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-Ugly Bastard |
I think I should feel bad, but something inside me wants to laugh.
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Behold! I am the channeled ghost of Carl D. Atwood! I have come back to earth to reclaim my riches, yet I've hit a snag in convincing lottery officials that I am the spirit of Carl D. Atwood! I will need to put forth a $1000 dollar spiritual reclamation fee to take back what's mine! I'll share my riches with you, if you help me cover this fee. Please send $20 dollars to me, PM me for an address, and I'll help make your physical life a little happier. Besides, you can't take it with you ha ha!
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My check is in the mail!!!
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Oddly enough, I think the odds of winning the lottery and getting hit by a car are about the same, aren't they?
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Does anyone else think this is something that would happen to me?
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ahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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-Ugly Bastard</font>[/quote]He knows...I took it as a given that I had won the lottery. To be honest, you're right, I'd need to rig it. Then I suppose you could argue that I deserve to get hit by a pickup. The whole thing has "tonguegina" written all over it. |
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