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DJ FC · 11-14-2012, 03:48 AM

Exclusive: John McAfee Wanted for Murder (Updated)

Saint DH · 11-14-2012, 08:57 AM

I've always been a symantec man myself. I've never been prouder for that fact than I am right now.

Ugly Bastard · 11-14-2012, 09:02 AM

This dude sounds absolutely insane which is precisely the opposite of what you'd think a pioneer in Internet security would be like.

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 11-14-2012, 10:46 AM

"He recommended that the most effective way to take a dose is via rectal insertion, a procedure known as "plugging," writing: "Measure your dose, apply a small amount of saliva to just the tip of your middle finger, press it against the dose, insert. Doesn't really hurt as much as it sounds."

I'm on board!

Orgazmo · 11-14-2012, 05:47 PM

I wonder if it would be possible to genetically tweak DNA to create humans that can ejaculate different types of drugs.

I feel like this could be a subplot in a futuristic film. There is a cell of feeble, male sex slaves that rich gay men select from (like ID) to plug their assholes. They don't know what drug is going to be ejaculated, though (like a box of chocolates). Could even make the ejaculators black to further the simile. But maybe one of them actually ejaculates poison and helps to free the others.

thekremlin · 11-14-2012, 07:39 PM

Simpsons did it.

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 11-15-2012, 08:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Orgazmo

I wonder if it would be possible to genetically tweak DNA to create humans that can ejaculate different types of drugs.

I feel like this could be a subplot in a futuristic film. There is a cell of feeble, male sex slaves that rich gay men select from (like ID) to plug their assholes. They don't know what drug is going to be ejaculated, though (like a box of chocolates). Could even make the ejaculators black to further the simile. But maybe one of them actually ejaculates poison and helps to free the others.

This is the digital age my friend, all we need is a handheld and we can make movies ourselves. Lets follow our dreams.
You can play the part of cell mate #2.

Orgazmo · 11-20-2012, 10:35 AM

His very-updated blog: Who is McAfee? | The official Blog of John McAfee. -[ www.whoismcafee.com ]-

Ugly Bastard · 12-03-2012, 10:50 AM

Software Titan John McAfee, Wanted for Murder Questioning, is On the Loose in Belize | TIME.com

thekremlin · 12-03-2012, 11:03 AM

He claims, with regard to his active posting on a forum for drug users, that he was trolling.

Ugly Bastard · 12-03-2012, 11:37 AM

Anyone listen to the Rogan podcast with him? JRE #290- John Mcafee, Brian Redban The Joe Rogan Experience

He seems like a complete psychopath in the sense that he comes off as pretty normal/believable to Rogan but obviously the circumstances in his life make it clear this guy is anything but sane. He was even aggressive with Rogan in a couple of spots telling him that if he doesn't sign on to his site (or something) that he's going to track down Rogan. It was a weird interview. Rogan, as usual, handled it great.

Beebs · 12-03-2012, 06:36 PM

We Are with John McAfee Right Now, Suckers | VICE

Orgazmo · 12-03-2012, 08:22 PM

Vice Magazine Just Accidentally Revealed Where John McAfee Is Hiding (Updated)

thekremlin · 12-06-2012, 04:38 AM

McAfee Antivirus Software Pioneer Arrested in Guatemala City - NYTimes.com

11-14-2012, 03:48 AM	#1 (permalink)
DJ FC MURICAN Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Virginia Posts: 5,136 Internets: 253094	Creator of McAfee goes Ape-Shit Exclusive: John McAfee Wanted for Murder (Updated)
	The basis of our governments being the opinion of the people, the very first object should be to keep that right; and were it left to me to decide whether we should have a government without newspapers, or newspapers without a government, I should not hesitate a moment to prefer the latter. But I should mean that every man should receive those papers and be capable of reading them.

11-14-2012, 10:46 AM	#4 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,353 Internets: 290966	"He recommended that the most effective way to take a dose is via rectal insertion, a procedure known as "plugging," writing: "Measure your dose, apply a small amount of saliva to just the tip of your middle finger, press it against the dose, insert. Doesn't really hurt as much as it sounds." I'm on board!
	#YOLO

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11-14-2012, 08:57 AM	#2 (permalink)
Saint DH Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 6,150 Internets: 284753	I've always been a symantec man myself. I've never been prouder for that fact than I am right now.

11-14-2012, 09:02 AM	#3 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	This dude sounds absolutely insane which is precisely the opposite of what you'd think a pioneer in Internet security would be like.

11-14-2012, 05:47 PM	#5 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,733 Internets: 311447	I wonder if it would be possible to genetically tweak DNA to create humans that can ejaculate different types of drugs. I feel like this could be a subplot in a futuristic film. There is a cell of feeble, male sex slaves that rich gay men select from (like ID) to plug their assholes. They don't know what drug is going to be ejaculated, though (like a box of chocolates). Could even make the ejaculators black to further the simile. But maybe one of them actually ejaculates poison and helps to free the others.

11-20-2012, 10:35 AM	#8 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,733 Internets: 311447	His very-updated blog: Who is McAfee? \| The official Blog of John McAfee. -[ www.whoismcafee.com ]-

12-03-2012, 10:50 AM	#9 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	Software Titan John McAfee, Wanted for Murder Questioning, is On the Loose in Belize \| TIME.com

12-03-2012, 11:37 AM	#11 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	Anyone listen to the Rogan podcast with him? JRE #290- John Mcafee, Brian Redban The Joe Rogan Experience He seems like a complete psychopath in the sense that he comes off as pretty normal/believable to Rogan but obviously the circumstances in his life make it clear this guy is anything but sane. He was even aggressive with Rogan in a couple of spots telling him that if he doesn't sign on to his site (or something) that he's going to track down Rogan. It was a weird interview. Rogan, as usual, handled it great.

12-03-2012, 06:36 PM	#12 (permalink)
Beebs Poor Sport Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Indianapolis / Middlebury / Long Lake Posts: 5,306 Internets: 127341	We Are with John McAfee Right Now, Suckers \| VICE

12-03-2012, 08:22 PM	#13 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,733 Internets: 311447	Vice Magazine Just Accidentally Revealed Where John McAfee Is Hiding (Updated)