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f3lix · 08-29-2012, 06:41 PM

Hoax.

Negrep.

ninjaface · 08-29-2012, 07:04 PM

Failure to read last sentence of "article".

Negrep.

ninjaface · 08-29-2012, 08:59 PM

British Boy Stumbles Upon Extremely Valuable Whale Vomit | ThePostGame

DJ FC · 09-24-2012, 04:04 AM

News from The Associated Press

thekremlin · 09-24-2012, 05:45 AM

Capri Sun sends Niles Paul a juice security system - DC Sports Bog - The Washington Post

Mr. Blonde · 09-27-2012, 12:58 AM

Nature News Blog: Buddhist ?Iron Man? found by Nazis is from space : Nature News Blog

WAT

DDTempest · 09-27-2012, 06:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Blonde

Nature News Blog: Buddhist ?Iron Man? found by Nazis is from space : Nature News Blog

WAT

Who put the tiny ruler on the front of it?

f3lix · 09-27-2012, 06:05 PM

This is what is awful about media today. The real headline should read something like...

Thousands of years old Sculpture Likely made from Meteorite.

Instead, it includes Nazis, Budda and insinuating that the sculpture itself came from outer space.

Dent · 09-27-2012, 07:43 PM

While it looks microscopic, here's a video of an impact on Jupiter.

Jupiter Impact Video | Flickr - Photo Sharing!

Here's a photo comparison of Earth to Jupiter and to the collision.

http://i.imgur.com/oUHBr.jpg

Image the Earth just imploding.

Have a nice day!

f3lix · 09-27-2012, 07:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dent

While it looks microscopic, here's a video of an impact on Jupiter.

Jupiter Impact Video | Flickr - Photo Sharing!

Here's a photo comparison of Earth to Jupiter and to the collision.

http://i.imgur.com/oUHBr.jpg

Image the Earth just imploding.

Have a nice day!

::Sigh::

Massive collision on Jupiter

Seriously, Dent... You copied my exact post.

Saint DH · 09-27-2012, 08:00 PM

You just got trolled.

Dent · 09-27-2012, 08:03 PM

I don't think my "??" in that thread put my point across enough, at least the article Blonde gave is true, it was found by the Nazis and came from outer space around 15,000 years ago.
Your Jupiter "massive" collision is bollocks, I don't know the size of the asteroid but Earth hitting Jupiter at asteroid speeds would create a bigger explosion radius than a 3 second flash the size of Earth.

"Buddhist ‘Iron Man’ found by Nazis is from space"
Is more accurate than
"Thousands of years old Sculpture Likely made from Meteorite."

It does have a swastika on it, this isn't a case of Godwin's law.

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 09-27-2012, 08:20 PM

How in the world does someone get trolled that hard?

Saint DH · 10-01-2012, 08:23 PM

I'm sure you've all heard about it, but Fox News was airing a police chase on Friday afternoon, and it ended with the guy blowing his brains out. Fox fucked up the tape delay and showed it happen. I'm not going to link it, because I don't want to pollute this site with such filth.

I watched the video at work today with two other co-workers (we were watching the live chase while at lunch on Friday, but by the time we sat down, the chase was over and we had no idea why), and I'm probably going to be fired since I work for a Catholic organization.

f3lix · 10-01-2012, 08:59 PM

How about you just admit you don't have a link?

Mr. Blonde · 10-01-2012, 09:17 PM

1:22.

GETOFFGETOFFGETOFFGETOFFGETOFFGETOFF GETOFFIT!!! GETOFFIT!!! GETOFFFIT!!!

Quote:

My name is Doug

Man Offs Himself Fox News (Live) Studio B - YouTube

Saint DH · 10-01-2012, 09:17 PM

Google "fox news car chase" you lazy fuck.

Nevermind.

Blonde, could have found a shittier video? There are much better quality ones than that out there.

Mr. Blonde · 10-01-2012, 10:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dirty Harry

Blonde, could have found a shittier video? There are much better quality ones than that out there.

vaga1220 * · 10-02-2012, 11:22 AM

Such filth has no place on nubblies.net

Orgazmo · 10-05-2012, 04:56 AM

Even for a Minute, Watching Hulk Hogan Have Sex in a Canopy Bed is Not Safe For Work but Watch it Anyway

Mr. Blonde · 10-05-2012, 11:57 AM

Weirdest Boner - YouTube

SittinOnDubsWGW · 10-10-2012, 01:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Orgazmo

Even for a Minute, Watching Hulk Hogan Have Sex in a Canopy Bed is Not Safe For Work but Watch it Anyway

Does it end with a big boot followed by a leg drop?

Saint DH · 10-10-2012, 05:52 AM

It looks a lot like he paid for sex with a prostitute.

Orgazmo · 10-10-2012, 04:24 PM

The story is quite a bit weirder than that.

Bubba the Love Sponge is a disc jockey from Warsaw and I've played basketball with him. The chick in the video is his ex wife, Heather, who is pretty god damned hot.

Hulk Hogan and Bubba are damn good friends, to the tune of Hulk being Bubba's best man at his wedding to said ex-wife.

At the beginning of the video, you can hear a gentleman talking about going to his office. This is Bubba. He basically set Hulk up to fuck his wife.

This happened quite a few years ago, and the theory is that, since Bubba now hates his ex-wife, he has released this tape to make her look like a slut.

DJ FC · 11-12-2012, 02:16 PM

http://www.nytimes.com/2012/11/08/op...?smid=fb-share

This shit needs to stop!

The video pisses me off so badly. 80 years mandatory? I hate America so bad.

09-24-2012, 04:04 AM	#454 (permalink)
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09-27-2012, 12:58 AM	#456 (permalink)
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09-27-2012, 08:20 PM	#463 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,352 Internets: 290966	How in the world does someone get trolled that hard?
	#YOLO

10-01-2012, 09:17 PM	#467 (permalink)
Saint DH Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 6,147 Internets: 284753	Google "fox news car chase" you lazy fuck. Nevermind. Blonde, could have found a shittier video? There are much better quality ones than that out there.
	Last edited by Saint DH; 10-01-2012 at 09:23 PM.

10-02-2012, 11:22 AM	#469 (permalink)
vaga1220 * *Dislikes ham Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: HELL 666 Posts: 1,518 Internets: 60790	Such filth has no place on nubblies.net
	Putting the sensual in non-consensual.

08-29-2012, 06:41 PM	#451 (permalink)
f3lix Gangnam Style Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: DH's Massage Parlor Posts: 6,383 Internets: 213510	Hoax. Negrep.

08-29-2012, 07:04 PM	#452 (permalink)
ninjaface Level 20 Holothetan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Space Posts: 5,245 Internets: 210144	Failure to read last sentence of "article". Negrep.

08-29-2012, 08:59 PM	#453 (permalink)
ninjaface Level 20 Holothetan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Space Posts: 5,245 Internets: 210144	British Boy Stumbles Upon Extremely Valuable Whale Vomit \| ThePostGame

09-27-2012, 06:05 PM	#458 (permalink)
f3lix Gangnam Style Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: DH's Massage Parlor Posts: 6,383 Internets: 213510	This is what is awful about media today. The real headline should read something like... Thousands of years old Sculpture Likely made from Meteorite. Instead, it includes Nazis, Budda and insinuating that the sculpture itself came from outer space.

09-27-2012, 07:43 PM	#459 (permalink)
Dent Lost in Hilbert Spice Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Surrounded by knaves and fools Posts: 3,526 Internets: 183146	While it looks microscopic, here's a video of an impact on Jupiter. Jupiter Impact Video \| Flickr - Photo Sharing! Here's a photo comparison of Earth to Jupiter and to the collision. http://i.imgur.com/oUHBr.jpg Image the Earth just imploding. Have a nice day!

09-27-2012, 08:00 PM	#461 (permalink)
Saint DH Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 6,147 Internets: 284753	You just got trolled.

09-27-2012, 08:03 PM	#462 (permalink)
Dent Lost in Hilbert Spice Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Surrounded by knaves and fools Posts: 3,526 Internets: 183146	I don't think my "??" in that thread put my point across enough, at least the article Blonde gave is true, it was found by the Nazis and came from outer space around 15,000 years ago. Your Jupiter "massive" collision is bollocks, I don't know the size of the asteroid but Earth hitting Jupiter at asteroid speeds would create a bigger explosion radius than a 3 second flash the size of Earth. "Buddhist ‘Iron Man’ found by Nazis is from space" Is more accurate than "Thousands of years old Sculpture Likely made from Meteorite." It does have a swastika on it, this isn't a case of Godwin's law.

10-01-2012, 08:23 PM	#464 (permalink)
Saint DH Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 6,147 Internets: 284753	I'm sure you've all heard about it, but Fox News was airing a police chase on Friday afternoon, and it ended with the guy blowing his brains out. Fox fucked up the tape delay and showed it happen. I'm not going to link it, because I don't want to pollute this site with such filth. I watched the video at work today with two other co-workers (we were watching the live chase while at lunch on Friday, but by the time we sat down, the chase was over and we had no idea why), and I'm probably going to be fired since I work for a Catholic organization.

10-01-2012, 08:59 PM	#465 (permalink)
f3lix Gangnam Style Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: DH's Massage Parlor Posts: 6,383 Internets: 213510	How about you just admit you don't have a link?

10-05-2012, 04:56 AM	#470 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,730 Internets: 311447	Even for a Minute, Watching Hulk Hogan Have Sex in a Canopy Bed is Not Safe For Work but Watch it Anyway

10-10-2012, 05:52 AM	#473 (permalink)
Saint DH Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 6,147 Internets: 284753	It looks a lot like he paid for sex with a prostitute.

10-10-2012, 04:24 PM	#474 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,730 Internets: 311447	The story is quite a bit weirder than that. Bubba the Love Sponge is a disc jockey from Warsaw and I've played basketball with him. The chick in the video is his ex wife, Heather, who is pretty god damned hot. Hulk Hogan and Bubba are damn good friends, to the tune of Hulk being Bubba's best man at his wedding to said ex-wife. At the beginning of the video, you can hear a gentleman talking about going to his office. This is Bubba. He basically set Hulk up to fuck his wife. This happened quite a few years ago, and the theory is that, since Bubba now hates his ex-wife, he has released this tape to make her look like a slut.

11-12-2012, 02:16 PM	#475 (permalink)
DJ FC MURICAN Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Virginia Posts: 5,136 Internets: 253094	http://www.nytimes.com/2012/11/08/op...?smid=fb-share This shit needs to stop! The video pisses me off so badly. 80 years mandatory? I hate America so bad.
	The basis of our governments being the opinion of the people, the very first object should be to keep that right; and were it left to me to decide whether we should have a government without newspapers, or newspapers without a government, I should not hesitate a moment to prefer the latter. But I should mean that every man should receive those papers and be capable of reading them.

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