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Unread 03-22-2005, 09:45 PM   #1 (permalink)
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So last night I'm at the grocery store to pick up few things. Nothing out of the ordinary...Until I go to the pasta section to buy some penne noodles. I notice a mother and her daughter down yonder. The mother looked to be in her 40's, the daughter around 12. As I walk passed them to go to the produce area this little girl glances at me and says to her mom: "Speaking of bitches..."

WTF!

Stunned, and slightly bewildered I pause. Did she just call me a bitch? The mother seemed to be in agreement with her. Unable to suffer this possible pwnag3 I turn and say "excuse me, but are you talking about me?". They just sorta rolled their eyes and walked away all sassy like.

I tried to let it go, I really did...But curiousity got the better of me. I had no idea who they were, and it's not everyday a 12 year old girl calls you a bitch. I followed them.

I didn't tail them more then a minute when they stopped and talked to an employee. He comes over to me then and tells me to stop harassing the customers, purchase my items and leave. Defensive, I tell them they called me a bitch. He didn't seem to care, because they were two innocent females and I was a possible sexual predator. Fucking bullshit. I threw such a tantrum that I got kicked out of the store and had to go to the shitty place down the road to get my pasta.

The worst part is, I still dont know who they are.

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Unread 03-22-2005, 09:51 PM   #2 (permalink)
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That's ridiculous, yet hilarious. What's really scary, and those who know me will agree, is I have no idea how I would react to that kind of situation...i'm sure I wouldnt hit them or anything, but it's entirely possible I would:

A. Knock over their shopping cart, call them whores and run out of the store.

B. Follow them after they leave, so they can't see me, find out where they live and fuck that house/car up later.

C. Throw various grocery items at them.

D. Beat the shit out of the male employee because I can't hit the women.

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Wow, aint that a bitch

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Unread 03-22-2005, 09:53 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Wow...that really is quite intriguing.

A tale similar to this happened over spring break. Whilst passenger-ing on the interstate, a line of about 4 cars instantly became irate at our vehicle. For no apparent reason, all of the vehicles instantly began staring at us, flipping us off, and even completely cutting us off. We weren't traveling excessively fast...nor were breaking any type of highway etiquette. It was the damndest thing.

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Unread 03-22-2005, 10:06 PM   #5 (permalink)
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I'm thinking about staking out every elementary and middle school in the area until I find her.

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It was me.

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Unread 03-22-2005, 11:24 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Gaz, what hotel where you at in Daytona?
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Weren't in a hotel anywhere. Stayed in a condo outside of tampa most of the time, then just drove over to daytona for the last day, didn't stay there.
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I probably would've simply pulled the big "FUUUUUCK YOU!" and went on my merry way.

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just remember: what goes around comes around.

one of these days those two bitches will have something horrible happen to them. i'm assuming you weren't the only person they've called a bitch since it was so random of them...

maybe they were both just pregnant....pregnant women are hormonal/terrible to be around.
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If someone asked me "Did you just call me a bitch?", I would roll my eyes, and walk away. Or maybe just say "Yes, I did.". Depends on the stature of the person I suppose.

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