Secret Santa

[StabMaster Arson]

around 2 today, I got a text saying that my gift was waiting for me. I spent the next couple of hours anticipating what it could be... I even left work an hour early just to appease my curiosity. I usually stop by the post office on my way home to send out shit for work, but not today, today I had my last christmas present waiting for me... work, be damned!

I got home and prepared the area. I called both of my roommates to join me in the living room as this is a time to be shared. Yes, I even took pictures chronicling the unwrapping. my anticipation soon turned to disappointment as I revealed the book "the joy of gay sex". I searched the box but found nothing more, just http://www.amazon.com/Joy-Gay-Revised-Expanded-Third/dp/0060012749/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1230939139&sr=8-1. Now, maybe it's because I'm a bit older than most on this board, or maybe it's because I left gay jokes in middle school, but I feel that I've been ripped off. Not only was my santa unable to get my gift here before the new year, but he apparently wasn't to be bothered by looking for anything clever, cute, or funny.

-1 Chadwick, try harder next year.