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Unread 09-10-2011, 03:58 AM   #226 (permalink)
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Unread 09-30-2011, 10:42 AM   #227 (permalink)
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My cat was missing for a few days and returned last night ... all he's done since is lay on the floor. Doesn't even have the strength to lift his head to eat out of his bowl. Then again, he might just be fucking lazy.

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Unread 10-11-2011, 09:00 AM   #229 (permalink)
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He may have a blocked urethra. I would suggest taking him to an emergency clinic at once.
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He pissed in his cat box, so I think thats probably not it. This morning my girlfriend found him hiding in a hole in the wall. If this little fucking shithead crawls inside the wall and dies, I'm going to be super pissed.

He seems to have regained a minimal amount of strength and will only eat if I put the food directly on the counter so its easy for him to get individual pieces.

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Unread 10-11-2011, 11:17 AM   #231 (permalink)
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If he crawls into your wall, you can rent my cat to put into the wall to lure him out.

My cat is worth $1500, so I'll let you borrow him for $50/day. After 30 days, you will own him.
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He pissed in his cat box, so I think thats probably not it. This morning my girlfriend found him hiding in a hole in the wall. If this little fucking shithead crawls inside the wall and dies, I'm going to be super pissed.

He seems to have regained a minimal amount of strength and will only eat if I put the food directly on the counter so its easy for him to get individual pieces.
Might I suggest blocking any and all holes in your walls? Preferably with plaster, or wood?
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Unread 10-11-2011, 01:03 PM   #233 (permalink)
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I'm taking a random shot here, but is the hole in your wall the size/shape of a human fist?

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Negative, there is a hole about the size of a space heater I bashed in one of my walls a couple winters ago because my pipes froze (that week it was -10 degrees) and have yet to repair it because I just started with the remodeling of said room.

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Unread 10-13-2011, 01:28 AM   #235 (permalink)
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Why do all these dudes own cats?

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Why do all these dudes own cats?

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Because we all live rockstar lifestyles and can't be burdened with maintaining a pet ... but still want one.


Sidenote: fairly sure my cat had a seizure, or multiple ... which would explain the disorientation he's been experiencing. The other night I heard him fall off the counter (his food is on a ledge in the kitchen to keep the dog from getting it) and when I went in there he couldn't stand and his eyes were completely dilated and twitching back to forth and his head was swaying back and forth rapidly. He appears to be mostly better now, still lethargic but eating, drinking, shitting, etc

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Unread 10-13-2011, 04:28 AM   #238 (permalink)
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I think my cat is left-pawed.

Female Cats Are Right-Pawed, Males Are Lefties: Discovery News
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Unread 10-15-2011, 01:07 AM   #240 (permalink)
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I feel like we should have known that centuries ago.
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TIL that most people aren't allergic to cat hair. They are allergic to cat saliva, which cats use to clean themselves, and when it dries, becomes a dust-like substance that flakes out into the air.
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I think my cat has been stealing some of my cat tranquilizers. My stash is getting low, and he seems a bit mellower than usual.
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