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ninjaface · 01-18-2005, 04:46 AM

"Just callin to see how you are. Well, heck of a, answering thing you got there, now. Is that right? Talk to you later, bye." -message left on my phone by mytsery hick. Phone #574-551-3130

Orgazmo · 01-18-2005, 04:56 AM

I'm guessing this isn't related.

Mr. Blonde · 01-18-2005, 04:49 PM

Literally laughing my fucking ass off

<Galactic> you know what's ALWAYS bothered me? cold cereal mascots
<Galactic> I mean that is just some FUCKED UP SHIT
<Galactic> the Trix rabbit, for example
<Galactic> I dunno man... if I were him I'd be fucking KILLING some kids
<Galactic> I remember a commercial where the fuckin rabbit WENT INTO A FUCKIN STORE AND BOUGHT A BOX OF TRIX WITH HIS OWN FUCKIN MONEY.
<Galactic> fuckin kids came outta NOWHERE and basically fuckin mug the poor stupid bitch rabbit
<Galactic> "silly rabbit Trix are for kids"
<Galactic> Fuckin rabbit just sits there and looks depressed.
<Galactic> FUCK NO that wouldn't fly with me
<Galactic> I'd have pimp-slapped EVERY ONE OF those fuckin bitches
<Galactic> and made them go get me the REST of a "complete breakfast" and eat Trix right in front of them bitches and THEN beat the shit out of them some more.
<Galactic> and wtf is with the disguises? All the dumb rabbit does is hide his ears and all of a sudden he's a fuckin kid?
<Galactic> I dunno about you, but if I SAW a 6 foot fuckin RABBIT with his ears tucked under a baseball cap, I wouldn't immediately think
<Galactic> "Hey, there's a cool lookin human kid, let me go over and share some of my cereal with him"
<Galactic> NO.
<Galactic> I'd be thinking
<Galactic> "that's a 6 foot fuckin RABBIT with his ears tucked under a baseball cap... what the FUCK was I just smoking?"
<Galactic> another thing... wtf is up with cereal being "A part of this complete breakfast"
<Galactic> last time -I- checked, cereal WAS breakfast
<Galactic> they show a big ass bowl of frosted flakes next to a waffle, a pancake, toast, a banana, a fuckin grapefruit... who the FUCK eats a breakfast that big
<Flaming_Duck> not me
<Flaming Duck> I don't even EAT breakfast nomore
<Flaming_Duck> I mean, I eat when I get up
<Flaming_Duck> but the whole thought "BREAKFAST IS ONLY SERVED UNTIL SUCH AND SUCH TIME"
<FLaming_Suck> bitch, you make my fucking sausage and egg sandwich when I pay you the fucking money
<Flaming_Duck> don't give me that shit.
<Galactic> Back to stupid cereal mascots...
<Galactic> Lucky Charms.
<Galactic> FUCKING LUCKY CHARMS
<Galactic> Lucky can turn the fucking MOON into a marshmallow, and he can't escape a bunch of fucking 6 year olds?!?!?
<Galactic> C'mon now, Lucky.
<Galactic> I KNOW your bitch ass has got to have a "Blow the fucking kids up" spell SOMEWHERE
<Galactic> or make "kid marshamllows" and EAT those bitches.
<Galactic> "They're after me Lucky Charms!"
<Galactic> ....
<Galactic> KILL THEM, BITCH!
<Galactic> I dunno why I went off on this rant here
<Galactic> it's just always bothered me."

-Taken from bash.org

[ January 18, 2005, 01:51 PM: Message edited by: Mr. Blonde ]

George Sherman · 01-18-2005, 05:40 PM

Yippe Kaya motherfucker.

StabMaster Arson · 01-20-2005, 05:58 AM

I got something to say
I killed your baby today
And it doesn't matter much to me
As long as it's dead

Well I got something to say
I raped your mother today
And it doesn't matter much to me
As long as she spread

Niger Angelus · 01-20-2005, 03:03 PM

Misfits get the point across.

Mr. Blonde · 01-20-2005, 03:19 PM

Girl: whats this inauguration?

Me: lol....
Me: are you joking?

Girl: no

Me: the ceremony that swears in the president every 4 years....

Girl: oh well they should do it on like PBS or something not the good ones like abc

Me:lol

Girl: i'm horrible
Girl: but i really am greatful for liberty and everything

[ January 20, 2005, 12:23 PM: Message edited by: Mr. Blonde ]

Mr. Blonde · 01-31-2005, 12:32 AM

Mr. Blonde: god i hate underwater
DJ FC: yeah man its cold and wet and the fish!

ninjaface · 01-31-2005, 01:53 AM

My friend: Yeah, "I don't know" is probably the phrase I use second most as a way of explaining things.
Girl he wants to impress: Whats the phrase you use most??
My friend: I don't know.

01-31-2005, 02:32 PM

"Descarte's theory of divine [or natural] illumination is one of the only philisophical theories to have a beer named after it... Natural Light!" - Paul Vincent Spade - Medieval Philosophy Professor, at 9:30 AM.

Beebs · 01-31-2005, 03:01 PM

Oh thats fucking great FC.

02-01-2005, 06:48 PM

"Something crossed my mind that I thought might be interesting. Maybe playdough got its name from Plato. That way kids can be their own little demiurges." - Paul Vincent Spade again.

sim_flex_x · 02-01-2005, 09:39 PM

"Children love moving their bodies. After all, they haven't had them very long and aren't bored yet with the "let's see what this does" concept."

Calamity Jane · 02-03-2005, 04:55 PM

"Let me tell you about a porcupine's balls. They're small, and they don't give a SHIT!"

-Tourett's guy

Ugly Bastard · 02-08-2005, 03:43 PM

"No matter how good she looks, someone, somewhere is sick of her shit!"

-Ugly Bastard

Niger Angelus · 03-24-2005, 07:28 AM

Mike's is hard, so is prison, don't drive drunk.

Mikeshard.com

hello mr. man · 03-25-2005, 08:41 PM

" I don't do drugs; I am drugs..." Salvador Dali

hello mr. man · 03-25-2005, 08:42 PM

" GO FUCK YOURSELF YOU SHOWVENIST BASTARD!!" --me on a bad day

Mr. Blonde · 03-26-2005, 01:10 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by hello mr. man:
" GO FUCK YOURSELF YOU SHOWVENIST BASTARD!!" --me on a bad day

I'm going to assume you meant "chauvinist"

Niger Angelus · 04-03-2005, 05:29 AM

'Don't look at me like that, I am not just some pleasure toy.'

-Me to my girlfriend

[ April 03, 2005, 02:29 AM: Message edited by: Niger Angelus ]

StDx · 04-03-2005, 02:12 PM

"It don't matter cause nothing's gonna be alright anyhow."
-Hank Williams, Sr.

fancymeghan · 04-06-2005, 01:33 AM

me : i wish they'd make this sidewalk wider so we weren't fucking the damn road.

....later that day.

me : it makes me uncomfortable when a group of architecture students come running toward me.
the boy : how did you know they were architecture students?
me : they were pretty geeky.

[ April 05, 2005, 11:34 PM: Message edited by: fancymeghan ]

Ugly Bastard · 04-09-2005, 01:28 AM

"I wonder how many missing teeth are in this theatre?" -f3lix while sitting in a dollar movie infested with skanks

-Ugly Bastard

Mr. Blonde · 04-15-2005, 11:51 AM

"Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music."

From my friend's profile, I don't know where he got it from.

Schroeder · 04-23-2005, 05:46 AM

"I parked my garage in the car!"
- Shannon, drunk

01-18-2005, 04:49 PM	#128 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	Literally laughing my fucking ass off <Galactic> you know what's ALWAYS bothered me? cold cereal mascots <Galactic> I mean that is just some FUCKED UP SHIT <Galactic> the Trix rabbit, for example <Galactic> I dunno man... if I were him I'd be fucking KILLING some kids <Galactic> I remember a commercial where the fuckin rabbit WENT INTO A FUCKIN STORE AND BOUGHT A BOX OF TRIX WITH HIS OWN FUCKIN MONEY. <Galactic> fuckin kids came outta NOWHERE and basically fuckin mug the poor stupid bitch rabbit <Galactic> "silly rabbit Trix are for kids" <Galactic> Fuckin rabbit just sits there and looks depressed. <Galactic> FUCK NO that wouldn't fly with me <Galactic> I'd have pimp-slapped EVERY ONE OF those fuckin bitches <Galactic> and made them go get me the REST of a "complete breakfast" and eat Trix right in front of them bitches and THEN beat the shit out of them some more. <Galactic> and wtf is with the disguises? All the dumb rabbit does is hide his ears and all of a sudden he's a fuckin kid? <Galactic> I dunno about you, but if I SAW a 6 foot fuckin RABBIT with his ears tucked under a baseball cap, I wouldn't immediately think <Galactic> "Hey, there's a cool lookin human kid, let me go over and share some of my cereal with him" <Galactic> NO. <Galactic> I'd be thinking <Galactic> "that's a 6 foot fuckin RABBIT with his ears tucked under a baseball cap... what the FUCK was I just smoking?" <Galactic> another thing... wtf is up with cereal being "A part of this complete breakfast" <Galactic> last time -I- checked, cereal WAS breakfast <Galactic> they show a big ass bowl of frosted flakes next to a waffle, a pancake, toast, a banana, a fuckin grapefruit... who the FUCK eats a breakfast that big <Flaming_Duck> not me <Flaming Duck> I don't even EAT breakfast nomore <Flaming_Duck> I mean, I eat when I get up <Flaming_Duck> but the whole thought "BREAKFAST IS ONLY SERVED UNTIL SUCH AND SUCH TIME" <FLaming_Suck> bitch, you make my fucking sausage and egg sandwich when I pay you the fucking money <Flaming_Duck> don't give me that shit. <Galactic> Back to stupid cereal mascots... <Galactic> Lucky Charms. <Galactic> FUCKING LUCKY CHARMS <Galactic> Lucky can turn the fucking MOON into a marshmallow, and he can't escape a bunch of fucking 6 year olds?!?!? <Galactic> C'mon now, Lucky. <Galactic> I KNOW your bitch ass has got to have a "Blow the fucking kids up" spell SOMEWHERE <Galactic> or make "kid marshamllows" and EAT those bitches. <Galactic> "They're after me Lucky Charms!" <Galactic> .... <Galactic> KILL THEM, BITCH! <Galactic> I dunno why I went off on this rant here <Galactic> it's just always bothered me." -Taken from bash.org [ January 18, 2005, 01:51 PM: Message edited by: Mr. Blonde ]
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

01-18-2005, 05:40 PM	#129 (permalink)
George Sherman Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Fullerton & Damen Posts: 1,109 Internets: 14	Yippe Kaya motherfucker.
	...to abuse the testicles of the establishment.

01-20-2005, 05:58 AM	#130 (permalink)
StabMaster Arson Roscoe P. Coldchain Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Stabbin Cabin Posts: 2,759 Internets: 1425	I got something to say I killed your baby today And it doesn't matter much to me As long as it's dead Well I got something to say I raped your mother today And it doesn't matter much to me As long as she spread
	LEGALIZE CRIME!

01-20-2005, 03:03 PM	#131 (permalink)
Niger Angelus We still believe. Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 4,697 Internets: 216	Misfits get the point across.
	I enjoy knives and fire.

01-20-2005, 03:19 PM	#132 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	Girl: whats this inauguration? Me: lol.... Me: are you joking? Girl: no Me: the ceremony that swears in the president every 4 years.... Girl: oh well they should do it on like PBS or something not the good ones like abc Me:lol Girl: i'm horrible Girl: but i really am greatful for liberty and everything [ January 20, 2005, 12:23 PM: Message edited by: Mr. Blonde ]
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

01-18-2005, 04:46 AM	#126 (permalink)
ninjaface Level 20 Holothetan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Space Posts: 5,245 Internets: 210144	"Just callin to see how you are. Well, heck of a, answering thing you got there, now. Is that right? Talk to you later, bye." -message left on my phone by mytsery hick. Phone #574-551-3130

01-18-2005, 04:56 AM	#127 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,732 Internets: 311447	I'm guessing this isn't related.

01-31-2005, 12:32 AM	#133 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	Mr. Blonde: god i hate underwater DJ FC: yeah man its cold and wet and the fish!
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

01-31-2005, 01:53 AM	#134 (permalink)
ninjaface Level 20 Holothetan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Space Posts: 5,245 Internets: 210144	My friend: Yeah, "I don't know" is probably the phrase I use second most as a way of explaining things. Girl he wants to impress: Whats the phrase you use most?? My friend: I don't know.

01-31-2005, 02:32 PM	#135 (permalink)
DJ FC Guest Posts: n/a	"Descarte's theory of divine [or natural] illumination is one of the only philisophical theories to have a beer named after it... Natural Light!" - Paul Vincent Spade - Medieval Philosophy Professor, at 9:30 AM.
DJ FC Guest Posts: n/a

01-31-2005, 03:01 PM	#136 (permalink)
Beebs Poor Sport Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Indianapolis / Middlebury / Long Lake Posts: 5,306 Internets: 127341	Oh thats fucking great FC.

02-01-2005, 06:48 PM	#137 (permalink)
DJ FC Guest Posts: n/a	"Something crossed my mind that I thought might be interesting. Maybe playdough got its name from Plato. That way kids can be their own little demiurges." - Paul Vincent Spade again.
DJ FC Guest Posts: n/a

02-01-2005, 09:39 PM	#138 (permalink)
sim_flex_x Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: St. Pete Posts: 690 Internets: 10	"Children love moving their bodies. After all, they haven't had them very long and aren't bored yet with the "let's see what this does" concept."

02-03-2005, 04:55 PM	#139 (permalink)
Calamity Jane Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: indiana Posts: 309 Internets: 10	"Let me tell you about a porcupine's balls. They're small, and they don't give a SHIT!" -Tourett's guy

02-08-2005, 03:43 PM	#140 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	"No matter how good she looks, someone, somewhere is sick of her shit!" -Ugly Bastard

03-24-2005, 07:28 AM	#141 (permalink)
Niger Angelus We still believe. Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 4,697 Internets: 216	Mike's is hard, so is prison, don't drive drunk. Mikeshard.com
	I enjoy knives and fire.

03-25-2005, 08:41 PM	#142 (permalink)
hello mr. man Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: somewhere around here Posts: 30 Internets: 10	" I don't do drugs; I am drugs..." Salvador Dali

03-25-2005, 08:42 PM	#143 (permalink)
hello mr. man Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: somewhere around here Posts: 30 Internets: 10	" GO FUCK YOURSELF YOU SHOWVENIST BASTARD!!" --me on a bad day

04-03-2005, 05:29 AM	#145 (permalink)
Niger Angelus We still believe. Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 4,697 Internets: 216	'Don't look at me like that, I am not just some pleasure toy.' -Me to my girlfriend [ April 03, 2005, 02:29 AM: Message edited by: Niger Angelus ]
	I enjoy knives and fire.

04-03-2005, 02:12 PM	#146 (permalink)
StDx Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: right behind you Posts: 931 Internets: 306	"It don't matter cause nothing's gonna be alright anyhow." -Hank Williams, Sr.

04-06-2005, 01:33 AM	#147 (permalink)
fancymeghan Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: indiana. Posts: 504 Internets: 306	<u>me</u> : i wish they'd make this sidewalk wider so we weren't fucking the damn road. ....later that day. <u>me</u> : it makes me uncomfortable when a group of architecture students come running toward me. <u>the boy</u> : how did you know they were architecture students? <u>me</u> : they were pretty geeky. [ April 05, 2005, 11:34 PM: Message edited by: fancymeghan ]

04-09-2005, 01:28 AM	#148 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	"I wonder how many missing teeth are in this theatre?" -f3lix while sitting in a dollar movie infested with skanks -Ugly Bastard

04-15-2005, 11:51 AM	#149 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	"Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music." From my friend's profile, I don't know where he got it from.
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

04-23-2005, 05:46 AM	#150 (permalink)
Schroeder Unwanted Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 1,543 Internets: -885	"I parked my garage in the car!" - Shannon, drunk