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Ugly Bastard · 09-09-2007, 05:09 PM

Beebs, if you eat a meal with 2,000 calories, then eventually burn 3,000 upon shitting it out, you would die in a few days.

Beebs · 09-09-2007, 05:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ugly Bastard

Beebs, if you eat a meal with 2,000 calories, then eventually burn 3,000 upon shitting it out, you would die in a few days.

Incorrect, because you could eat a meal with 4,000 calories right before shitting, then you have energy until you have to shit again, at which point you eat again.

So like I said, you would just need to eat more, and time it right.

Ugly Bastard · 09-09-2007, 06:50 PM

Okay, so under the invented rule you've added to the system that you can start off eating two meals and only shit one of them - yes you can live. But that's a dumb rule to add to the game since it further requires you to eventually eat hundreds of thousands, even millions of calories in one sitting.

StabMaster Arson · 09-09-2007, 09:51 PM

... and still eventually die from it.

Heaven Can Wait · 09-10-2007, 05:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ugly Bastard

Okay, so under the invented rule you've added to the system.

As opposed to what? the invented system?
You could only shit so much, eating twice per shit would solve this problem.

MAGICLIT · 04-05-2008, 05:02 PM

RToD:

People need to learn that they must fear and respect the escalator.

malibu · 04-22-2008, 02:11 AM

Male dogs are assholes... especially if there's a female in heat around

Pandazar · 04-22-2008, 11:04 AM

Family is just a bunch of "friends" that you don't get to pick out.

Heaven Can Wait · 04-22-2008, 02:10 PM

Thats not a random thought of the day.. its an asshole saying thats ancient.

Orgazmo · 04-23-2008, 12:32 AM

Guys, do you remember when we used to have hypothetical conversations that made little to no sense...but were great fun? Like...whether it would be possible to live forever if one burnt x+1 calories shitting an amount of food containing x amount of calories (of course it's possible).

We should do more of that.

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 04-23-2008, 01:07 AM

its impossible btw

malibu · 04-26-2008, 01:15 AM

Most females are not very bright. They don't seem to feel that they have to use their head to make decisions at all just go on a momentary feeling. Then they get these great guys that give them anything they want and they act like they couldn't care less that someone is so good to them. On top of it all, then they want to go out and hit on other guys and act like complete sluts who have no respect for themselves or their boyfriend. Why is it so hard for some girls to see that the way they're living isn't worth it and the only thing it's going to get them in the end is a lot of misery and loneliness. You can't be a slut forever and live happily, it's just not possible. Hence why guys always make better friends, they make decisions for themselves, not because their friends talk them into it. Very few girls I've met are worth spending a minute with b/c they get so caught up in drama and their desire for attention. But hey what do I know, I'm only female.

StabMaster Arson · 04-26-2008, 07:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by malibu

they could care less

*couldn't care less

as for the rest, tl,dr

SittinOnDubsWGW · 04-26-2008, 03:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by malibu

Most females are not very bright. They don't seem to feel that they have to use their head to make decisions at all just go on a momentary feeling. Then they get these great guys that give them anything they want and they act like they could care less that someone is so good to them. On top of it all, then they want to go out and hit on other guys and act like complete sluts who have no respect for themselves or their boyfriend. Why is it so hard for some girls to see that the way they're living isn't worth it and the only thing it's going to get them in the end is a lot of misery and loneliness.

They enjoy the going out life and their partner does not. Grass is always greener. etc...

malibu · 04-26-2008, 04:54 PM

It's more like a lack of respect really, for themselves and for others, and a lack of appreciation. I know a girl that used to date nothing but complete jerkoffs who would go out and cheat on her all the time, hit on girls right in front of her, even hit her, and then she finally gets with a guy that doesn't cheat on her, gave her a place to live, feeds her, and doesn't make her pay for anything. She's on probation, and when she got arrested, he bailed her out. She also lost her license, and the other night, she drove her car and went to the bar without telling him, she's underage, and was using a fake ID. I mean come on now. I know another girl that got with a guy friend of mine who used to be a complete player, if you will. He never settled down with any girl until this particular one came along, they now have a child together, he took care of her the whole time she didn't work, and as soon as she got a job, she started dumping her 2 kids, only one is his, off on him and going to the bar with her friends or partying every night after work. What the hell happens, does a light switch come on in their head that says "Well I'm bored again, time to go live like I'm in high school again because my friends think I should." That's what I mean about girls not making decisions for themselves. They lack self-confidence in such a way that they feel like their friends can make better decisions for their life than they could themself. It's so sad that girls can't look at their life and see how fortunate they are.

Mr. Blonde · 04-26-2008, 05:21 PM

The thing is, malibu, is that while obviously I agree with you about most women being complete dumb cunts, it's not going to change, ever. Not at least until guys start not giving in to what society tells us we should do. Yeah these women are doing whatever they want, and these guys are just LETTING it happen. Here's a fucking idea, if she's going to be such a dumb bitch, then fucking LEAVE her, don't put up with it day after day after day. They're doing this shit because they know they can. The more guys that let them know they CAN'T, maybe women will start to smarten up over the next couple decades.

There is a serious, SERIOUS problem with women and entitlement in todays society. Think of it as reverse racism but with gender. These women have all these ideas in their head about oppression of women and how they want things to be equal and they deserve this and that, yet they don't hold up their end of the bargain.

Think about it..stay at home moms and women who don't have to work, or women who want everything paid for. Back in the old days, this may have been the standard, but women also knew their fucking place. They cooked, clean, majority took care of the baby, while the dad was the breadwinner.

That being said, i don't think it should be the same now, I don't need anybody to take care of my shit, but I don't want to hear a woman bitch about shit like equality and what she deserves if she's not going to hold up her [traditional] end of the fucking bargain.

SittinOnDubsWGW · 04-27-2008, 01:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Blonde

They cooked, clean, majority took care of the baby, while the dad was the breadwinner.

That being said, i don't think it should be the same now.

"Bitch make me a sammich!"

In all reality i agree with almost eveything you said.

VOL · 07-23-2008, 09:27 AM

RTOTD:

Could I date a girl who is in the adult film industry and not get jealous watching her?

Orgazmo · 07-25-2008, 12:07 PM

The vending machine in my office's break room is the fairest of all vending machines. After making a selection, it detects whether something actually fell or not. If nothing falls, it allows you to make another selection. This creates an interesting dynamic for those requesting a vend. While the moments after the button pressing are normally dominated by a tense fear that the selected product won't fall (resulting in a machine shake and, in some cases, the forced double purchase), this machine nudges the customers to encourage the machine to fuck up. It's a lottery, of sorts. A win/win lottery.

Ladies and gentlemen, I just won the lottery.

I'm sitting here with 2 bags of peanut M&M's costing just $.75.

I'm the big winner today. Me.

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 07-25-2008, 04:10 PM

You like peanuts huh? I got some peanuts for you yes i went there!

Repugnant Abomination · 07-28-2008, 06:46 PM

Orgazmo · 07-28-2008, 07:16 PM

Yeah, wtf is that?

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 10-15-2008, 08:50 PM

Have you ever had the experience where you somehow notice that something is there, that you see all the time so you kind of take for granted and its presence never really enters your conscious. And youre like, "holy fuck, how did i not see this!" I just had one of those moments.

I was lying back with my laptop doing some homework. my shirt was off because its fucking hot. I was in the "flow," completely concentrated on my work. Something kind of got my attention out of the corner of my eye, like, something is there that doesn't belong, seems out of place. I see something kind of shiny and kind of pointy out of the corner of my eye. I shifted my gaze, and thought to myself, "Holy shit, I have nipples! Why the fuck do I have nipples?"

Cocktooth · 10-16-2008, 12:25 AM

Hot Dogs, Beer, and apprarently you have a special realtionship with your homework!!!

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 11-19-2008, 04:20 PM

you know what is kind of a gay word, masculinity. If you use that word you immediately sound like a fruitcake. weird.

09-09-2007, 09:51 PM	#1304 (permalink)
StabMaster Arson Roscoe P. Coldchain Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Stabbin Cabin Posts: 2,759 Internets: 1425	... and still eventually die from it.
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04-05-2008, 05:02 PM	#1306 (permalink)
MAGICLIT Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: city of sin Posts: 2,753 Internets: 10	RToD: People need to learn that they must fear and respect the escalator.
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04-22-2008, 02:11 AM	#1307 (permalink)
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04-22-2008, 02:10 PM	#1309 (permalink)
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04-23-2008, 01:07 AM	#1311 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,316 Internets: 284585	its impossible btw
	#YOLO

09-09-2007, 05:09 PM	#1301 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	Beebs, if you eat a meal with 2,000 calories, then eventually burn 3,000 upon shitting it out, you would die in a few days.

09-09-2007, 06:50 PM	#1303 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	Okay, so under the invented rule you've added to the system that you can start off eating two meals and only shit one of them - yes you can live. But that's a dumb rule to add to the game since it further requires you to eventually eat hundreds of thousands, even millions of calories in one sitting.

04-22-2008, 11:04 AM	#1308 (permalink)
Pandazar Master Blaster Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Cincinnati Posts: 11 Internets: 230	Family is just a bunch of "friends" that you don't get to pick out.

04-23-2008, 12:32 AM	#1310 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,699 Internets: 305662	Guys, do you remember when we used to have hypothetical conversations that made little to no sense...but were great fun? Like...whether it would be possible to live forever if one burnt x+1 calories shitting an amount of food containing x amount of calories (of course it's possible). We should do more of that.

04-26-2008, 01:15 AM	#1312 (permalink)
malibu Caribou Lou Join Date: May 2003 Location: Warsaw, IN, Usa Posts: 948 Internets: 567	Most females are not very bright. They don't seem to feel that they have to use their head to make decisions at all just go on a momentary feeling. Then they get these great guys that give them anything they want and they act like they couldn't care less that someone is so good to them. On top of it all, then they want to go out and hit on other guys and act like complete sluts who have no respect for themselves or their boyfriend. Why is it so hard for some girls to see that the way they're living isn't worth it and the only thing it's going to get them in the end is a lot of misery and loneliness. You can't be a slut forever and live happily, it's just not possible. Hence why guys always make better friends, they make decisions for themselves, not because their friends talk them into it. Very few girls I've met are worth spending a minute with b/c they get so caught up in drama and their desire for attention. But hey what do I know, I'm only female.
	"Remember, what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. Except for herpes. That shit'll come back with you." Last edited by malibu; 04-26-2008 at 04:25 PM. Reason: stab showed me

04-26-2008, 04:54 PM	#1315 (permalink)
malibu Caribou Lou Join Date: May 2003 Location: Warsaw, IN, Usa Posts: 948 Internets: 567	It's more like a lack of respect really, for themselves and for others, and a lack of appreciation. I know a girl that used to date nothing but complete jerkoffs who would go out and cheat on her all the time, hit on girls right in front of her, even hit her, and then she finally gets with a guy that doesn't cheat on her, gave her a place to live, feeds her, and doesn't make her pay for anything. She's on probation, and when she got arrested, he bailed her out. She also lost her license, and the other night, she drove her car and went to the bar without telling him, she's underage, and was using a fake ID. I mean come on now. I know another girl that got with a guy friend of mine who used to be a complete player, if you will. He never settled down with any girl until this particular one came along, they now have a child together, he took care of her the whole time she didn't work, and as soon as she got a job, she started dumping her 2 kids, only one is his, off on him and going to the bar with her friends or partying every night after work. What the hell happens, does a light switch come on in their head that says "Well I'm bored again, time to go live like I'm in high school again because my friends think I should." That's what I mean about girls not making decisions for themselves. They lack self-confidence in such a way that they feel like their friends can make better decisions for their life than they could themself. It's so sad that girls can't look at their life and see how fortunate they are.
	"Remember, what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. Except for herpes. That shit'll come back with you."

04-26-2008, 05:21 PM	#1316 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 278288	The thing is, malibu, is that while obviously I agree with you about most women being complete dumb cunts, it's not going to change, ever. Not at least until guys start not giving in to what society tells us we should do. Yeah these women are doing whatever they want, and these guys are just LETTING it happen. Here's a fucking idea, if she's going to be such a dumb bitch, then fucking LEAVE her, don't put up with it day after day after day. They're doing this shit because they know they can. The more guys that let them know they CAN'T, maybe women will start to smarten up over the next couple decades. There is a serious, SERIOUS problem with women and entitlement in todays society. Think of it as reverse racism but with gender. These women have all these ideas in their head about oppression of women and how they want things to be equal and they deserve this and that, yet they don't hold up their end of the bargain. Think about it..stay at home moms and women who don't have to work, or women who want everything paid for. Back in the old days, this may have been the standard, but women also knew their fucking place. They cooked, clean, majority took care of the baby, while the dad was the breadwinner. That being said, i don't think it should be the same now, I don't need anybody to take care of my shit, but I don't want to hear a woman bitch about shit like equality and what she deserves if she's not going to hold up her [traditional] end of the fucking bargain.

07-23-2008, 09:27 AM	#1318 (permalink)
VOL Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: there Posts: 2,305 Internets: -205	RTOTD: Could I date a girl who is in the adult film industry and not get jealous watching her?
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07-25-2008, 12:07 PM	#1319 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,699 Internets: 305662	The vending machine in my office's break room is the fairest of all vending machines. After making a selection, it detects whether something actually fell or not. If nothing falls, it allows you to make another selection. This creates an interesting dynamic for those requesting a vend. While the moments after the button pressing are normally dominated by a tense fear that the selected product won't fall (resulting in a machine shake and, in some cases, the forced double purchase), this machine nudges the customers to encourage the machine to fuck up. It's a lottery, of sorts. A win/win lottery. Ladies and gentlemen, I just won the lottery. I'm sitting here with 2 bags of peanut M&M's costing just $.75. I'm the big winner today. Me.

07-25-2008, 04:10 PM	#1320 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,316 Internets: 284585	You like peanuts huh? I got some peanuts for you yes i went there!
	#YOLO

07-28-2008, 06:46 PM	#1321 (permalink)
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07-28-2008, 07:16 PM	#1322 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,699 Internets: 305662	Yeah, wtf is that?

10-15-2008, 08:50 PM	#1323 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,316 Internets: 284585	Have you ever had the experience where you somehow notice that something is there, that you see all the time so you kind of take for granted and its presence never really enters your conscious. And youre like, "holy fuck, how did i not see this!" I just had one of those moments. I was lying back with my laptop doing some homework. my shirt was off because its fucking hot. I was in the "flow," completely concentrated on my work. Something kind of got my attention out of the corner of my eye, like, something is there that doesn't belong, seems out of place. I see something kind of shiny and kind of pointy out of the corner of my eye. I shifted my gaze, and thought to myself, "Holy shit, I have nipples! Why the fuck do I have nipples?"
	#YOLO

10-16-2008, 12:25 AM	#1324 (permalink)
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11-19-2008, 04:20 PM	#1325 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,316 Internets: 284585	you know what is kind of a gay word, masculinity. If you use that word you immediately sound like a fruitcake. weird.
	#YOLO