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thekremlin · 12-06-2012, 04:27 AM

What a douche.

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 12-06-2012, 10:38 AM

What if DJFC and Kremlin were actually mentally handicapped and they don't work at a trading firm but go to a daycare for adult learning. There are quite a few telling hints in these pictures. The backwards looking "office mates" for one. Those displays look like a bunch of repetitive windows, many of which are blank. Is it some kind of device for autistic people who have trouble communicating verbally? I anxiously await an explanation.

DJ FC · 12-06-2012, 11:06 AM

The empty windows are because I snapped the picture right as Dmitri was opening them so they hadn't loaded. Here's what they look like during the day:

There are, however, many signs indicating we may be retards:

thekremlin · 12-06-2012, 11:16 AM

That picture was taken at 4 pm. So glad I sit by a window. Fuck england.

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 12-06-2012, 01:20 PM

What do the blue and red bars represent? why are there so many of them?

Mr. Blonde · 12-06-2012, 01:41 PM

I'm pretty insanely jealous of you guys and your jobs.

This took a lot for me to post.

I'm going to go cry in my "unemployed corner" for a while.

Saint DH · 12-06-2012, 02:02 PM

This is a guess, but the blue bars are bid prices and the red lists ask prices.

Am I right?

Orgazmo · 12-06-2012, 05:10 PM

Perhaps the high res can solve this mystery!

Mr. Blonde · 12-06-2012, 05:32 PM

Quote:

I don't even see the code. All is see is blonde, brunette, redhead...

I wonder if this joke has been made in their office. I bet it has. I bet it has been made in lots of offices.

There are too many people on the planet. It's time for a holocaust.

EDIT: lol, sorry kremlin

DJ FC · 12-06-2012, 06:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dirty Harry

This is a guess, but the blue bars are bid prices and the red lists ask prices.

Am I right?

Bingo.

Ugly Bastard · 12-06-2012, 09:18 PM

How common is adderall use in your line of work? Coffee?

f3lix · 12-06-2012, 11:18 PM

What is the purpose of the big -5 in the bottom, left-central part of the pic?

Mr. Blonde · 12-07-2012, 12:53 AM

F3lix, shut the fuck up.

DJ FC · 12-07-2012, 02:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ugly Bastard

How common is adderall use in your line of work? Coffee?

Nobody I know uses any controlled substances at work. 70% drink coffee. It's probably about the same as a normal office. Maybe less coffee/tea drinking than is normal for Brits even.

DJ FC · 12-07-2012, 02:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by f3lix

What is the purpose of the big -5 in the bottom, left-central part of the pic?

That's our delta or current exposure to the stock market in general. That number means that if the broad indices break 1% we expect to gain about €1250 (Each future represents about €25000 of stocks so at the time of this picture we were short €125,000).

Ugly Bastard · 12-08-2012, 03:11 PM

How much money are you going to make in 2012? Will you be around for Christmas? Do you know that you're one of my favorites?

thekremlin · 12-10-2012, 04:42 AM

I will not be around, but thank you for the sentiment. <3

Ugly Bastard · 12-12-2012, 10:39 PM

thekremlin · 12-13-2012, 02:14 AM

You're a weird small black tool.

DJ FC · 12-13-2012, 02:20 AM

The tool is this:

Lifehacks/Frugality

DDTempest · 12-13-2012, 12:11 PM

I would have her prosecuted federally for mail tampering ... this is an outrage.

Orgazmo · 12-13-2012, 07:18 PM

omgomgomgomgomgomgomgomdg;oasdmlkgo

!!

KREMLIN, I LOVE YOU

Orgazmo · 12-13-2012, 07:25 PM

Secret Fucking Santa · 12-13-2012, 07:29 PM

DH, you moody little bitch, your present will be in the mail Tuesday. Have a Merry Fucking Christmas

thekremlin · 12-14-2012, 02:28 AM

If the secret of who Gaz's secret santa is out, I would like to point out:
The website I used allowed for a message of 3 lines, each with 37 characters or less.
A severe restriction, but that didn't mean Gaz wasn't going to get a christmas haiku.

12-06-2012, 10:38 AM	#27 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,350 Internets: 290966	What if DJFC and Kremlin were actually mentally handicapped and they don't work at a trading firm but go to a daycare for adult learning. There are quite a few telling hints in these pictures. The backwards looking "office mates" for one. Those displays look like a bunch of repetitive windows, many of which are blank. Is it some kind of device for autistic people who have trouble communicating verbally? I anxiously await an explanation.
	#YOLO

12-06-2012, 11:06 AM	#28 (permalink)
DJ FC MURICAN Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Virginia Posts: 5,136 Internets: 253094	The empty windows are because I snapped the picture right as Dmitri was opening them so they hadn't loaded. Here's what they look like during the day: There are, however, many signs indicating we may be retards:
	The basis of our governments being the opinion of the people, the very first object should be to keep that right; and were it left to me to decide whether we should have a government without newspapers, or newspapers without a government, I should not hesitate a moment to prefer the latter. But I should mean that every man should receive those papers and be capable of reading them.

12-06-2012, 01:20 PM	#30 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,350 Internets: 290966	What do the blue and red bars represent? why are there so many of them?
	#YOLO

12-06-2012, 01:41 PM	#31 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	I'm pretty insanely jealous of you guys and your jobs. This took a lot for me to post. I'm going to go cry in my "unemployed corner" for a while.
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

12-07-2012, 12:53 AM	#38 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	F3lix, shut the fuck up.
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

12-06-2012, 02:02 PM	#32 (permalink)
Saint DH Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 6,147 Internets: 284753	This is a guess, but the blue bars are bid prices and the red lists ask prices. Am I right?

12-06-2012, 05:10 PM	#33 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,725 Internets: 311447	Perhaps the high res can solve this mystery!

12-06-2012, 09:18 PM	#36 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	How common is adderall use in your line of work? Coffee?

12-06-2012, 11:18 PM	#37 (permalink)
f3lix Gangnam Style Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: DH's Massage Parlor Posts: 6,383 Internets: 213510	What is the purpose of the big -5 in the bottom, left-central part of the pic?

12-08-2012, 03:11 PM	#41 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	How much money are you going to make in 2012? Will you be around for Christmas? Do you know that you're one of my favorites?

12-12-2012, 10:39 PM	#43 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330

12-13-2012, 02:20 AM	#45 (permalink)
DJ FC MURICAN Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Virginia Posts: 5,136 Internets: 253094	The tool is this: Lifehacks/Frugality
	The basis of our governments being the opinion of the people, the very first object should be to keep that right; and were it left to me to decide whether we should have a government without newspapers, or newspapers without a government, I should not hesitate a moment to prefer the latter. But I should mean that every man should receive those papers and be capable of reading them.

12-13-2012, 07:18 PM	#47 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,725 Internets: 311447	omgomgomgomgomgomgomgomdg;oasdmlkgo !! KREMLIN, I LOVE YOU

12-13-2012, 07:25 PM	#48 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,725 Internets: 311447

12-13-2012, 07:29 PM	#49 (permalink)
Secret Fucking Santa Ho Ho Ho, Hoes Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: North Pole Posts: 62 Internets: 3709	DH, you moody little bitch, your present will be in the mail Tuesday. Have a Merry Fucking Christmas
	Ho, Ho, Ho motherfuckers.

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