AIM convo

[Mr. Blonde]

my buddy was fucking with this girl he knows who is also a cam whore apparently on AIM. I thought the convo was pretty funny so i'm posting it.


Friend: ello
xblondesecretx: Hi there
Friend: Who is this?
xblondesecretx: Kelly
Friend: Hi Kelly
Friend: a/s/l?
Friend: ¿que?
Friend: Why in my own country do I have to push 1 for english?????
xblondesecretx: sorry baby
xblondesecretx: I do cam shows
xblondesecretx: and I get a LOT of IMs
Friend: really???
xblondesecretx: so when a guy doesnt even know who I am
xblondesecretx: then it looks like it will be a LOT of work
Friend: link me
xblondesecretx: their not free
Friend: link me to your site
xblondesecretx: and Im not one of those 50 guys at once girls
Friend: hahaha
Friend: hrmm....lucrative. I should do cam shows. Somehow I think people would pay me to keep my clothes on!
Friend: Do you have a website?
xblondesecretx: no...my feed is hosted thru a site, but its not "my" site babe
Friend: ohhh what is the site?
Friend: do you accept food stamps?
Friend: EBT?
Friend: Diners Club cards?
xblondesecretx: u need a credit or debit to buy cam time
xblondesecretx: free setup, you just buy time when u want a show
Friend: and can I see what you look like?
Friend: you know, make sure you're not a dude....or a ninja.
xblondesecretx wants to directly connect.
xblondesecretx is now directly connected.
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xblondesecretx: there's a few for u babe
Friend: and you live in Utah?
Friend: mormon?
xblondesecretx: Utah???
xblondesecretx: no
xblondesecretx: Phoenix
Friend: that's hot -- literally.
xblondesecretx: yeah
xblondesecretx: OK...brb
xblondesecretx direct connection is closed.
Friend: ¿
Friend: I would like to sign up for webcam teleconferencing with you
xblondesecretx: hello?
xblondesecretx: well guess u left..sorry had someone at the door
Friend: oh wow
Friend: how much is that?
xblondesecretx: hahaha..not like that babe
Friend: uhhhh huh....
Friend: you have a credit card machine under your pillow, dont you?
xblondesecretx: no
Friend: and so this webconferencing teleconferencing MMORPG, how do I begin to hook it up to your bedroom?
xblondesecretx: well I have no idea what MMORPG is
xblondesecretx: but I just send u the link to start
Friend: ok, and it works like credits? Like at Dave and Busters?
Friend: liiiiike 4 credits for whackamole, and 2 credits for horse-racing...annnnnd how many credits to watch you play those games?
xblondesecretx: hmmm..
xblondesecretx: yes you get 40 mins worth of time credits for $25
Friend: That equates to $1.60 a min...not bad...I pay less for long distnace though
Friend: Plus I saved a bunch of money on my car insurance cuz I switched to Geico.
Friend: no I'm sorry 62 cents a min
Friend: even better!
xblondesecretx: yes its a good deal
Friend: I like your business model...is this like a full time job for you?
xblondesecretx: pretty much
Friend: and do you have a lot of customers <wink><wink>?
xblondesecretx: hon
xblondesecretx: are U thinking about a show with me?
xblondesecretx: or am I giving u a class on webcam economics?
Friend: ooo feisty -- I like.
Friend: what do you wear during your show?
Friend: liiiiike an oompa loompa costume?
Friend: do you work with animals? Are you pet friendls?
Friend: *friendly?
xblondesecretx: Ive got toys and outfits...strip full nude..anal...almost anything goes
xblondesecretx: just no potty games or animals
Friend: anal eh? Yea I get that everytime I go through airport security.
Friend: its probably because of me sikh turban...you know...people are judgmental
Friend: What if I sign up for your service. And put you on my office projector and invite 14 of my best buddies to come watch... are there any licensing violations there? Do I get sued? Can I record it and put it on youtube for free?
xblondesecretx: omg
xblondesecretx: hun
xblondesecretx: how would I know
Friend: Have you seen two girls 1 cup? Can you do that?
Friend: I would like that.
xblondesecretx: no I havent
Friend: are you posted on youtube?
Friend: I noticed you took care of the guy at the door rather quickly....He must've not shelled out the 25$ for the full 40min.
xblondesecretx: hun
Friend: Can I use online coupons?
xblondesecretx: I dont have time for this
xblondesecretx: I get the impression you are just fucking with me
xblondesecretx: I ve had enough
Friend: really? why?
Friend: fucking with you? How much extra is that?
xblondesecretx: look
xblondesecretx: I'm not an escort
xblondesecretx: and I DO NOT have time for all this BS
xblondesecretx: I do cam shows
Friend: ahh yea...escort...good car it was one of my first.
xblondesecretx: I gave u pics
xblondesecretx: I told u how much
Friend: Do you have a boyfriend?
xblondesecretx: and Ive put up with your endless jokes
xblondesecretx: now
xblondesecretx: if you want a show you can IM me
xblondesecretx: if you want ANYTHING else
xblondesecretx: I will block u
Friend: right...?
Friend: I see.
Friend: well, I wouldnt mind a show. Would you be weirded out knowing that I was eating popcorn whilst watching it?
Friend: ok ok...I will let this go. BUT! I wish you success in your venture, and I look forward to seeing you on the cover of Arizona Business Magazine as Phoenix's most lascivious entrepreneur.
Friend: Cheers!

[Ironic Mustache]

Amazing she stayed that long. Jesus christ $25 for 40 minutes? Call me cheap but that seems a bit steep for a cam show. Maybe I'm just not into cam shows though.