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ProfessorNumber · 12-08-2003, 01:27 AM

alright, I didn't want to waste space in the general chat forum by posting this, but donkey sex monkey doll man.

No, but really, if you drop a dry toothbrush on a relatively clean floor, does the 5 second rule apply?

Titan · 12-08-2003, 01:37 AM

The 5 second rule is the most ridiculous thing ever. If the thing is still sitting in the same spot for 10 seconds, it still has the same amount of dirt as if it were there for 5 seconds. Who the fuck made up that retarded-ass rule?

ProfessorNumber · 12-08-2003, 01:39 AM

I've honestly never thought of it that way, sir. But you add a new degree of complexity to an already complex paradox

Bloody hell.. I double fucking posted a topic.. I guess that makes me some sort of super fucking jew. damn.

I'd be much obliged if a moderator would delete one of these biotches.

[ December 07, 2003, 10:43 PM: Message edited by: ProfessorNumber ]

Titan · 12-08-2003, 01:43 AM

I swear to god I'm not the only one who's ever thought of that. But it's always seemed like common sense to me. It would depend on where it was dropped, right? Dirt doesn't slowly levitate over to your cupcake on the floor over time...

Titan · 12-08-2003, 01:49 AM

I would, 'cuz I can... but I don't think I'm allowed to. 'Specially since malibu posted in the other. I would have quoted her and deleted the other, but then I remembered that I shouldn't.

[ December 07, 2003, 10:50 PM: Message edited by: Titan ]

Orgazmo · 12-08-2003, 01:59 AM

I never thought the 5 second rule was meant to be serious. I always thought of it as more of an excuse to not look like a dirty son of a bitch for eating something that's touched the ground. I normally totally disregard the rule and eat the said item no matter how long it's been on the ground...so long as it's been in my sight for the entire timeframe.

Titan · 12-08-2003, 02:03 AM

That's fair... what if it landed in a puddle of urine?

Cocktooth · 12-08-2003, 02:37 AM

i agree with orgasimo....its just a biff...and no matter how dirty the place...if its a good item of food and will make me fatter then i am right now...im eating...but thats why im 190 pounds of fat....well that and beer..but my beer poundage is good poundage

Calamity Jane · 01-20-2004, 10:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Titan:
That's fair... what if it landed in a puddle of urine?

throw the thing away and get a new one!!!!!!!! toothbrushes aren't that expensive, are they?

AcTivE · 01-20-2004, 10:42 PM

there expensive enough

VOL · 01-20-2004, 11:00 PM

I always thought it was a 3 second rule.

fancymeghan · 01-20-2004, 11:05 PM

i play a little game called the 20 minute rule.

fuck germs.

Pliedes · 01-20-2004, 11:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by AcTivE:
there expensive enough

Not if you run a massive IT conglomerate

AcTivE · 01-21-2004, 01:41 AM

that's a big word--let's nip that shit in the bud

cough man · 01-21-2004, 11:31 PM

i totally agree with orgazmo, as long as the item in question is in my sight the entire time then i have no problem eating said item in question now if i leave that item (lets say it is a chicken nugget, as there is one laying on my floor right now) on the floor and walk out of the room and it is still there when i come back then i assume there must be something wrong with it since none of my plethora of animals have eaten it yet

Titan · 01-21-2004, 11:49 PM

So... if it lands in a pile of feces... as long as you watched it the whole time, it's okay?

12-08-2003, 01:27 AM	#1 (permalink)
ProfessorNumber Senior Member Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 1,215 Internets: 3373	alright, I didn't want to waste space in the general chat forum by posting this, but donkey sex monkey doll man. No, but really, if you drop a dry toothbrush on a relatively clean floor, does the 5 second rule apply?
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12-08-2003, 01:37 AM	#2 (permalink)
Titan Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 3,698 Internets: 10	The 5 second rule is the most ridiculous thing ever. If the thing is still sitting in the same spot for 10 seconds, it still has the same amount of dirt as if it were there for 5 seconds. Who the fuck made up that retarded-ass rule?
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12-08-2003, 01:39 AM	#3 (permalink)
ProfessorNumber Senior Member Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 1,215 Internets: 3373	I've honestly never thought of it that way, sir. But you add a new degree of complexity to an already complex paradox Bloody hell.. I double fucking posted a topic.. I guess that makes me some sort of super fucking jew. damn. I'd be much obliged if a moderator would delete one of these biotches. [ December 07, 2003, 10:43 PM: Message edited by: ProfessorNumber ]
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12-08-2003, 01:43 AM	#4 (permalink)
Titan Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 3,698 Internets: 10	I swear to god I'm not the only one who's ever thought of that. But it's always seemed like common sense to me. It would depend on where it was dropped, right? Dirt doesn't slowly levitate over to your cupcake on the floor over time...
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12-08-2003, 01:49 AM	#5 (permalink)
Titan Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 3,698 Internets: 10	I would, 'cuz I can... but I don't think I'm allowed to. 'Specially since malibu posted in the other. I would have quoted her and deleted the other, but then I remembered that I shouldn't. [ December 07, 2003, 10:50 PM: Message edited by: Titan ]
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12-08-2003, 01:59 AM	#6 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,732 Internets: 311447	I never thought the 5 second rule was meant to be serious. I always thought of it as more of an excuse to not look like a dirty son of a bitch for eating something that's touched the ground. I normally totally disregard the rule and eat the said item no matter how long it's been on the ground...so long as it's been in my sight for the entire timeframe.

12-08-2003, 02:03 AM	#7 (permalink)
Titan Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 3,698 Internets: 10	That's fair... what if it landed in a puddle of urine?
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12-08-2003, 02:37 AM	#8 (permalink)
Cocktooth Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Warsaw Posts: 4,220 Internets: 124047	i agree with orgasimo....its just a biff...and no matter how dirty the place...if its a good item of food and will make me fatter then i am right now...im eating...but thats why im 190 pounds of fat....well that and beer..but my beer poundage is good poundage
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01-20-2004, 10:42 PM	#10 (permalink)
AcTivE 1 thing leads to another. Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 2,012 Internets: -2654	there expensive enough
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01-20-2004, 11:00 PM	#11 (permalink)
VOL Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: there Posts: 2,305 Internets: -205	I always thought it was a 3 second rule.
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01-20-2004, 11:05 PM	#12 (permalink)
fancymeghan Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: indiana. Posts: 504 Internets: 306	i play a little game called the 20 minute rule. fuck germs.

01-21-2004, 01:41 AM	#14 (permalink)
AcTivE 1 thing leads to another. Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 2,012 Internets: -2654	that's a big word--let's nip that shit in the bud
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01-21-2004, 11:31 PM	#15 (permalink)
cough man Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: A Gunslinging Generation Posts: 333 Internets: 10	i totally agree with orgazmo, as long as the item in question is in my sight the entire time then i have no problem eating said item in question now if i leave that item (lets say it is a chicken nugget, as there is one laying on my floor right now) on the floor and walk out of the room and it is still there when i come back then i assume there must be something wrong with it since none of my plethora of animals have eaten it yet
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01-21-2004, 11:49 PM	#16 (permalink)
Titan Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 3,698 Internets: 10	So... if it lands in a pile of feces... as long as you watched it the whole time, it's okay?
	I do what the fuck I want.