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ProfessorNumber · 04-19-2005, 01:12 AM

Maybe you should reread what YOU just said.

Titan · 04-19-2005, 01:23 AM

Did you mean: "Maybe YOU should re-read what you just said." ?
If not, I really have no idea what you just said.

[ April 18, 2005, 11:24 PM: Message edited by: Titan ]

Orgazmo · 04-20-2005, 06:58 PM

Real Fact #442: Bees' wings beat 11,400 times per minute.

Ironic Mustache · 04-20-2005, 07:03 PM

Bees are stupid. They're always stinging people and buzzing about and such. I don't like them.

Orgazmo · 04-22-2005, 12:52 AM

Real Fact #175: In 1634, tulip bulbs were a form of currency in Holland.

[ April 21, 2005, 10:52 PM: Message edited by: Orgazmo ]

tonguegina · 04-22-2005, 01:08 AM

Snapple bottles can not be broken with a metal ruler.

Mr. Blonde · 04-22-2005, 01:10 AM

I think we should have a snapple breaking test thread. see what it takes to break the fuckers.

Orgazmo · 04-22-2005, 01:47 AM

I just tested the ruler very thoroughly...to no avail. I'd participate in such a thread.

Niger Angelus · 04-23-2005, 04:58 AM

What if I nut in your eyes?

Orgazmo · 04-25-2005, 12:00 AM

Real Fact #93: Kangaroo can jump 30 feet

Yes...that's exactly what the cap says.

"Kangaroo can jump 30 feet"

I'm starting the doubt the credibility of our friends at Snapple.

Ugly Bastard · 04-25-2005, 12:07 AM

What's there to doubt? A kangaroo can jump 30 feet. I'd believe it in a second. If man can jump 25 feet...

-Ugly Bastard

Orgazmo · 04-25-2005, 12:31 AM

It didn't say "A kangaroo can jump 30 feet"

It said, "Kangaroo can jump 30 feet"

What kind of commercial product includes typos on their bottlecaps?

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 04-25-2005, 12:44 AM

Its not a typo maybe, kangaroo is both plural and singular like deer?

Orgazmo · 04-25-2005, 12:53 AM

Fuck. I guess both Kangaroos and Kangaroo are plural.

Alright Snapple, you've regained my trust.

underwater · 04-25-2005, 02:25 AM

Wow, that's all it took for you to stop trusting in Snapple?

That's sad, 'Gaz.. Real sad. I think you need to do a little rethinking about your relationship with our beloved bottled friend.

As for the Snapple facts, I've actually had all of those before. It's sad. I haven't opened a bottle of Snapple in the past two weeks that had anything new to say.. However, I still keep my faith. One day, when I'm feeling low, I'll go the breakroom to purchase my Snapple.. And there, underneath the gleaming, golden cap will lie some strange, quirky, line of inspiration. I trust in Snapple. I trust.

Niger Angelus · 04-25-2005, 02:32 AM

I trust in Jones.

Orgazmo · 04-25-2005, 02:42 AM

Fuck Jones.

Real Fact #406: The deepest place in the ocean is about 7 miles deep.

Ugly Bastard · 04-25-2005, 02:52 AM

I love thinking about how the deepest part of the Ocean is 7 miles, and if you were at that part of the Ocean, it'd be pretty baffling to think that the water is 7 miles deep. Yet, to get to the center of the Earth, you'd have to travel 2100 miles. So basically, this is what we're dealing with here (not even drawn to scale, which is more amazing):

I dunno. I guess that's just sorta always tripped me out to think about.

-Ugly Bastard

Mr. Blonde · 04-25-2005, 03:08 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ugly Bastard:
(not even drawn to scale, which is more amazing)

EDIT: I wonder if we have mole people. Hmm..

[ April 25, 2005, 01:09 AM: Message edited by: Mr. Blonde ]

Orgazmo · 04-25-2005, 03:56 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ugly Bastard:
(not even drawn to scale, which is more amazing)

Ironic Mustache · 04-25-2005, 01:07 PM

We most definitely do have mole people.

Orgazmo · 04-25-2005, 05:01 PM

Real Fact #396: The dragonfly can reach speeds of up to 36 mph.

Orgazmo · 04-27-2005, 05:15 PM

Real Fact #418: The smallest mammal in the world is the bumblebee bat, which weighs less than a penny.

MAGICLIT · 04-27-2005, 05:29 PM

got a picture of that bat?

Mr. Blonde · 04-27-2005, 05:39 PM

04-19-2005, 01:12 AM	#26 (permalink)
ProfessorNumber Senior Member Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 1,215 Internets: 3373	Maybe you should reread what YOU just said.
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04-19-2005, 01:23 AM	#27 (permalink)
Titan Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 3,698 Internets: 10	Did you mean: "Maybe YOU should re-read what you just said." ? If not, I really have no idea what you just said. [ April 18, 2005, 11:24 PM: Message edited by: Titan ]
	I do what the fuck I want.

04-20-2005, 07:03 PM	#29 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	Bees are stupid. They're always stinging people and buzzing about and such. I don't like them.
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

04-22-2005, 01:10 AM	#32 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	I think we should have a snapple breaking test thread. see what it takes to break the fuckers.
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

04-23-2005, 04:58 AM	#34 (permalink)
Niger Angelus We still believe. Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 4,697 Internets: 216	What if I nut in your eyes?
	I enjoy knives and fire.

04-20-2005, 06:58 PM	#28 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,733 Internets: 311447	Real Fact #442: Bees' wings beat 11,400 times per minute.

04-22-2005, 12:52 AM	#30 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,733 Internets: 311447	Real Fact #175: In 1634, tulip bulbs were a form of currency in Holland. [ April 21, 2005, 10:52 PM: Message edited by: Orgazmo ]

04-22-2005, 01:08 AM	#31 (permalink)
tonguegina I like dirt. Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 2,861 Internets: 2790	Snapple bottles can not be broken with a metal ruler.

04-22-2005, 01:47 AM	#33 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,733 Internets: 311447	I just tested the ruler very thoroughly...to no avail. I'd participate in such a thread.

04-25-2005, 12:00 AM	#35 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,733 Internets: 311447	Real Fact #93: Kangaroo can jump 30 feet Yes...that's exactly what the cap says. "Kangaroo can jump 30 feet" I'm starting the doubt the credibility of our friends at Snapple.

04-25-2005, 12:07 AM	#36 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	What's there to doubt? A kangaroo can jump 30 feet. I'd believe it in a second. If man can jump 25 feet... -Ugly Bastard

04-25-2005, 12:31 AM	#37 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,733 Internets: 311447	It didn't say "A kangaroo can jump 30 feet" It said, "Kangaroo can jump 30 feet" What kind of commercial product includes typos on their bottlecaps?

04-25-2005, 12:44 AM	#38 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,353 Internets: 290966	Its not a typo maybe, kangaroo is both plural and singular like deer?
	#YOLO

04-25-2005, 12:53 AM	#39 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,733 Internets: 311447	Fuck. I guess both Kangaroos and Kangaroo are plural. Alright Snapple, you've regained my trust.

04-25-2005, 02:25 AM	#40 (permalink)
underwater Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: indiana Posts: 1,453 Internets: 10	Wow, that's all it took for you to stop trusting in Snapple? That's sad, 'Gaz.. Real sad. I think you need to do a little rethinking about your relationship with our beloved bottled friend. As for the Snapple facts, I've actually had all of those before. It's sad. I haven't opened a bottle of Snapple in the past two weeks that had anything new to say.. However, I still keep my faith. One day, when I'm feeling low, I'll go the breakroom to purchase my Snapple.. And there, underneath the gleaming, golden cap will lie some strange, quirky, line of inspiration. I trust in Snapple. I trust.
	We can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind, because your friends don't dance and if they don't dance then they're no friends of mine.

04-25-2005, 02:32 AM	#41 (permalink)
Niger Angelus We still believe. Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 4,697 Internets: 216	I trust in Jones.
	I enjoy knives and fire.

04-25-2005, 02:42 AM	#42 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,733 Internets: 311447	Fuck Jones. Real Fact #406: The deepest place in the ocean is about 7 miles deep.

04-25-2005, 02:52 AM	#43 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	I love thinking about how the deepest part of the Ocean is 7 miles, and if you were at that part of the Ocean, it'd be pretty baffling to think that the water is 7 miles deep. Yet, to get to the center of the Earth, you'd have to travel 2100 miles. So basically, this is what we're dealing with here (not even drawn to scale, which is more amazing): I dunno. I guess that's just sorta always tripped me out to think about. -Ugly Bastard

04-25-2005, 01:07 PM	#46 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	We most definitely do have mole people.
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

04-25-2005, 05:01 PM	#47 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,733 Internets: 311447	Real Fact #396: The dragonfly can reach speeds of up to 36 mph.

04-27-2005, 05:15 PM	#48 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,733 Internets: 311447	Real Fact #418: The smallest mammal in the world is the bumblebee bat, which weighs less than a penny.

04-27-2005, 05:29 PM	#49 (permalink)
MAGICLIT Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: city of sin Posts: 2,753 Internets: 10	got a picture of that bat?
	I am all in favor of a ruling class, especially since I rule.

04-27-2005, 05:39 PM	#50 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna