As the title suggests, what would you do if you were a billionaire. After careful thought and deliberation, I decided I would definitely:

1. Add missile launchers to all my cars
2. Start a scholarship fund for kids who are already extremely wealthy and don't need help.
3. Pay people $10000 to punch stranger's in the face. (sort of like the Simpson's episode where Burns pays Homer to do funny stuff.)
4. Start my own business where people pay to punch endangered animals for fun.

What would you do if you had a pointlessly large amount of money

Hire someone to kill ProfessorNumber.

I'd put threads like this one in "this or that"

Hire half of the poor to kill the other half. Problem=Solved.

-Ugly Bastard

Pay ProfessorNumber to let me punch a bald eagle in the face...repeatedly.

If I were a billionaire I'd pay people to construct a mansion for me made completely out of popsicle sticks.

Maybe Duct Tape?

If I were a billionaire, I'd buy a tank and run over homeless people for fun.

I'd kill other rich people, take their money. It'd make me richer.

I would start by buying a small island... I'd move there with a robot, a dim-witted foreigner, the original singer for the Scorpions, and an orangutan... stay tuned, hilarity ensues.

I'd buy all of the ticket combinations for the Hoosier Lottery. I win, bitch.

I'd start a scolarship for only white males. When someone sued for discrimination, I'd get Johnny Cochran for my attorney.

I would buy a mansion, and live with a few of my friends, party all the time, and have a maid/butler so I didn't have to clean.

Ooh, a saucy French maid. That is a great idea, silver and cold.

[ September 23, 2003, 08:34 PM: Message edited by: Schroeder ]

Hey malibu, How about a swedish maid?
Hey my name is Olga....
Old memories(sigh)

When were you a swedish maid? Tell us about it.

It' just an old joke between me, malibu, and a close friend..sorry to get your hopes up!

Com'on, just fabricate a story to amuse us.

And make sure it has a lot of detail...

If I were a billionaire I would buy a small island country and have it blown up.

And then fuck a swedish maid. ;)

[ September 24, 2003, 06:20 PM: Message edited by: Niger Angelus ]

That's a really good idea, Schroeder. Nice work.

If I had a billion dollars, you know what I'd do... 2 chicks.

With a billion dollars I'm sure you could do the whole henhouse.

I think he was referring to Office Space.

[ September 24, 2003, 11:51 PM: Message edited by: StabMaster Arson ]

I would start a petting zoo.

Of swedish maids??

french maids