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AcTivE · 06-11-2003, 02:42 AM

and rich [img]smile.gif[/img]

I'd consider this late breaking news...and I want to show off this thing as it is now worth showing off...

Recently just finished putting company (Blue Optic, LLC) together to reach 'Production Environment'--

Began advertising Thursday, June 5th, and to this point have accumulated a bill of (at time of posting): $300.72

Total Return w/orders is: $1,239.25

Quickly--$938.53 ROI or 312%

Now...what did I have to do to get that? Well...now, nothing. It's taken a while to get to this point, but now it's all automatic.

Company in itself does the following:

Automatic Credit Card Processing

Credit Cards are automatically charged--when a new order is placed, and when an invoice is due. No need to actually send out invoices...or request payment, it is all done automatically and is updated within the billing system viewable to clients.

Automatic Account Creation

Accounts are also automatically created--fifteen minutes after a valid order, the customer has all the information they need to begin using the product they purchased.

Lazy-Ass Never Have to do Work Again Trick

All support for the company is outsourced to little guys in India that handle stuff 24/7. Fast response, and generally know what they are talking about since they do it all day long (must really suck..). Quality control is maintained by a survey system after every support ticket.

Rest...company secrets. Can't reveal why I'm actually pulling in that big of a return off such a small investment....figure it out for yourself [img]smile.gif[/img] . Something else that's pretty awesome about all the money coming in...is that it will all re-occur as the product's subscription ends...

Whole point is...if your determined enough to never have to work, there is probably a way to find and do it..whether it be through advertising illegally, gambling, or coming up with something legitimate after the previous two fail. Also, it is important to have a strong enough drive and intelligence be smart 'lazy-ass' so that you can lay around the longest amount of time without doing any work. Of course then you need to become a genius (like myself of course) and find a way to do that...

Ugly Bastard · 06-11-2003, 09:16 AM

Congratulations. It sounds like marijuana has built quite the webhosting company. Never thought a plant could do so much.

Alright, that was laden with sarcasm, but on a more serious note...good work. Best of luck to you in the future, and thanks for hosting Nubblies.net, you're a saint.

-Ugly Bastard

[ June 11, 2003, 11:01 AM: Message edited by: Ugly Bastard ]

Trout Sniffer · 06-11-2003, 03:46 PM

After talking to Active, I have realized that pot is his main drive for the company. If it weren't for pot, he wouldn't have really cared about making money, but he needed money to buy his illegal drugs. It's pretty funny that his drive for marijuana has turned him into a future millionaire, or so he claims.

Lethal · 06-12-2003, 12:12 AM

He really has his shit together. He is a millionaire to be, no doubts in my mind. He's got a heck of a company going. Props to Active and his fueling device. Let the kid smoke all the weed he wants.

AcTivE · 06-12-2003, 02:52 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Trout Sniffer:
After talking to Active, I have realized that pot is his main drive for the company. If it weren't for pot, he wouldn't have really cared about making money, but he needed money to buy his illegal drugs. It's pretty funny that his drive for marijuana has turned him into a future millionaire, or so he claims.

wrong. fucking around on the computer after a while gets boring though...it's really nice to have a rush of 'Wow, lets see what we can do from here' that you can get from it...reason for starting was because i didn't want to work. (day to day)

point to Ugly Bastard is that to say it makes you amotivational, uncreative, and unproductive is a complete pile of shit

AcTivE · 06-12-2003, 02:53 AM

oh yea..and as an update....another $900 or so in orders today..up to $2170..

a big 'Fuck you' to anyone that's said 'haha you don't have your license'

Combat Chuck · 06-13-2003, 03:07 PM

It's a good thing I never said that. *whew*

silver and cold · 06-14-2003, 03:49 PM

good job active!!!

malibu · 06-15-2003, 02:57 AM

holy shit active, you're a blooming genius!

Niger Angelus · 06-15-2003, 03:03 AM

I like pot. If anyone has any really good shit, PM me.

silver and cold · 06-15-2003, 02:51 PM

That's what makes Warsaw fun, cuz unless theres a show or something, its just Warsaw, but bring in pot and everyone seems to have just a lil more fun

Fruitacious B · 06-16-2003, 04:05 AM

Pot in Warsaw? no way, nobody in this town does that kind of stuff, haha. Marijuana capital of the midwest.

silver and cold · 06-16-2003, 08:18 PM

Warsaw is a bunch of good ole' kids
'ey fruitacious?

Fruitacious B · 06-17-2003, 12:08 AM

Of course, we're all good kids. Im a good kid, everyday.

Combat Chuck · 06-17-2003, 10:38 PM

Whatta bunch of hippies. No seriously, look at the avatars.

Fruitacious B · 06-18-2003, 02:32 AM

haha, thats why i chose that avatar, timmy two beers called me a hippie so i chose that to give him an outlet for his irrelevant agression, but thanks for noticing.

malibu · 06-18-2003, 02:45 AM

I think they are nice avatars. What would Warsaw be without pot. A town that blew bigtime that's what. So many people in Warsaw smoke weed it's not even funny.

[ June 18, 2003, 01:24 AM: Message edited by: malibu ]

Fruitacious B · 06-18-2003, 04:59 AM

Yeah, but i do think that its about time that i change mine, that guy is kinda creepy. i wish i could load my own custom avatar up on here, but hey, ill make do.

Combat Chuck · 06-18-2003, 01:09 PM

Um, just so you know, you're getting into combat territory with that there avatar there sir....just lettin ya know.

Fruitacious B · 06-19-2003, 12:51 AM

I know, I've searched for better replacements, but in vain. I can't seem to part with the army private.

[ June 19, 2003, 01:26 AM: Message edited by: Fruitacious B ]

06-11-2003, 02:42 AM	#1 (permalink)
AcTivE 1 thing leads to another. Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 2,012 Internets: -2654	and rich [img]smile.gif[/img] I'd consider this late breaking news...and I want to show off this thing as it is now worth showing off... Recently just finished putting company (Blue Optic, LLC) together to reach 'Production Environment'-- Began advertising Thursday, June 5th, and to this point have accumulated a bill of (at time of posting): $300.72 Total Return w/orders is: $1,239.25 Quickly--$938.53 ROI or 312% Now...what did I have to do to get that? Well...now, nothing. It's taken a while to get to this point, but now it's all automatic. Company in itself does the following: Automatic Credit Card Processing Credit Cards are automatically charged--when a new order is placed, and when an invoice is due. No need to actually send out invoices...or request payment, it is all done automatically and is updated within the billing system viewable to clients. Automatic Account Creation Accounts are also automatically created--fifteen minutes after a valid order, the customer has all the information they need to begin using the product they purchased. Lazy-Ass Never Have to do Work Again Trick All support for the company is outsourced to little guys in India that handle stuff 24/7. Fast response, and generally know what they are talking about since they do it all day long (must really suck..). Quality control is maintained by a survey system after every support ticket. Rest...company secrets. Can't reveal why I'm actually pulling in that big of a return off such a small investment....figure it out for yourself [img]smile.gif[/img] . Something else that's pretty awesome about all the money coming in...is that it will all re-occur as the product's subscription ends... Whole point is...if your determined enough to never have to work, there is probably a way to find and do it..whether it be through advertising illegally, gambling, or coming up with something legitimate after the previous two fail. Also, it is important to have a strong enough drive and intelligence be smart 'lazy-ass' so that you can lay around the longest amount of time without doing any work. Of course then you need to become a genius (like myself of course) and find a way to do that...
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06-11-2003, 03:46 PM	#3 (permalink)
Trout Sniffer Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Straight Outta Compton Posts: 1,003 Internets: 123	After talking to Active, I have realized that pot is his main drive for the company. If it weren't for pot, he wouldn't have really cared about making money, but he needed money to buy his illegal drugs. It's pretty funny that his drive for marijuana has turned him into a future millionaire, or so he claims.
	The Glyde don't sign no autographs

06-12-2003, 02:53 AM	#6 (permalink)
AcTivE 1 thing leads to another. Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 2,012 Internets: -2654	oh yea..and as an update....another $900 or so in orders today..up to $2170.. a big 'Fuck you' to anyone that's said 'haha you don't have your license'
	___________________ 3:o) horned creatures...wat wat ___________________

06-14-2003, 03:49 PM	#8 (permalink)
silver and cold Ish... Join Date: May 2003 Location: this nowhere Posts: 1,680 Internets: 10	good job active!!!
	the killer in me is the killer in you.

06-15-2003, 02:57 AM	#9 (permalink)
malibu Caribou Lou Join Date: May 2003 Location: Warsaw, IN, Usa Posts: 948 Internets: 567	holy shit active, you're a blooming genius!
	"Remember, what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. Except for herpes. That shit'll come back with you."

06-11-2003, 09:16 AM	#2 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	Congratulations. It sounds like marijuana has built quite the webhosting company. Never thought a plant could do so much. Alright, that was laden with sarcasm, but on a more serious note...good work. Best of luck to you in the future, and thanks for hosting Nubblies.net, you're a saint. -Ugly Bastard [ June 11, 2003, 11:01 AM: Message edited by: Ugly Bastard ]

06-12-2003, 12:12 AM	#4 (permalink)
Lethal Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Warsaw Posts: 491 Internets: 10	He really has his shit together. He is a millionaire to be, no doubts in my mind. He's got a heck of a company going. Props to Active and his fueling device. Let the kid smoke all the weed he wants.

06-13-2003, 03:07 PM	#7 (permalink)
Combat Chuck Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 2,063 Internets: 10	It's a good thing I never said that. whew

06-15-2003, 03:03 AM	#10 (permalink)
Niger Angelus We still believe. Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 4,697 Internets: 216	I like pot. If anyone has any really good shit, PM me.
	I enjoy knives and fire.

06-15-2003, 02:51 PM	#11 (permalink)
silver and cold Ish... Join Date: May 2003 Location: this nowhere Posts: 1,680 Internets: 10	That's what makes Warsaw fun, cuz unless theres a show or something, its just Warsaw, but bring in pot and everyone seems to have just a lil more fun
	the killer in me is the killer in you.

06-16-2003, 04:05 AM	#12 (permalink)
Fruitacious B Bokononist Join Date: May 2003 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 2,595 Internets: 11801	Pot in Warsaw? no way, nobody in this town does that kind of stuff, haha. Marijuana capital of the midwest.
	"Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand." \|vonnegut

06-16-2003, 08:18 PM	#13 (permalink)
silver and cold Ish... Join Date: May 2003 Location: this nowhere Posts: 1,680 Internets: 10	Warsaw is a bunch of good ole' kids 'ey fruitacious?
	the killer in me is the killer in you.

06-17-2003, 12:08 AM	#14 (permalink)
Fruitacious B Bokononist Join Date: May 2003 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 2,595 Internets: 11801	Of course, we're all good kids. Im a good kid, everyday.
	"Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand." \|vonnegut

06-17-2003, 10:38 PM	#15 (permalink)
Combat Chuck Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 2,063 Internets: 10	Whatta bunch of hippies. No seriously, look at the avatars.

06-18-2003, 02:32 AM	#16 (permalink)
Fruitacious B Bokononist Join Date: May 2003 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 2,595 Internets: 11801	haha, thats why i chose that avatar, timmy two beers called me a hippie so i chose that to give him an outlet for his irrelevant agression, but thanks for noticing.
	"Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand." \|vonnegut

06-18-2003, 02:45 AM	#17 (permalink)
malibu Caribou Lou Join Date: May 2003 Location: Warsaw, IN, Usa Posts: 948 Internets: 567	I think they are nice avatars. What would Warsaw be without pot. A town that blew bigtime that's what. So many people in Warsaw smoke weed it's not even funny. [ June 18, 2003, 01:24 AM: Message edited by: malibu ]
	"Remember, what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. Except for herpes. That shit'll come back with you."

06-18-2003, 04:59 AM	#18 (permalink)
Fruitacious B Bokononist Join Date: May 2003 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 2,595 Internets: 11801	Yeah, but i do think that its about time that i change mine, that guy is kinda creepy. i wish i could load my own custom avatar up on here, but hey, ill make do.
	"Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand." \|vonnegut

06-18-2003, 01:09 PM	#19 (permalink)
Combat Chuck Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 2,063 Internets: 10	Um, just so you know, you're getting into combat territory with that there avatar there sir....just lettin ya know.

06-19-2003, 12:51 AM	#20 (permalink)
Fruitacious B Bokononist Join Date: May 2003 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 2,595 Internets: 11801	I know, I've searched for better replacements, but in vain. I can't seem to part with the army private. [ June 19, 2003, 01:26 AM: Message edited by: Fruitacious B ]
	"Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand." \|vonnegut