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Join Date: May 2003
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*Doesn't like being punched in the face by someone who likes Godsmack.
*Stabs Schroeder, while explaining that he always just called a katana a fish because thats what they do where he's from. |
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Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Puget Sound
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*thinks Wayne isn't really a newcomer to nubblies, just a new id | |
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#353 (permalink) |
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Caribou Lou
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*finally wakes up from unconciousness induced by spanish_rimgiver.
*wonders why Pliedes keeps fucking her. *realizes she has never consisted fucking... gasps and says rape?!? Then realizes it doesn't matter shrugs her shoulders and goes on with her dull and uninteresting life. *buys a street sweeper to clean up spanish_slut and his thousands of cousins |
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"Remember, what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. Except for herpes. That shit'll come back with you."
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#358 (permalink) |
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Location: Puget Sound
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*fucks Malibu on the chair
*fucks Malibu standing up *fucks Malibu while running her into a wall *whistles for Combat to come re-drywall the wall because of all the new holes in it *continues fucking Malibu while Combat fixes things |
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#359 (permalink) |
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Caribou Lou
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*exclaims jesus criminy because Pliedes is going crazy
*feels very awkward considering Combat is fixing things *takes that back feels very awkward overall because she is continuously being raped or fucked |
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"Remember, what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. Except for herpes. That shit'll come back with you."
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#361 (permalink) |
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: ::: the recesses of my mind :::
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*realizes that malibu enjoys the constant fucking of Pliedes
*turns around to find Schroeder masturbating to Pliedes and malibu's sexfest *kicks him in the jaw for no reason other than the fact that he is a total douchebag |
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| bite the bullet and swallow lead |
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#363 (permalink) |
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: ::: the recesses of my mind :::
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*thinks about all the possiblities of making that into a video to sell for "only available through this special tv offer" infomercials...
[ September 19, 2003, 12:25 AM: Message edited by: the_butcher ] |
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| bite the bullet and swallow lead |
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#367 (permalink) |
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Join Date: May 2003
Location: Indianapolis
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*could go for some good rim
*realizes that awhile back Spanish_Spic said that Fruitacious was a dumbass for saying that a "SPANISH" person was a mexican, when actually he's a Puerto Rican *Wishes he had an "emohawk" and played in a hardcore band. *realizes that he'll never be that cool, and burns all of the girl pants that he once considered wearing. |
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"Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand." |vonnegut
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#370 (permalink) |
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: ::: the recesses of my mind :::
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*knows that the true term of the ultra-trendy, ultra-stupid mohawk commonly seen being sported by the emo kids is called a "fashion-hawk"
*enjoyed throwing piles of trash outside of car last night at show *feels good about littering |
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| bite the bullet and swallow lead |
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#371 (permalink) |
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Caribou Lou
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*wants to kick Fruit's ass because she knows who he is implying. Thinks of what she will say next time she sees Fruit. "Douchebag" sounds about right.
*kicks herself for making stupid decisions like she did last night that have gotten her grounded. *thinks no wonder she has a headache she is getting fucked in the ears... runs away and goes to buy a helmet to protect her ears from any further fucking. *buys a suit of armor to protect herself from fucking of any kind. |
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"Remember, what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. Except for herpes. That shit'll come back with you."
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#372 (permalink) |
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Join Date: May 2003
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*Realizes just how much he hates emo, and searches for some random person with trendy boxframe glasses and a "fashion-hawk".
*punches the emo kid in the stomach so hard that it ruptures his spleen. *surgically sews the emo kid's spleen back together, then procedes to punch him and rupture his spleen once again. *Laughs hysterically and starts doing cool looking karate moves even though there is no one around him. |
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Smoke a cigarette and lie some more -- These conversations kill.
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#374 (permalink) |
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Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Puget Sound
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*knows that even armor won't stop my penis from entering malibu
*fucks malibu right through the armor *fucks her in the ear again *gives new meaning to the term "humping her brains out" |
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#375 (permalink) |
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Caribou Lou
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*shudders at the thought of being fucked in the ear.
*throws the suit of armor out. *sets self on fire and dares Pliedes to try to fuck her while she is on fire. *burns away. |
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"Remember, what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. Except for herpes. That shit'll come back with you."
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