and cold Ish... Join Date: May 2003 Location: this nowhere Posts: 1,680 Internets: 10	no...
	the killer in me is the killer in you.

06-10-2003, 11:30 PM	#20 (permalink)
StabMaster Arson Roscoe P. Coldchain Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Stabbin Cabin Posts: 2,759 Internets: 1425	yes
	LEGALIZE CRIME!

06-11-2003, 12:21 AM	#21 (permalink)
Alpha Senior Member Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 1,003 Internets: 82	absloutley, i'd bet my arm for 5 years if i could get 50,000 a year. (it's almost a safe bet at 10 years)
	Gods are but men with immortal souls.

06-11-2003, 01:18 AM	#22 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,699 Internets: 305662	Would you bet all of your limbs against the ability to fly on being able to kill* 3 people within 5 hours? *Note: After you kill them all, the 10 will be resurrected and everything caused by you will be returned to its normal state...other than your new ability to fly, of course. I sure wouldn't.

06-11-2003, 01:26 AM	#23 (permalink)
Alpha Senior Member Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 1,003 Internets: 82	no
	Gods are but men with immortal souls.

06-11-2003, 01:33 AM	#24 (permalink)
bert Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 314 Internets: 10	if you were asked to eat out an 80 year old lady and it would be on the news the next day and in every newpaper. and in return you would recieve 10,000,000, would you do it? HELL NO

06-11-2003, 02:29 AM	#25 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	'gazmo, very interesting proposal in your last post. I would seriously seriously seriously consider it. I have supreme confidence that I could kill three people in five hours. -Ugly Bastard