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Mr. Blonde · 04-09-2008, 10:19 AM

BABY WITH TWO FACES WORSHIPPED AS GODDESS:

SAINI SUNPURA, India (AP) -- A baby with two faces was born in a northern Indian village, where she is doing well and is being worshipped as the reincarnation of a Hindu goddess, her father said Tuesday.

Lali has a rare condition known as craniofacial duplication, where a single head has two faces.

The baby, Lali, apparently has an extremely rare condition known as craniofacial duplication, where a single head has two faces. Except for her ears, all of Lali's facial features are duplicated -- she has two noses, two pairs of lips and two pairs of eyes.

"My daughter is fine -- like any other child," said Vinod Singh, 23, a poor farm worker.

Lali has caused a sensation in the dusty village of Saini Sunpura, 25 miles east of New Delhi. When she left the hospital, eight hours after a normal delivery on March 11, she was swarmed by villagers, said Sabir Ali, the director of Saifi Hospital.

"She drinks milk from her two mouths and opens and shuts all the four eyes at one time," Ali said.

Rural India is deeply superstitious and the little girl is being hailed as a return of the Hindu goddess of valor, Durga, a fiery deity traditionally depicted with three eyes and many arms.

Up to 100 people have been visiting Lali at her home every day to touch her feet out of respect, offer money and receive blessings, Singh told AP.

"Lali is God's gift to us," said Jaipal Singh, a member of the local village council. "She has brought fame to our village."

Village chief Daulat Ram said he planned to build a temple to Durga in the village.

"I am writing to the state government to provide money to build the temple and help the parents look after their daughter," Ram said.

Lali's condition is often linked to serious health complications, but the doctor said she was doing well.

"She is leading a normal life with no breathing difficulties," said Ali, adding that he saw no need for surgery.

Lali's parents were married in February 2007. Lali is their first child.

Singh said he took his daughter to a hospital in New Delhi where doctors suggested a CT scan to determine whether her internal organs were normal, but Singh said he felt it was unnecessary.

"I don't feel the need of that at this stage as my daughter is behaving like a normal child, posing no problems," he said.

source.

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 04-09-2008, 10:35 AM

damn, not as hideous as you'd think. look how cute that bigass dimple is.

Cocktooth · 04-09-2008, 10:44 AM

You make a good point. I've seen people with one face look worse, namely myself.

Beebs · 04-09-2008, 09:14 PM

just under 18 years until the most innovative blowjobs ever caught on film.

Orgazmo · 04-10-2008, 12:10 AM

It would be cool to match this with a two-dicked man. Were any two-dicked infants born recently?

Mr. Blonde · 04-10-2008, 01:28 AM

Not quite, but on a slightly related note, my sister is pregnant, and she got an ultrasound today, and apparently her unborn child is the next ron jeremy. Awkward, but for those interested...follow link.

why don't you have a seat over there.

Beebs · 04-10-2008, 09:38 AM

Might want to edit out the full name of your pregnant sister.

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 04-10-2008, 10:09 AM

TOO LATE. I've already replicated the picture and posted it all over the interwebs. SHE'LL NEVER WORK IN THIS TOWN AGAIN!!! MUHAHAHA

Mr. Blonde · 04-10-2008, 10:15 AM

at first i almost agreed with you beebs, but then realized its on her public myspace as well as on her public "baby blog"

god pregnant chicks piss me off. For the record, since getting pregnant, my sister has been doing the exact same shit that I hate.

Beebs · 04-10-2008, 06:21 PM

Yea, on second thought I guess its not a huge deal.

Ugly Bastard · 04-10-2008, 10:44 PM

Pregnant chicks are really annoying. They're about as annoying as guys are when they win the lottery or have something really good go their way that increases their value as a human being. God... no one wants to be around that shit.

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 04-10-2008, 11:46 PM

i didn't really understand what you just said

Orgazmo · 04-11-2008, 01:01 PM

What a two-faced bitch.

Mr. Blonde · 04-11-2008, 01:34 PM

ninjaface · 04-12-2008, 03:21 PM

Is she a character on that terrible squidbillies show?

04-09-2008, 10:19 AM	#1 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	Judas-Baby Worshipped by Idiots BABY WITH TWO FACES WORSHIPPED AS GODDESS: SAINI SUNPURA, India (AP) -- A baby with two faces was born in a northern Indian village, where she is doing well and is being worshipped as the reincarnation of a Hindu goddess, her father said Tuesday. Lali has a rare condition known as craniofacial duplication, where a single head has two faces. The baby, Lali, apparently has an extremely rare condition known as craniofacial duplication, where a single head has two faces. Except for her ears, all of Lali's facial features are duplicated -- she has two noses, two pairs of lips and two pairs of eyes. "My daughter is fine -- like any other child," said Vinod Singh, 23, a poor farm worker. Lali has caused a sensation in the dusty village of Saini Sunpura, 25 miles east of New Delhi. When she left the hospital, eight hours after a normal delivery on March 11, she was swarmed by villagers, said Sabir Ali, the director of Saifi Hospital. "She drinks milk from her two mouths and opens and shuts all the four eyes at one time," Ali said. Rural India is deeply superstitious and the little girl is being hailed as a return of the Hindu goddess of valor, Durga, a fiery deity traditionally depicted with three eyes and many arms. Up to 100 people have been visiting Lali at her home every day to touch her feet out of respect, offer money and receive blessings, Singh told AP. "Lali is God's gift to us," said Jaipal Singh, a member of the local village council. "She has brought fame to our village." Village chief Daulat Ram said he planned to build a temple to Durga in the village. "I am writing to the state government to provide money to build the temple and help the parents look after their daughter," Ram said. Lali's condition is often linked to serious health complications, but the doctor said she was doing well. "She is leading a normal life with no breathing difficulties," said Ali, adding that he saw no need for surgery. Lali's parents were married in February 2007. Lali is their first child. Singh said he took his daughter to a hospital in New Delhi where doctors suggested a CT scan to determine whether her internal organs were normal, but Singh said he felt it was unnecessary. "I don't feel the need of that at this stage as my daughter is behaving like a normal child, posing no problems," he said. source.
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna Last edited by Mr. Blonde; 04-09-2008 at 10:21 AM.

04-09-2008, 10:35 AM	#2 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,353 Internets: 290966	damn, not as hideous as you'd think. look how cute that bigass dimple is.
	#YOLO

04-09-2008, 10:44 AM	#3 (permalink)
Cocktooth Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Warsaw Posts: 4,220 Internets: 124047	You make a good point. I've seen people with one face look worse, namely myself.
	Nubblies: If we put up with Felix, we will put up with you too.

04-10-2008, 01:28 AM	#6 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	Not quite, but on a slightly related note, my sister is pregnant, and she got an ultrasound today, and apparently her unborn child is the next ron jeremy. Awkward, but for those interested...follow link. why don't you have a seat over there.
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

04-10-2008, 10:09 AM	#8 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,353 Internets: 290966	TOO LATE. I've already replicated the picture and posted it all over the interwebs. SHE'LL NEVER WORK IN THIS TOWN AGAIN!!! MUHAHAHA
	#YOLO

04-09-2008, 09:14 PM	#4 (permalink)
Beebs Poor Sport Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Indianapolis / Middlebury / Long Lake Posts: 5,306 Internets: 127341	just under 18 years until the most innovative blowjobs ever caught on film.

04-10-2008, 12:10 AM	#5 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,733 Internets: 311447	It would be cool to match this with a two-dicked man. Were any two-dicked infants born recently?

04-10-2008, 09:38 AM	#7 (permalink)
Beebs Poor Sport Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Indianapolis / Middlebury / Long Lake Posts: 5,306 Internets: 127341	Might want to edit out the full name of your pregnant sister.

04-10-2008, 10:15 AM	#9 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	at first i almost agreed with you beebs, but then realized its on her public myspace as well as on her public "baby blog" god pregnant chicks piss me off. For the record, since getting pregnant, my sister has been doing the exact same shit that I hate.
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

04-10-2008, 06:21 PM	#10 (permalink)
Beebs Poor Sport Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Indianapolis / Middlebury / Long Lake Posts: 5,306 Internets: 127341	Yea, on second thought I guess its not a huge deal.

04-10-2008, 10:44 PM	#11 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	Pregnant chicks are really annoying. They're about as annoying as guys are when they win the lottery or have something really good go their way that increases their value as a human being. God... no one wants to be around that shit.

04-10-2008, 11:46 PM	#12 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,353 Internets: 290966	i didn't really understand what you just said
	#YOLO

04-11-2008, 01:01 PM	#13 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,733 Internets: 311447	What a two-faced bitch.

04-11-2008, 01:34 PM	#14 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

04-12-2008, 03:21 PM	#15 (permalink)
ninjaface Level 20 Holothetan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Space Posts: 5,245 Internets: 210144	Is she a character on that terrible squidbillies show?

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