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Unread 11-27-2008, 12:16 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Theory: Life is all a matter of perspective; everything is a reflection of your beliefs and thoughts. With that in mind, I think your life would be kick-ass, from an observer's standpoint, if you lived your life under the following mantra: do things in the most optimal fashion to get [local hottie] to sleep with you.

Think about it... if you crafted your whole life in a manner that was aimed to get some proverbial hottie to sleep with you... your life would probably be pretty fuckin' cool.

I mean... most of us are doing this to a lesser extent already. It's actually gotten a bad reputation, "man... fuck those ho's... do whatever you want." But I actually think it's a brilliant idea: why not let some super-hottie be your carrot on a stick that you chase your whole life? A pretty damn good frame of mind for achieving success if you ask me!

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Theory: Life is all a matter of perspective; everything is a reflection of your beliefs and thoughts. With that in mind, I think your life would be kick-ass, from an observer's standpoint, if you lived your life under the following mantra: do things in the most optimal fashion to get [local hottie] to sleep with you.

Think about it... if you crafted your whole life in a manner that was aimed to get some proverbial hottie to sleep with you... your life would probably be pretty fuckin' cool.

I mean... most of us are doing this to a lesser extent already. It's actually gotten a bad reputation, "man... fuck those ho's... do whatever you want." But I actually think it's a brilliant idea: why not let some super-hottie be your carrot on a stick that you chase your whole life? A pretty damn good frame of mind for achieving success if you ask me!
This is a great idea, many rapists do it on a regular basis. But how does choking a bitch help you achieve success?
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Let me rephrase this, and tell me if I'm making too many assumptions:

If you're goal in life is to get hot pussy, and you spend your whole life sleeping with hot bitches- than you'll lead quite the fulfilling life.

Honestly, I'd have to agree. You 'got what you wanted' out of life.

But then we must also consider the opposite... What if some lonely, stupid, insecure person just wants to feel loved and understand the world around them?

Well, then, concepts such as organized religion may prove fulfilling... swallowing the 'life will be balanced by the afterlife' would make perfect sense to them, and they would feel complete in thinking this- regardless of how true it may be....


This all being said, I think banging hot chicks is a short-term happiness to a long-term life.... so honestly- chase that pussy! But also chase other, more meaning, pursuits.... you can do both.
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