Which would you rather own?

Would you rather own a cow or 3 pigs? Before you go off all half cocked, I suggest that you take into consideration the following:

While the 3:1 ratio may drive you towards the pigs...it needs to be realized that the cow would be good for milk (it'd be a female).

But...

The pigs meat is more of a delicasy than that of the cow. You see beef everywhere, whereas bacon is normally a bit more rare...also tastier in my very humble opinion. Along with this, I would think that pigs would be better company, as they are smaller and more pet-ish.

Because of this, I would be forced to take the 3 pigs. Their personable ways and tasty traits make them tough to pass up.

[StDx]

I would take the cow and this is why... you see, I know a guy who will trade one cow for 5 pigs. the cow vs. three pigs option is a bit iffy, but when you have the connections I do, the decision is obvious.

I would take the cow...with milk you can have cheese and shit like that
and once you're stocked up on milk and cheese you can slaughter it and have a nice steak.

[This message has been edited by JohnnyRichter (edited March 05, 2002).]

[silverteioh]

I would take the three pigs. With three pigs, hopefully there will be both sexes involved. After some good old fashioned barn yard intercourse, I can raise more pigs to slaughter, sell, etc. It's an inexhaustable force, while a single cow cannot reproduce.

I'd rather have unlimited bacon and hot dogs rather than finite milk, cheese, and steak.

I would have an asexual cow

Do they have asexual cows?

in my world they do

[silverteioh]

but asexual reproduction takes out all the fun parts...

Is your world different from my world? I wouldn't mind having asexual cows...

[AcTivE]

I'd like to own a gun so I could kill people.

I have a "gun"

it's also known as my penis