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Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: U.S.A.
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Join Date: Nov 2002
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Behold! I am the channeled ghost of Carl D. Atwood! I have come back to earth to reclaim my riches, yet I've hit a snag in convincing lottery officials that I am the spirit of Carl D. Atwood! I will need to put forth a $1000 dollar spiritual reclamation fee to take back what's mine! I'll share my riches with you, if you help me cover this fee. Please send $20 dollars to me, PM me for an address, and I'll help make your physical life a little happier. Besides, you can't take it with you ha ha!
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get off my internet!!!
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Join Date: Feb 2002
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Spice Master
Join Date: Jan 2004
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ahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing.
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I like dirt.
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-Ugly Bastard</font>[/quote]He knows...I took it as a given that I had won the lottery. To be honest, you're right, I'd need to rig it. Then I suppose you could argue that I deserve to get hit by a pickup. The whole thing has "tonguegina" written all over it. | |
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Bokononist
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Indianapolis
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"Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand." |vonnegut
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