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Unread 03-03-2006, 09:12 AM   #1 (permalink)
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my buddy allows me to teach out of his karate school. actually, the school started as a karate school, but has gone way off course. he is very progressive and has revamped the curriculum and included a lot more BJJ, realistic self defense and even boxing.

i help him out w/ various projects/seminars. one of which was a women's self defense program at the local college. my buddy's school (through our old karate instructor) has been affiliated with this program for years. i've added BJJ to the self defense program. what better program to have groundfighting in it right?

well, this year the contact at the school contact blew us off. she said they were too busy last semester to organize it. i frequently check the webpages of the mcdojos in my area and i come across this:

http://www.americandojokarate.com/Safeseminar.htm

OMG.

they flushed our program down the toilet for that. now the students are learning techniques that extremely effective at annoying and enraging rapists.

KIIIYYAAA!!!!

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i feel sorry for them already... don't despair. there's always

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some other way to convince a bunch of non-believers about the nastiness of real fights...you'll see. they'll come crawling back on their hands and knees begging to be mounted and choked out

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i think they're teaching for free so i doubt it.

the college would rather have them be taught shit for free.

that is evidenced by all the foreigner teachers rather than having american born PhDs

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I feel sorry for those poor girls...and LMFAO @ the fat chicks with the ninja gis.

You should just unleash someone like Chee on them (*makes evil laughter).
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oh no! those are disasterous!!!! where do i sign up? I know it's very 90's but perhaps a dojo storm is in order

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Oh fuck, that chick has a white AND red belt...not even Helio has one of those.

And look at her palms...if that's not a monkey snatch waiting to happen, I don't know what it is....
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