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St. Anky · 02-26-2003, 02:56 AM

You are stuck on a deserted island.

You can take along with you ONE person, who would it be?
Choices are:

a.) MacGyver- the smart motherfucker could build you some sort of cruiseliner to get you the fuck out of there.

b.) Denise Richards- with her with you, there'd be no reason to want to leave the island

c.) Gilligan- hey... at least the motherfucker would keep you laughing

Titan · 02-26-2003, 03:16 AM

I know there are logical explanations to picking each choice... buuuuuutImannahaftagowith DENISE.

bert · 02-26-2003, 03:46 AM

wow this is a tough choice. i mean i wouldnt have to worry bout gettin caught or killed cuase MacGyver would invent something to save us. with denise i would just knock her up every 9 months and do her everyday. and with gilligan, i dont know but i think it would be funny to be stuck with him on an island.
but im going to have to go with Denise cuase i dont think i would be able to get stuck with a guy i would end up killin them.

02-27-2003, 01:45 AM

I'm gonna have to go with Denise. I'd kill Gilligan within a few hours. As for MacGyver, well, i don't need him: i was once likened to MacGyver after an incident involving shoelaces, keys, and basketballs....

Combat Chuck · 02-27-2003, 02:12 AM

You know, this is a toughie.

Here's why.

Macguyver, well, he's the shit. And he'd make cool as hell shit. But he's not fuckable. That's his one downside.

Denise Richards is fuckable. She's hot as all get out, and there'd be no need to go anywhere but where ever her naked body is. However, she'd have to be willing, and that'd take some time and alot of sedative, which I'd have to make.

Gilligan....can't stand the guy now. Why would I stand him when we're alone? That'd just make it awkward, and incredibly stupid. Just thinking about it makes me want to kill him right now.

So, I'm going to have to go with Macguyver. Here's why.

When I get off the desert island using the contraption that Macguyver made for me, I just go and sedate Denise Richards, or any other girl that I want to sedate, with the sedative that Macguyver made for me.

Then I kill Gilligan anyway.

All in all, I win exponentially.

Titan · 02-27-2003, 02:13 AM

And thus, Combat Chuck will be doomed to score with only sedated women.

Combat Chuck · 02-27-2003, 02:21 AM

Nah, just sedated famous women.

Titan · 02-27-2003, 04:23 AM

Fair enough.

Even the most sedate famous woman would probably be better than any non-sedated non-famous women us losers could sack.

02-27-2003, 03:55 PM

Well I would choose Denise. Sooner or later she'd get lonely enough to where you'd be able to fuck her, count on it. It'd happen, and she's so hot.

Titan · 02-27-2003, 04:16 PM

I'm sure she'd at least put out for someone who just recently surpassed the 1000th mark. Congrats.

02-28-2003, 01:09 PM

Dammit men, stop thinking with your cocks. Sure, Denise would be fun to have for awhile...but after a year or so it would become boring. No, fuck you, you are wrong, it WOULD get boring.

Macgyver is the clear cut winner. Gilligan? Fuck him.

[This message has been edited by Orgazmo (edited February 28, 2003).]

Trout Sniffer · 02-28-2003, 01:10 PM

I would go with Denise. Some say that it would get boring just fucking her, but I don't think so. Seriously, you could screw her multiple times during the day, and when you're not having sex, you're probably just going to sleep because you'll be so damn tired. So basically you'll eat, sleep, and have sex with Denise Richards. If you don't like that, then what the hell kind of life do you want?

02-28-2003, 01:27 PM

Well, actually I'd like a life where I'd eat, sleep, have sex with Denise Richards on Sunday, then come Monday I'd like to eat sleep and have sex with Britney Spears, Tuesday, eat, sleep, have sex with Tara Reid, Wednesday, eat, sleep, do Christina Agulara, and so on and so forth, basically a different girl every day of the week, and the cycle starts over on Sunday again. Now, that's the life I want.

Combat Chuck · 02-28-2003, 07:31 PM

Oh geez, 50 cents life just made me splooge in my pants.

03-01-2003, 08:43 PM

I think it's fair to take this time to offer a "good work" to Mr. Anky. This was a masterful This or That. I commend you.

St. Anky · 03-02-2003, 12:29 PM

when it comes to serving nubblies... i am a patriot at heart

Niger Angelus · 03-02-2003, 04:18 PM

Well I have to go with the one and only, DENISE RICHARDS, why. There are many explanations above, all of which I agree with and see as good enough.

I mean, a guy gets lonely, and so does a woman. I may be goofy looking, but after awhile that doesnt matter now does it.

03-02-2003, 10:08 PM

Sure...a guy gets lonely...but MacGyver will get you off the island in a snap. You won't even have time to get lonely. After that, you can use your story of being deserted to get any chick...

Denise Richards. She may be fun for a little bit...but think of it this way. If she is the only chick on the island...what does it matter how hot she is? After awhile, she'll be the only chick that you've seen for a very long time...meaning that you won't have anyone to compare her to. What is perfection compared to nothing? It's nothing. Although she may not technically change appearance...fucking will become humdrum & her stunning appearance will eventually run dry.

Ugly Bastard · 03-02-2003, 11:10 PM

I wouldn't even want to do stuff with Denise, because she has had Sheen-Cock in her, and that's just fucking nasty.

I'd pick McG, and get the hell off of that island.

-Ugly Bastard

Niger Angelus · 03-03-2003, 12:55 AM

Orgazmo and UB, now why did you two go and have to say that?

02-27-2003, 01:45 AM	#4 (permalink)
pliedes Guest Posts: n/a	I'm gonna have to go with Denise. I'd kill Gilligan within a few hours. As for MacGyver, well, i don't need him: i was once likened to MacGyver after an incident involving shoelaces, keys, and basketballs....
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02-27-2003, 03:55 PM	#9 (permalink)
50 Cent Guest Posts: n/a	Well I would choose Denise. Sooner or later she'd get lonely enough to where you'd be able to fuck her, count on it. It'd happen, and she's so hot.
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02-28-2003, 01:09 PM	#11 (permalink)
Orgazmo Guest Posts: n/a	Dammit men, stop thinking with your cocks. Sure, Denise would be fun to have for awhile...but after a year or so it would become boring. No, fuck you, you are wrong, it WOULD get boring. Macgyver is the clear cut winner. Gilligan? Fuck him. [This message has been edited by Orgazmo (edited February 28, 2003).]
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02-28-2003, 01:27 PM	#13 (permalink)
50 Cent Guest Posts: n/a	Well, actually I'd like a life where I'd eat, sleep, have sex with Denise Richards on Sunday, then come Monday I'd like to eat sleep and have sex with Britney Spears, Tuesday, eat, sleep, have sex with Tara Reid, Wednesday, eat, sleep, do Christina Agulara, and so on and so forth, basically a different girl every day of the week, and the cycle starts over on Sunday again. Now, that's the life I want.
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03-01-2003, 08:43 PM	#15 (permalink)
Orgazmo Guest Posts: n/a	I think it's fair to take this time to offer a "good work" to Mr. Anky. This was a masterful This or That. I commend you.
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02-26-2003, 02:56 AM	#1 (permalink)
St. Anky Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 1,581 Internets: 6603	You are stuck on a deserted island. You can take along with you ONE person, who would it be? Choices are: a.) MacGyver- the smart motherfucker could build you some sort of cruiseliner to get you the fuck out of there. b.) Denise Richards- with her with you, there'd be no reason to want to leave the island c.) Gilligan- hey... at least the motherfucker would keep you laughing

02-26-2003, 03:16 AM	#2 (permalink)
Titan Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 3,698 Internets: 10	I know there are logical explanations to picking each choice... buuuuuutImannahaftagowith DENISE.

02-26-2003, 03:46 AM	#3 (permalink)
bert Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 314 Internets: 10	wow this is a tough choice. i mean i wouldnt have to worry bout gettin caught or killed cuase MacGyver would invent something to save us. with denise i would just knock her up every 9 months and do her everyday. and with gilligan, i dont know but i think it would be funny to be stuck with him on an island. but im going to have to go with Denise cuase i dont think i would be able to get stuck with a guy i would end up killin them.

02-27-2003, 02:12 AM	#5 (permalink)
Combat Chuck Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 2,063 Internets: 10	You know, this is a toughie. Here's why. Macguyver, well, he's the shit. And he'd make cool as hell shit. But he's not fuckable. That's his one downside. Denise Richards is fuckable. She's hot as all get out, and there'd be no need to go anywhere but where ever her naked body is. However, she'd have to be willing, and that'd take some time and alot of sedative, which I'd have to make. Gilligan....can't stand the guy now. Why would I stand him when we're alone? That'd just make it awkward, and incredibly stupid. Just thinking about it makes me want to kill him right now. So, I'm going to have to go with Macguyver. Here's why. When I get off the desert island using the contraption that Macguyver made for me, I just go and sedate Denise Richards, or any other girl that I want to sedate, with the sedative that Macguyver made for me. Then I kill Gilligan anyway. All in all, I win exponentially.

02-27-2003, 02:13 AM	#6 (permalink)
Titan Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 3,698 Internets: 10	And thus, Combat Chuck will be doomed to score with only sedated women.

02-27-2003, 02:21 AM	#7 (permalink)
Combat Chuck Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 2,063 Internets: 10	Nah, just sedated famous women.

02-27-2003, 04:23 AM	#8 (permalink)
Titan Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 3,698 Internets: 10	Fair enough. Even the most sedate famous woman would probably be better than any non-sedated non-famous women us losers could sack.

02-27-2003, 04:16 PM	#10 (permalink)
Titan Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 3,698 Internets: 10	I'm sure she'd at least put out for someone who just recently surpassed the 1000th mark. Congrats.

02-28-2003, 01:10 PM	#12 (permalink)
Trout Sniffer Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Straight Outta Compton Posts: 1,003 Internets: 123	I would go with Denise. Some say that it would get boring just fucking her, but I don't think so. Seriously, you could screw her multiple times during the day, and when you're not having sex, you're probably just going to sleep because you'll be so damn tired. So basically you'll eat, sleep, and have sex with Denise Richards. If you don't like that, then what the hell kind of life do you want?

02-28-2003, 07:31 PM	#14 (permalink)
Combat Chuck Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 2,063 Internets: 10	Oh geez, 50 cents life just made me splooge in my pants.

03-02-2003, 12:29 PM	#16 (permalink)
St. Anky Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 1,581 Internets: 6603	when it comes to serving nubblies... i am a patriot at heart

03-02-2003, 04:18 PM	#17 (permalink)
Niger Angelus We still believe. Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 4,697 Internets: 216	Well I have to go with the one and only, DENISE RICHARDS, why. There are many explanations above, all of which I agree with and see as good enough. I mean, a guy gets lonely, and so does a woman. I may be goofy looking, but after awhile that doesnt matter now does it.

03-02-2003, 10:08 PM	#18 (permalink)
Orgazmo Guest Posts: n/a	Sure...a guy gets lonely...but MacGyver will get you off the island in a snap. You won't even have time to get lonely. After that, you can use your story of being deserted to get any chick... Denise Richards. She may be fun for a little bit...but think of it this way. If she is the only chick on the island...what does it matter how hot she is? After awhile, she'll be the only chick that you've seen for a very long time...meaning that you won't have anyone to compare her to. What is perfection compared to nothing? It's nothing. Although she may not technically change appearance...fucking will become humdrum & her stunning appearance will eventually run dry.
Orgazmo Guest Posts: n/a

03-02-2003, 11:10 PM	#19 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	I wouldn't even want to do stuff with Denise, because she has had Sheen-Cock in her, and that's just fucking nasty. I'd pick McG, and get the hell off of that island. -Ugly Bastard

03-03-2003, 12:55 AM	#20 (permalink)
Niger Angelus We still believe. Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 4,697 Internets: 216	Orgazmo and UB, now why did you two go and have to say that?