Does anyone else find that a LOT of memories are associated with being sick, moreso than in any other state of mind you frequently occur? I find that when i'm sick with certain things (mostly colds, but flus, vomiting, etc.) I have highly associated memories of the past...and it's just weird. I believe a lot of it has to do with that "cold smell"...the only thing you can smell is basically your own mucus during the time being...you know what i'm talking about.

Anyways, i was just wondering if that happened to anyone else. Pretty weird shit.

This isn't something I've ever noticed.

I wonder if girls ever just say fuck it and piss in the shower cause they're too drunk to hit to toilet.....
and have a boner.

An interesting observation that i have made is that the negro boy who shares my bathroom with me talks like a normal human being early in the day. But as the day goes on speaks more and more vernacular.

No.

My asian roomate talks ghetto thug speak 95% of the time, but if he is on the phone with anybody other than his friends, he speaks like a respectable person.

My dog is such a dick tease.

God I wish I had a consistent booty call in Houston.

That's the devil talking!

I've come to the conclusion that "Runaway" or any variant title using the word, is the most over-used title of songs in the world. There so god damn many.

i've come to the conclusion that most people limit thier ability themselves. however, for true success, you need to have a good balance of assertiveness and practicality.

just because somebody won't put one cock in their mouth, doesn't mean you can logically conclude that they wouldn't put two cocks in their mouth.

I have no idea how the superbowl works, nor do I care.

2 football teams play against each other. They put it on tv. A bunch of people watch it.

why do negros get to wear caps on a tilt

i wish i was a negro

Did he just say caps?

It's like saying pop.

pop is still better than "coke"

Soda-pop is the ultimate compromise.

Yes. What word would yanks use?

Limey

How about a 'bottle' or a 'can'

If the act of pooping suddenly burned more calories than the number of calories the food being pooped provided our bodies, we would all die in a matter of a few days. Think about it.

No, it wouldn't, you would just need to eat more often and time it according to shitting.

Beebs, did you understand the statement?

Yes, you do not shit out what you eat immediately though, so as long as you ate right before you shit out your previous meal, you will always be ahead of the curve.