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Ironic Mustache · 07-21-2005, 07:36 PM

Well folks, I just landed a job today making me a whole grimpchillion dollars per year more. I'm basically doubling my pachecks. Bwaha-tothemuthafuckin'-hahahahaaaaaaaaaaa.

Ironic Mustache and his woman have become upper-middle class. College is for suckers. It's all about trust funds and real estate. Booyah!

Saint DH · 07-21-2005, 07:43 PM

Good for you Ironic. So are you making double minimum wage now? Congradulations, but I don't think that puts you in the upper middle class, sorry to burst your bubble.

Ironic Mustache · 07-21-2005, 07:47 PM

Just out of curiosity "High Roller" what do you make in a year?

Ironic Mustache · 07-21-2005, 07:56 PM

Thought so...

bloodyfart · 07-21-2005, 08:06 PM

now your up to what an asst manager at mcdonalds makes. congrats. fries are on me.

Ironic Mustache · 07-21-2005, 08:10 PM

Job ID DG-A
Position Type Full-Time Employee
Company Name McDonald's Franchises
Location St. Peters, MO; St. Charles, MO
Salary $25K -$35K
Date Posted July 21, 2005
Experience 2-5 Years Experience
Desired Education Level High School

Fuck you ass master, I make more than they do.

Edit* On a side note, I heard that McDonalds is offering regular employees $10+ an hour. That's ridiculous for fast food.

[ July 21, 2005, 06:20 PM: Message edited by: Ironic Mustache ]

bloodyfart · 07-21-2005, 08:18 PM

barely

Ironic Mustache · 07-21-2005, 08:22 PM

I'll be making over 10k over the cap of the assistant manager. My woman pulls 45K a year too. What's the annual household income supposed to be for upper class in california? I know it's got to be in the hundreds.

Saint DH · 07-21-2005, 08:31 PM

Ironic I make around 2k a year but I only work two months a year cuz I go to school.

Lately I've only been working 20 hours a week, too.

[ July 21, 2005, 06:33 PM: Message edited by: Dirty Harry ]

Ugly Bastard · 07-21-2005, 08:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ironic Mustache:
I heard that McDonalds is offering regular employees $10+ an hour. That's ridiculous for fast food.

Not in California its not.

-Ugly Bastard

f3lix · 07-21-2005, 09:19 PM

Come on guys, he went from being a waiter for $2 plus change to being a full minimum wage worker.

Nathan · 07-21-2005, 09:21 PM

Well I make $6.30 an hour, so screw you guys.

07-21-2005, 09:51 PM

Not to argue; merely to clarify.

Quote:

A net worth- what a person's total material assets are worth, minus their debt. Most economists define "middle class" citizens as those with net worths of between $25,000 (low-middle class) to $250,000. Those with net worths between $250,000 and $500,000 typically are categorized as upper-middle-class.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Middle_class

Ironic Mustache · 07-22-2005, 12:24 PM

Oh, I thought it was defined by what you make.

I was already in the upper class then. Fuck you brent, you're not the only one.

bloodyfart · 07-22-2005, 01:06 PM

looks like my cat is worth more than most people in cali.

Ironic Mustache · 07-22-2005, 01:08 PM

Yeah that's really hard to believe... It seems that if you own your car and have a savings account, you're middle class.

You can still be incredibly in debt, yet have even the slightest bit of equity, and be middle class.

07-22-2005, 02:37 PM

Countless people pursue mortgage payments, and will be considered Middle Class for a long time. These people own their own land, but still have to report to a boss.

People who work service jobs and have a landlord are considered Lower Class.

People who live primarily off of ownership of assets and investments are considered Upper Class.

These are the traditional classifications.

Deadly Crescent Kick · 07-22-2005, 06:03 PM

congratulations!!

now you can actually get your ass out to the right coast for a visit some day.

Ironic Mustache · 07-22-2005, 06:20 PM

Right as in "opposite of left," not as in "opposite of wrong."

But it's true... It's been far too long since I've been out there.

07-22-2005, 06:40 PM

If I got to choose a coast I got to choose the east I live out there so dont go there but that dont mean a nigga cant west in the rest see some nice breasts in the west...

Ironic Mustache · 07-22-2005, 07:50 PM

Biggie > Tupac

theMerciless1 · 07-23-2005, 08:41 PM

i no longer have a job but i made 56 dollars today. stock went up.
ninja, you can crash at my pimptastic pad, i live even closer to nyc now.

theMerciless1 · 07-23-2005, 08:50 PM

i no longer have a job but i made 56 dollars today. stock went up.
ninja, you can crash at my pimptastic pad, i live even closer to nyc now.

Carnivorous Flavor · 07-24-2005, 12:59 AM

luckily you double posted 9 minutes apart and not 10...

10 would be stupid.

Carnivorous Flavor · 07-24-2005, 01:06 AM

oh and about this money thing..............

im a sub contractor and negotiate b y t he job.....i just bullied for a 35 % wage increase from my primary contractor. booya bitches!

side note is my wife takest the NY/CT Bar Exam on tuesday and will START working at triple my best year .....ever.......

booyaaa?

07-21-2005, 07:36 PM	#1 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	Well folks, I just landed a job today making me a whole grimpchillion dollars per year more. I'm basically doubling my pachecks. Bwaha-tothemuthafuckin'-hahahahaaaaaaaaaaa. Ironic Mustache and his woman have become upper-middle class. College is for suckers. It's all about trust funds and real estate. Booyah!
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

07-21-2005, 07:47 PM	#3 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	Just out of curiosity "High Roller" what do you make in a year?
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

07-21-2005, 07:56 PM	#4 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	Thought so...
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

07-21-2005, 08:06 PM	#5 (permalink)
bloodyfart Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: side control Posts: 2,044 Internets: 203	now your up to what an asst manager at mcdonalds makes. congrats. fries are on me.
	<b>We're here, and we're queer, so get used to it</b>

07-21-2005, 08:10 PM	#6 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	Job ID DG-A Position Type Full-Time Employee Company Name McDonald's Franchises Location St. Peters, MO; St. Charles, MO Salary $25K -$35K Date Posted July 21, 2005 Experience 2-5 Years Experience Desired Education Level High School Fuck you ass master, I make more than they do. Edit* On a side note, I heard that McDonalds is offering regular employees $10+ an hour. That's ridiculous for fast food. [ July 21, 2005, 06:20 PM: Message edited by: Ironic Mustache ]
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

07-21-2005, 07:43 PM	#2 (permalink)
Saint DH Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 6,150 Internets: 284753	Good for you Ironic. So are you making double minimum wage now? Congradulations, but I don't think that puts you in the upper middle class, sorry to burst your bubble.

07-21-2005, 08:18 PM	#7 (permalink)
bloodyfart Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: side control Posts: 2,044 Internets: 203	barely
	<b>We're here, and we're queer, so get used to it</b>

07-21-2005, 08:22 PM	#8 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	I'll be making over 10k over the cap of the assistant manager. My woman pulls 45K a year too. What's the annual household income supposed to be for upper class in california? I know it's got to be in the hundreds.
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

07-21-2005, 08:31 PM	#9 (permalink)
Saint DH Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 6,150 Internets: 284753	Ironic I make around 2k a year but I only work two months a year cuz I go to school. Lately I've only been working 20 hours a week, too. [ July 21, 2005, 06:33 PM: Message edited by: Dirty Harry ]

07-21-2005, 09:19 PM	#11 (permalink)
f3lix Gangnam Style Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: DH's Massage Parlor Posts: 6,383 Internets: 213510	Come on guys, he went from being a waiter for $2 plus change to being a full minimum wage worker.

07-21-2005, 09:21 PM	#12 (permalink)
Nathan Nasty Nate Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Michigan Posts: 627 Internets: 4881	Well I make $6.30 an hour, so screw you guys.

07-22-2005, 12:24 PM	#14 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	Oh, I thought it was defined by what you make. I was already in the upper class then. Fuck you brent, you're not the only one.
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

07-22-2005, 01:06 PM	#15 (permalink)
bloodyfart Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: side control Posts: 2,044 Internets: 203	looks like my cat is worth more than most people in cali.
	<b>We're here, and we're queer, so get used to it</b>

07-22-2005, 01:08 PM	#16 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	Yeah that's really hard to believe... It seems that if you own your car and have a savings account, you're middle class. You can still be incredibly in debt, yet have even the slightest bit of equity, and be middle class.
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

07-22-2005, 02:37 PM	#17 (permalink)
DJ FC Guest Posts: n/a	Countless people pursue mortgage payments, and will be considered Middle Class for a long time. These people own their own land, but still have to report to a boss. People who work service jobs and have a landlord are considered Lower Class. People who live primarily off of ownership of assets and investments are considered Upper Class. These are the traditional classifications.
DJ FC Guest Posts: n/a

07-22-2005, 06:03 PM	#18 (permalink)
Deadly Crescent Kick NJ, Toilet Bowl of USA Join Date: May 2005 Location: secret ninja lair Posts: 1,106 Internets: 10	congratulations!! now you can actually get your ass out to the right coast for a visit some day.
	the poster formerly known as-Andy Kaufman NHB Intergender Champion jiu-jitsu isn't the hardass frat guy yelling at you to funnel a beer. its the laid back guy in the corner workin' on 2 chicks.

07-22-2005, 06:20 PM	#19 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	Right as in "opposite of left," not as in "opposite of wrong." But it's true... It's been far too long since I've been out there.
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

07-22-2005, 06:40 PM	#20 (permalink)
DJ FC Guest Posts: n/a	If I got to choose a coast I got to choose the east I live out there so dont go there but that dont mean a nigga cant west in the rest see some nice breasts in the west...
DJ FC Guest Posts: n/a

07-22-2005, 07:50 PM	#21 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	Biggie > Tupac
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

07-23-2005, 08:41 PM	#22 (permalink)
theMerciless1 Senior Member Join Date: May 2005 Location: ming\'s palace Posts: 1,495 Internets: 412	i no longer have a job but i made 56 dollars today. stock went up. ninja, you can crash at my pimptastic pad, i live even closer to nyc now.
	i who have nothing but the comfort of my sins

07-23-2005, 08:50 PM	#23 (permalink)
theMerciless1 Senior Member Join Date: May 2005 Location: ming\'s palace Posts: 1,495 Internets: 412	i no longer have a job but i made 56 dollars today. stock went up. ninja, you can crash at my pimptastic pad, i live even closer to nyc now.
	i who have nothing but the comfort of my sins

07-24-2005, 12:59 AM	#24 (permalink)
Carnivorous Flavor Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: tracking schroeder Posts: 703 Internets: 10	luckily you double posted 9 minutes apart and not 10... 10 would be stupid.
	i'm the sinful stench that wafts through nostrils of the righteous....

07-24-2005, 01:06 AM	#25 (permalink)
Carnivorous Flavor Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: tracking schroeder Posts: 703 Internets: 10	oh and about this money thing.............. im a sub contractor and negotiate b y t he job.....i just bullied for a 35 % wage increase from my primary contractor. booya bitches! side note is my wife takest the NY/CT Bar Exam on tuesday and will START working at triple my best year .....ever....... booyaaa?
	i'm the sinful stench that wafts through nostrils of the righteous....