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Orgazmo · 02-08-2005, 03:19 PM

Unfortunately, her mother beat you to it.

Woman charged with killing daughter with hammer, shovel

ROSELLE PARK, New Jersey (AP) -- Police charged a woman Monday with fatally bludgeoning her 14-year-old daughter with a hammer and shovel as the girl slept.

Lynn Giovanni, 45, was charged with murder and was being held at a psychiatric hospital on $250,000 bail. Authorities would not comment on a possible motive.

Several hours after Sunday's slaying, the mother tried to kill herself by crashing her car into a guardrail along a highway in a nearby town, authorities said. She sustained only minor injuries.

State police investigating the accident questioned Giovanni, who told them "of a possible homicide," said Union County Prosecutor Theodore Romankow.

Police then broke into the house where Giovanni had been staying with her mother and daughter, and found the bloodied body of Nicole Giovanni.

The girl was a freshman at Roselle Catholic High School, where administrators described her as popular and an accomplished indoor track runner. Grief counselors were called to the school Monday.

An arraignment was tentatively set for Wednesday.

ninjaface · 02-08-2005, 03:24 PM

I'd fuck her.

EDIT: I didn't realize she was only 14... So.. I'd still fuck her, but I would have kept it a secret.

[ February 08, 2005, 12:27 PM: Message edited by: ninjaface ]

Orgazmo · 02-08-2005, 03:29 PM

Pros to Fucking Nicole Giovanni:

Pretty hot
Popular
Probably pretty tight due to age
Catholic

Cons to Fucking Nicole Giovanni:

She's 14
She's badly beaten
She's dead

As you can see, the 4 pros outweigh the 3 cons. Analysis shows that wanting to fuck this underaged corpse is justified.

ninjaface · 02-08-2005, 03:30 PM

Thats 4 pros and only 3 cons.

Orgazmo · 02-08-2005, 03:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ninjaface:
Thats 4 pros and only 3 cons.

Astute observation.

Ironic Mustache · 02-08-2005, 03:34 PM

Since when is her being dead a con?

Ugly Bastard · 02-08-2005, 03:35 PM

I would add "Nice Highlights" to the pros.

-Ugly Bastard

farawayfromhere · 02-08-2005, 05:34 PM

I can't believe you guys have the balls to say something like that about a girl who was just beat to death. That's really shitty. But then again to you guys, that could just be the female in me speaking.

Ugly Bastard · 02-08-2005, 05:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by farawayfromhere:
I can't believe you guys have the balls to say something like that about a girl who was just beat to death.

Yup. Point? [img]smile.gif[/img]

-Ugly Bastard

farawayfromhere · 02-08-2005, 05:49 PM

Bastards

Saint DH · 02-08-2005, 06:12 PM

Yeah even I have to agree that making light of this is fucking awful. God damn, how the fuck could you do that do your kid?

Mr. Blonde · 02-08-2005, 06:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Dirty Harry:
God damn, how the fuck could you do that do your kid?

Especially a hot, popular, successful one? I mean...if she was ugly and nobody liked her or something then MAYBE I could understand...but this is just a waste. A waste, i tell you.

Ironic Mustache · 02-08-2005, 06:20 PM

Dirty Harry is getting sensitive in his old age.

George Sherman · 02-08-2005, 07:35 PM

Pros to Fucking Nicole Giovanni:

1.Pretty hot
2.Popular
3.Probably pretty tight due to age
4.She's badly beaten
5.Catholic

Cons to Fucking Nicole Giovanni:

1.She's 14
2.She's dead

Thats were it is boys

Ironic Mustache · 02-08-2005, 08:21 PM

Again, what do you have against corpses?

Saint DH · 02-08-2005, 08:25 PM

I don't like corpses b/c I can't hear them scream, "No! No! Stop!"

tonguegina · 02-08-2005, 08:26 PM

Since Pliedes isn't here...

"Dead girls can't say no!"

Ugly Bastard · 02-08-2005, 08:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Dirty Harry:
I don't like corpses b/c I can't hear them scream, "No! No! Stop!"

Much better.

I was starting to get worried.

-Ugly Bastard

Beebs · 02-08-2005, 08:50 PM

Ironically, I was thinking to myself "answer 'with a ballpine hammer' no matter what it is"

Ironic Mustache · 02-08-2005, 09:10 PM

Well now that all you necros are out of the closet, we can get down to some serious conversations. For instance, how tabboo is it to eat the corpse when you're done fucking it?

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 02-08-2005, 09:24 PM

One time I ate a cantelope after I had sex with it.

edit: how the hell did she use a hammer AND a shovel. I wonder which she used first. I'd would preferably be beaten with the hammer first.

[ February 08, 2005, 06:26 PM: Message edited by: THEINCREDIBLEdork ]

ninjaface · 02-08-2005, 09:26 PM

Did you put it in the microwave to warm it up first?

Orgazmo · 02-08-2005, 09:35 PM

I thought that corpse-consumption after ejaculation was assumed...

Ironic Mustache · 02-08-2005, 09:41 PM

Just making sure.

Niger Angelus · 02-08-2005, 11:08 PM

You guys are twisted.

02-08-2005, 03:29 PM	#3 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,732 Internets: 311447	Pros to Fucking Nicole Giovanni: </font> Pretty hot</font> Popular</font> Probably pretty tight due to age</font> Catholic</font> Cons to Fucking Nicole Giovanni:</font> She's 14</font> She's badly beaten</font> She's dead</font> As you can see, the 4 pros outweigh the 3 cons. Analysis shows that wanting to fuck this underaged corpse is justified.

02-08-2005, 03:34 PM	#6 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	Since when is her being dead a con?
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

02-08-2005, 05:34 PM	#8 (permalink)
farawayfromhere Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: a land far far away Posts: 449 Internets: 10	I can't believe you guys have the balls to say something like that about a girl who was just beat to death. That's really shitty. But then again to you guys, that could just be the female in me speaking.
	"I always tell the girls never take it seriously. If you never take it seriously then you never get hurt. If you never get hurt then you always have fun, and if you ever get lonely you can just go to the record store and visit your friends."

02-08-2005, 05:49 PM	#10 (permalink)
farawayfromhere Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: a land far far away Posts: 449 Internets: 10	Bastards
	"I always tell the girls never take it seriously. If you never take it seriously then you never get hurt. If you never get hurt then you always have fun, and if you ever get lonely you can just go to the record store and visit your friends."

02-08-2005, 06:20 PM	#13 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	Dirty Harry is getting sensitive in his old age.
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

02-08-2005, 03:19 PM	#1 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,732 Internets: 311447	Unfortunately, her mother beat you to it. Woman charged with killing daughter with hammer, shovel ROSELLE PARK, New Jersey (AP) -- Police charged a woman Monday with fatally bludgeoning her 14-year-old daughter with a hammer and shovel as the girl slept. Lynn Giovanni, 45, was charged with murder and was being held at a psychiatric hospital on $250,000 bail. Authorities would not comment on a possible motive. Several hours after Sunday's slaying, the mother tried to kill herself by crashing her car into a guardrail along a highway in a nearby town, authorities said. She sustained only minor injuries. State police investigating the accident questioned Giovanni, who told them "of a possible homicide," said Union County Prosecutor Theodore Romankow. Police then broke into the house where Giovanni had been staying with her mother and daughter, and found the bloodied body of Nicole Giovanni. The girl was a freshman at Roselle Catholic High School, where administrators described her as popular and an accomplished indoor track runner. Grief counselors were called to the school Monday. An arraignment was tentatively set for Wednesday.

02-08-2005, 03:24 PM	#2 (permalink)
ninjaface Level 20 Holothetan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Space Posts: 5,245 Internets: 210144	I'd fuck her. EDIT: I didn't realize she was only 14... So.. I'd still fuck her, but I would have kept it a secret. [ February 08, 2005, 12:27 PM: Message edited by: ninjaface ]

02-08-2005, 03:30 PM	#4 (permalink)
ninjaface Level 20 Holothetan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Space Posts: 5,245 Internets: 210144	Thats 4 pros and only 3 cons.

02-08-2005, 03:35 PM	#7 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	I would add "Nice Highlights" to the pros. -Ugly Bastard

02-08-2005, 06:12 PM	#11 (permalink)
Saint DH Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 6,149 Internets: 284753	Yeah even I have to agree that making light of this is fucking awful. God damn, how the fuck could you do that do your kid?

02-08-2005, 07:35 PM	#14 (permalink)
George Sherman Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Fullerton & Damen Posts: 1,109 Internets: 14	Pros to Fucking Nicole Giovanni: 1.Pretty hot 2.Popular 3.Probably pretty tight due to age 4.She's badly beaten 5.Catholic Cons to Fucking Nicole Giovanni: 1.She's 14 2.She's dead Thats were it is boys
	...to abuse the testicles of the establishment.

02-08-2005, 08:21 PM	#15 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	Again, what do you have against corpses?
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

02-08-2005, 08:25 PM	#16 (permalink)
Saint DH Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 6,149 Internets: 284753	I don't like corpses b/c I can't hear them scream, "No! No! Stop!"

02-08-2005, 08:26 PM	#17 (permalink)
tonguegina I like dirt. Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 2,861 Internets: 2790	Since Pliedes isn't here... "Dead girls can't say no!"

02-08-2005, 08:50 PM	#19 (permalink)
Beebs Poor Sport Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Indianapolis / Middlebury / Long Lake Posts: 5,306 Internets: 127341	Ironically, I was thinking to myself "answer 'with a ballpine hammer' no matter what it is"

02-08-2005, 09:10 PM	#20 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	Well now that all you necros are out of the closet, we can get down to some serious conversations. For instance, how tabboo is it to eat the corpse when you're done fucking it?
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

02-08-2005, 09:24 PM	#21 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,352 Internets: 290966	One time I ate a cantelope after I had sex with it. edit: how the hell did she use a hammer AND a shovel. I wonder which she used first. I'd would preferably be beaten with the hammer first. [ February 08, 2005, 06:26 PM: Message edited by: THEINCREDIBLEdork ]
	#YOLO

02-08-2005, 09:26 PM	#22 (permalink)
ninjaface Level 20 Holothetan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Space Posts: 5,245 Internets: 210144	Did you put it in the microwave to warm it up first?

02-08-2005, 09:35 PM	#23 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,732 Internets: 311447	I thought that corpse-consumption after ejaculation was assumed...

02-08-2005, 09:41 PM	#24 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	Just making sure.
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

02-08-2005, 11:08 PM	#25 (permalink)
Niger Angelus We still believe. Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 4,697 Internets: 216	You guys are twisted.
	I enjoy knives and fire.