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Orgazmo · 06-09-2003, 01:20 AM

Let's talk about names. A person's name can almost be enough to make or break that person completely. For instance, a guy named Diesel Throatslasher is bound to be a badass...even if he is dressed up like a girl for the first 10 years of his life. Much the same, somebody named Francis McAsspumper will certainly turn gay...even if his dad does play catch with him.

Why don't you go ahead and throw out a name that you would like to have...assuming that you turn into something. For instance, once I turn into a very wealthy person who drinks fine wine and shit like that, I'll be called Drake LeBeau. It's as simple as that.

When I turn into an African-American pornstar, I'll call myself Black Jack.

What name would fit the personality that you may or may not grow into?

Alpha · 06-09-2003, 01:30 AM

Dan K. Budsinthehouse - maybe not a very good name for later on in life, but it'd be a cool one for when i go to college

Maybe it's not that funny to you but for me it certainly is right now.

[ June 08, 2003, 11:31 PM: Message edited by: Alpha ]

StabMaster Arson · 06-09-2003, 01:50 AM

Cash McAllister... a high-class yet streetwise pimp who takes no shit.

William H. Higgins... a unassuming name for an unassuming man. he has many accquaintances but few friends and even those closest to him wonder if they really know him. he goes by "Bill".

Ugly Bastard · 06-09-2003, 04:15 PM

Carson Mandalay - A young-gun on his rise to the top of Wall Street.

Goodspot McGee - An older man in a retirement home who is a complete badass. He steals hundreds of dollars from his buddies playing poker, and gets head from the nurses.

Stetson Stackler - Other than Dirk Diggler, the best name for a male porn star.

Hudson Rae - The first and middle name of my first born son.

-Ugly Bastard

Orgazmo · 06-11-2003, 03:36 AM

I see Cash McAllister as a high roller making his way through Vegas...

Pam Metcalf is a thirysomething secretary for a reasonably sized law firm. She's sexually harassed by her rich boss regularly...but she takes it. She'd have nowhere to go if they got rid of her. She should have stayed in school.

James Walmore is an overweight, high-class lawyer who finds no trouble in sexually harassing his tied-to-the-job secretary. His wife was the cream of the crop when he married her...but as his bank grew, so did her figure. Now he must look outside of the marriage for pleasure.

BrassMonkees · 06-11-2003, 11:19 PM

Plaxico Burress - My black name. Plaxico is the greatest name ever. honestly it goes with any last name. Think of your last name, then put Plaxico in front of it. yeah great name huh. oh to be black...

BigDongedHoe · 06-12-2003, 01:25 AM

Plaxico Burress-obviously someone who already exists, once a receiver for the MSU Spartans and now one for the Pittsburgh Steelers.

Jenna Talia-Obiviously a porn-driven slut.

StabMaster Arson · 06-12-2003, 02:15 AM

Tiffany Splatterpuss- more of a porn-driven slut.

Ugly Bastard · 06-12-2003, 09:19 AM

Jewster McSpunk-That little asshole that everyone knows, hates...but deep down inside, sorta thinks is a pimp.

-Ugly Bastard

vader521 · 06-17-2003, 12:50 PM

Doctor Higgins - The doctor the is highly overpaid and just doesn't give a shit about anything.

malibu · 06-18-2003, 12:25 AM

Alexia Allen-The rich lawyer who still knows how to have a good time

Jesus Chrystler · 06-18-2003, 02:45 AM

Vader McCopiedstabmaster- an enigma who refuses to come up with something as simple as a name on his own.

Fruitacious B · 06-18-2003, 03:15 AM

Pennington Nunn- The wealthy rockstar that became a wealthy CEO in the music industry. Famous, but still intelligent, he runs his own recording studio for aspiring young bands. Never has to work another day in his life because the interest on his already large bank account is enough to buy a small country. He spends his days with his gang of supermodel lovers on a carribean island.

Combat Chuck · 06-18-2003, 01:15 PM

Joe Treehorn - Porn-industry mongul. Likes his beach parties well stocked with topless women and trampolines.

silver and cold · 06-18-2003, 08:21 PM

Lilly Lush-i dunno, but it sounds liek some porn name for a chick...and it sounds funny..

malibu · 06-18-2003, 11:04 PM

Breanne Ginger-sounds like an exotic dancer

[ June 18, 2003, 09:04 PM: Message edited by: malibu ]

vader521 · 06-19-2003, 03:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jesus Chrystler:
Vader McCopiedstabmaster- an enigma who refuses to come up with something as simple as a name on his own.

ok?

06-09-2003, 01:30 AM	#2 (permalink)
Alpha Senior Member Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 1,003 Internets: 82	Dan K. Budsinthehouse - maybe not a very good name for later on in life, but it'd be a cool one for when i go to college Maybe it's not that funny to you but for me it certainly is right now. [ June 08, 2003, 11:31 PM: Message edited by: Alpha ]
	Gods are but men with immortal souls.

06-09-2003, 01:50 AM	#3 (permalink)
StabMaster Arson Roscoe P. Coldchain Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Stabbin Cabin Posts: 2,759 Internets: 1425	Cash McAllister... a high-class yet streetwise pimp who takes no shit. William H. Higgins... a unassuming name for an unassuming man. he has many accquaintances but few friends and even those closest to him wonder if they really know him. he goes by "Bill".
	LEGALIZE CRIME!

06-11-2003, 11:19 PM	#6 (permalink)
BrassMonkees Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: winona lake Posts: 840 Internets: 10	Plaxico Burress - My black name. Plaxico is the greatest name ever. honestly it goes with any last name. Think of your last name, then put Plaxico in front of it. yeah great name huh. oh to be black...
	neither here nor there...

06-12-2003, 01:25 AM	#7 (permalink)
BigDongedHoe Sex Kitten Milf fuuucck Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Denver, CO Posts: 3,704 Internets: 55974	Plaxico Burress-obviously someone who already exists, once a receiver for the MSU Spartans and now one for the Pittsburgh Steelers. Jenna Talia-Obiviously a porn-driven slut.
	There's life and then there is Cubs baseball, it's a chore to seperate the two.

06-12-2003, 02:15 AM	#8 (permalink)
StabMaster Arson Roscoe P. Coldchain Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Stabbin Cabin Posts: 2,759 Internets: 1425	Tiffany Splatterpuss- more of a porn-driven slut.
	LEGALIZE CRIME!

06-09-2003, 01:20 AM	#1 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,699 Internets: 305662	Let's talk about names. A person's name can almost be enough to make or break that person completely. For instance, a guy named Diesel Throatslasher is bound to be a badass...even if he is dressed up like a girl for the first 10 years of his life. Much the same, somebody named Francis McAsspumper will certainly turn gay...even if his dad does play catch with him. Why don't you go ahead and throw out a name that you would like to have...assuming that you turn into something. For instance, once I turn into a very wealthy person who drinks fine wine and shit like that, I'll be called Drake LeBeau. It's as simple as that. When I turn into an African-American pornstar, I'll call myself Black Jack. What name would fit the personality that you may or may not grow into?

06-09-2003, 04:15 PM	#4 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	Carson Mandalay - A young-gun on his rise to the top of Wall Street. Goodspot McGee - An older man in a retirement home who is a complete badass. He steals hundreds of dollars from his buddies playing poker, and gets head from the nurses. Stetson Stackler - Other than Dirk Diggler, the best name for a male porn star. Hudson Rae - The first and middle name of my first born son. -Ugly Bastard

06-11-2003, 03:36 AM	#5 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,699 Internets: 305662	I see Cash McAllister as a high roller making his way through Vegas... Pam Metcalf is a thirysomething secretary for a reasonably sized law firm. She's sexually harassed by her rich boss regularly...but she takes it. She'd have nowhere to go if they got rid of her. She should have stayed in school. James Walmore is an overweight, high-class lawyer who finds no trouble in sexually harassing his tied-to-the-job secretary. His wife was the cream of the crop when he married her...but as his bank grew, so did her figure. Now he must look outside of the marriage for pleasure.

06-12-2003, 09:19 AM	#9 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	Jewster McSpunk-That little asshole that everyone knows, hates...but deep down inside, sorta thinks is a pimp. -Ugly Bastard

06-17-2003, 12:50 PM	#10 (permalink)
vader521 Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Warsaw Posts: 350 Internets: 10	Doctor Higgins - The doctor the is highly overpaid and just doesn't give a shit about anything.

06-18-2003, 12:25 AM	#11 (permalink)
malibu Caribou Lou Join Date: May 2003 Location: Warsaw, IN, Usa Posts: 948 Internets: 567	Alexia Allen-The rich lawyer who still knows how to have a good time
	"Remember, what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. Except for herpes. That shit'll come back with you."

06-18-2003, 02:45 AM	#12 (permalink)
Jesus Chrystler Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 208 Internets: 26	Vader McCopiedstabmaster- an enigma who refuses to come up with something as simple as a name on his own.
	give a man fire, warm him for a day... set a man on fire, warm him for the rest of his life.

06-18-2003, 03:15 AM	#13 (permalink)
Fruitacious B Bokononist Join Date: May 2003 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 2,595 Internets: 11801	Pennington Nunn- The wealthy rockstar that became a wealthy CEO in the music industry. Famous, but still intelligent, he runs his own recording studio for aspiring young bands. Never has to work another day in his life because the interest on his already large bank account is enough to buy a small country. He spends his days with his gang of supermodel lovers on a carribean island.
	"Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand." \|vonnegut

06-18-2003, 01:15 PM	#14 (permalink)
Combat Chuck Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 2,063 Internets: 10	Joe Treehorn - Porn-industry mongul. Likes his beach parties well stocked with topless women and trampolines.

06-18-2003, 08:21 PM	#15 (permalink)
silver and cold Ish... Join Date: May 2003 Location: this nowhere Posts: 1,680 Internets: 10	Lilly Lush-i dunno, but it sounds liek some porn name for a chick...and it sounds funny..
	the killer in me is the killer in you.

06-18-2003, 11:04 PM	#16 (permalink)
malibu Caribou Lou Join Date: May 2003 Location: Warsaw, IN, Usa Posts: 948 Internets: 567	Breanne Ginger-sounds like an exotic dancer [ June 18, 2003, 09:04 PM: Message edited by: malibu ]
	"Remember, what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. Except for herpes. That shit'll come back with you."