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10-27-2002, 10:16 PM

Go ahead and post any funny jokes that you come across while living. Although it's titled the "Joke of the Day," feel free to post perhaps 3 or 4 jokes a day...because, you know what they say, "The more the merrier." My job will be to post at least one joke a day. Of course, I'll eventually run out and this thread will die...but until that day...

The first joke of the day is one that I've used as my laugh producer in those "so...what jokes have you heard lately" times.

It was the first of April, and Joe was out of town on business. He returned home to find his wife was at the hospital in labour giving birth to their first child.
He rushed to the hospital and hurried to his wife’s side. But she had already had the baby so he went to the nursery to see the baby.
He spotted the name on the crib and motioned to the nurse. She pointed to the crib and Joe said, “Yes, he’s my son.”
The nurse picked up the baby and dropped it on the floor. Joe was aghast. The nurse said “don’t worry.” She picked it up and slapped it hard across the face several times. Joe turned white in horror as she threw the baby across the nursery. Joe was about to faint as she held the baby by his testicles and swung him round her head.
“STOP! You are killing my baby!” He screamed.
“April fools!” laughed the nurse, “he was born dead!”

Another variation comes in the following form.

A man is sitting alone in his house watching TV when his phone rings. He picks it up to learn that his wife has been in a car accident and that she is being held in critical condition in the emergency room at the hospital. He gets to the hospital and waits outside the room that she's being operated on for 5 straight hours before a doctor comes out to talk to him. He said, "Sorry Joe, but your wife has suffered a severed spine. She cannot control anything below her neck. This means that you're going to have to feed her, bathe her, even help her go to the bathroom..."
After hearing this new, Joe immediately broke out into an uncontrollable sob. The doctor began to chuckle to himself, and broke in on Joe's tears saying, "Hahahaha, don't worry Joe, I'm just messing around with you. She's dead!"

10-27-2002, 10:16 PM	#1 (permalink)
Orgazmo Guest Posts: n/a	Go ahead and post any funny jokes that you come across while living. Although it's titled the "Joke of the Day," feel free to post perhaps 3 or 4 jokes a day...because, you know what they say, "The more the merrier." My job will be to post at least one joke a day. Of course, I'll eventually run out and this thread will die...but until that day... The first joke of the day is one that I've used as my laugh producer in those "so...what jokes have you heard lately" times. It was the first of April, and Joe was out of town on business. He returned home to find his wife was at the hospital in labour giving birth to their first child. He rushed to the hospital and hurried to his wife’s side. But she had already had the baby so he went to the nursery to see the baby. He spotted the name on the crib and motioned to the nurse. She pointed to the crib and Joe said, “Yes, he’s my son.” The nurse picked up the baby and dropped it on the floor. Joe was aghast. The nurse said “don’t worry.” She picked it up and slapped it hard across the face several times. Joe turned white in horror as she threw the baby across the nursery. Joe was about to faint as she held the baby by his testicles and swung him round her head. “STOP! You are killing my baby!” He screamed. “April fools!” laughed the nurse, “he was born dead!” Another variation comes in the following form. A man is sitting alone in his house watching TV when his phone rings. He picks it up to learn that his wife has been in a car accident and that she is being held in critical condition in the emergency room at the hospital. He gets to the hospital and waits outside the room that she's being operated on for 5 straight hours before a doctor comes out to talk to him. He said, "Sorry Joe, but your wife has suffered a severed spine. She cannot control anything below her neck. This means that you're going to have to feed her, bathe her, even help her go to the bathroom..." After hearing this new, Joe immediately broke out into an uncontrollable sob. The doctor began to chuckle to himself, and broke in on Joe's tears saying, "Hahahaha, don't worry Joe, I'm just messing around with you. She's dead!"
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