Fly, Booger, or Dingleberry..? - Nubblies.net Forums

undisputed · 02-07-2003, 01:10 AM

if given this situation, which would you want least to happen to you?

A) Give a speech in front of an audience of 200 or so, with your fly down

B) Go up and hit on a outrageously gorgeous girl, with whom you have a chance...and have a booger hangin outcha nose

C) Be getting ready to have sex with the girl of your dreams, and you take of your drawers only to reveal a dingleberry...which she notices immediately...and this risks not having sex...and having her tell all her other outrageously hot friends..

me...i would choose C..that would suck...and would ruin a mans self esteem for 20+ years...

buckeye · 02-07-2003, 01:32 AM

i'd go with A, to have 200 people looking at my crotch would make me proud.

02-07-2003, 12:21 PM

C most definatly

02-07-2003, 12:33 PM

The dingleberry would be the worst. No sexdoubt about it.

[This message has been edited by Orgazmo (edited February 07, 2003).]

Ugly Bastard · 02-07-2003, 12:40 PM

Upon reading undisputed's post, I realized that he asked which one we would LEAST want to do, not the one that we want to do.

I choose C.

Dingleberries aren't too cool when you have them as penises.....this is all speculation of course.

-Ugly Bastard

[This message has been edited by Ugly Bastard (edited February 07, 2003).]

Trout Sniffer · 02-07-2003, 12:43 PM

I choose C, that's nasty. The booger might just screw you over with that girl, if even that. The fly thing, nobody would remember after a week or two, but the dingleberry is disgusting and the girl will tell all of her friends, now that wouldn't be forgotten for a while.

Combat Chuck · 02-09-2003, 01:35 AM

And the dingleberry takes the cake as least favorite of the three. The opportunity for embarrassment abounds.

victim · 02-09-2003, 04:37 PM

C, because I've done A, and it really isn't all that bad. God Bless Speeches... ha ha

02-07-2003, 12:21 PM	#3 (permalink)
50 Cent Guest Posts: n/a	C most definatly
50 Cent Guest Posts: n/a

02-07-2003, 12:33 PM	#4 (permalink)
Orgazmo Guest Posts: n/a	The dingleberry would be the worst. No sexdoubt about it. [This message has been edited by Orgazmo (edited February 07, 2003).]
Orgazmo Guest Posts: n/a

02-07-2003, 01:10 AM	#1 (permalink)
undisputed Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: weesaw Posts: 92 Internets: 10	if given this situation, which would you want least to happen to you? A) Give a speech in front of an audience of 200 or so, with your fly down B) Go up and hit on a outrageously gorgeous girl, with whom you have a chance...and have a booger hangin outcha nose C) Be getting ready to have sex with the girl of your dreams, and you take of your drawers only to reveal a dingleberry...which she notices immediately...and this risks not having sex...and having her tell all her other outrageously hot friends.. me...i would choose C..that would suck...and would ruin a mans self esteem for 20+ years...

02-07-2003, 01:32 AM	#2 (permalink)
buckeye Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 1,100 Internets: 10	i'd go with A, to have 200 people looking at my crotch would make me proud.

02-07-2003, 12:40 PM	#5 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	Upon reading undisputed's post, I realized that he asked which one we would LEAST want to do, not the one that we want to do. I choose C. Dingleberries aren't too cool when you have them as penises.....this is all speculation of course. -Ugly Bastard [This message has been edited by Ugly Bastard (edited February 07, 2003).]

02-07-2003, 12:43 PM	#6 (permalink)
Trout Sniffer Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Straight Outta Compton Posts: 1,003 Internets: 123	I choose C, that's nasty. The booger might just screw you over with that girl, if even that. The fly thing, nobody would remember after a week or two, but the dingleberry is disgusting and the girl will tell all of her friends, now that wouldn't be forgotten for a while.

02-09-2003, 01:35 AM	#7 (permalink)
Combat Chuck Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 2,063 Internets: 10	And the dingleberry takes the cake as least favorite of the three. The opportunity for embarrassment abounds.

02-09-2003, 04:37 PM	#8 (permalink)
victim Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 985 Internets: 10	C, because I've done A, and it really isn't all that bad. God Bless Speeches... ha ha