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Random Thought of the Day 09.25.03
11.17.03 = Mario Kart: Double Dash!! GOD ALMIGHTY! Britney Spears has ANOTHER new album out... that's like 6 in the span of 6 years... good LORD! [ September 25, 2003, 09:45 PM: Message edited by: Titan ] |
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I do what the fuck I want.
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Random Thought of the Day 10.07.03
Why the fuck don't they make petite clothes for guys? They make "big & tall" clothes for both men and women, why not petite clothes? It's fucking discrimination. I'm sorry that I enjoy wearing clothes that fit, I'm sorry that I'm genetically not a fat fuck like you. Fucking fuck you you fucking fuckfaced clothes manufacturing fuckers. |
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I do what the fuck I want.
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so I was just in the bathroom taking a piss when I noticed a gnat crawling down the wall... upon zipping I reach for a kleenex to dipose of the bugger and think 'maybe this bastards life isn't worth a kleenex'... so I squished him with my knuckle and flipped his corpse to the linoleum.
point: we all need to do our part to come up with cheaper ways to kill things |
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LEGALIZE CRIME!
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Random Thought of the Day - October 8, 2003
It costs something like $300,000 to execute a person at the federal prison in Terre Haute. It costs $5 for a rope to lynch someone in the Courthouse Square. [ October 08, 2003, 02:51 PM: Message edited by: Osiris ] |
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COME ON YOU YANKS
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Random Thought of the Day 101030
In order for this rtotd to be fully understood, I must preface it with a circumstance. I'm walking through the campus of lovely Ball State. Of course, my eyes are wandering...because there are some really interesting people here. Anyway, they wander to a chick in a wheelchair. She's has on one of those shirts that says, "Keep Staring, I Might Do a Trick." When I saw her, I thought that I had been caught (staring). In reality, I hadn't been caught, as it was simply a shirt. Anyway...this is my thought. How in the devil does she plan on doing a trick amazing enough to merit a look when she can't even stand without the help of modern technology? |
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Gods are but men with immortal souls.
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Random Thought of the Day 10.10.03
In reply to Orgazmo's recent post: I really can't stand when people in wheel chairs try to fit into the rest of society by wearing shirts like that. Honestly, how much ass do you think this girl lands? None, that's your answer. If a girl as hot as Britney Spears was confined to a wheel chair, I wouldn't let her put as much as suntain lotion on my arm, let alone stroke Shaft. -Ugly Bastard [ October 10, 2003, 06:16 PM: Message edited by: Ugly Bastard ] |
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Random Thought of the Day 10.10.03
I would have continued to stare and would have demanded a kickass trick after a couple of minutes. Dirty paraplegic bastards. Ugly, I don't think you'll find any Spears-esque girls in wheelchairs because of this thing called muscular atrophy that turns anyone perpetually sitting in a frigging chair into a soft, unshapely blob... That is unless you starve them... victim would like to remind all the readers out there that he is merely a sardonic jackass and is not suggesting that we starve the paraplegics... there are much more humane ways to "clean up", and as long as we're at it, we should take along the quadraplegics, mentally deficient, and Schroeder, of course... |
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get off my internet!!!
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Random thought of the day 10/10/3
If I had a famous animal act in Vegas and a tiger attacked me I would have my partner film it. Then I would sell the tape to "When Animals Attack" for at least $50.00. Then I would go all over town flashing that cash around, this would garner me much noteriaty and blow jobs and pieces of ass. After the animal was attacking me for awhile I'd have my partner kill it. At the end of the tape we would be eating it and drinking beers. When the tape got released people would say "didnt that guy get attacked by a bear awhile back?" and someone would say "hell yeah that guy rocks" I would be even more famous than before. Between the fame and some of the $50.00 I had left I'd get even more pieces of ass. Man that would kick ass. |
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Equality may perhaps be a right, but no power on earth can ever turn it into a fact.<br />-Balzac
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