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Schroeder · 12-04-2003, 03:15 AM

It's a This or That, but no This, and no That. You've got the oppurtunity to have sex with any one person you want. However, you only get one.
And you've never met them!!!! (Which means you'll have to pick an Olsen twin.)

Who would it be?

If you'd like help, fhm.com just put out (get it, put out!) there 100 sexiest ladies of 2003.
Just go to the site and click on Girls, then find the link.

Oh, by the way, I'm going with Kylie Minogue.
Jennifer Love Hewitt is a close second.

[ December 04, 2003, 01:46 AM: Message edited by: Schroeder ]

the Butcher · 12-04-2003, 03:18 AM

Wow...someone's trying too hard to fit in. I mean, sure, I bet that God has polls about who he wants to have sex with. Fuck you Schroeder.

What happened to the boxing? Leaving town the day before...hmm...

Pliedes · 12-04-2003, 03:20 AM

This is kind of a tricky situation.

For love: her

For lust: Fuck, I don't know, I still want her.

Orgazmo · 12-04-2003, 03:23 AM

You could put a clause on it saying that it can't be anyone that we've ever met. That'd make it quite a bit tougher.

the Butcher · 12-04-2003, 03:26 AM

Hey Scrotum, since you disabled me being allowed to PM you and IM you because you're a fucking fag, I'll just put it here. I know you skipped town because everyone fucking knew it. 3 days before? Bullshit. You're a fucking douchebag. I will fight you. Oh yes I will.

BlondeOne · 12-04-2003, 03:28 AM

didn't someone already do a post like this?

Ugly Bastard · 12-04-2003, 04:48 AM

Nice thread.

It's a close call between Paris Hilton/Shana Hiatt/Britney Spears.

I'm gonna go with Spears, because surprisingly, she's the least sluttiest of them all.

-Ugly Bastard

Pliedes · 12-04-2003, 05:15 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ugly Bastard:
Shana Hiatt

Who's she?

Edit: One google image search later... wow, alright, she and I are aquainted now.

[ December 04, 2003, 02:17 AM: Message edited by: Pliedes ]

StDx · 12-04-2003, 06:11 AM

Natalie Portman

Orgazmo · 12-04-2003, 02:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Pliedes:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Ugly Bastard:
Shana Hiatt

Who's she?
[/quote]She's also the personality responsible for presenting many of the special sections featured during the World Poker Tour episodes. If that doesn't make a chick 1,000x more attractive, I don't know what does.

BigDongedHoe · 12-04-2003, 02:52 PM

AH, you all can figure that out if you like.

tonguegina · 12-04-2003, 07:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by StDx:
Natalie Portman

StDx, you're my new best friend, man.

Fruitacious B · 12-07-2003, 08:20 PM

Mandy Moore.

I'm fucking obsessed with her, it's creepy to some, but I'm in love with her. I've already begun my plans to kill Andy Roddick. It's a win win situation, Roddick dies, leaving me to move in on Mandy (initially for emotional support, then she'll fall for me, I'm sure). Also, after Roddick is dead, that leaves a top ten world tennis ranking open for BDH to fill. Like I said, win win.

farawayfromhere · 12-07-2003, 08:44 PM

being a lady i would have to say johnny depp...i think i spelled that right

Pliedes · 12-08-2003, 12:37 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by tonguegina:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by StDx:
Natalie Portman

StDx, you're my new best friend, man.[/quote]Why, do you think he's gonna share her with ya?

malibu · 12-08-2003, 12:57 AM

Oh good God above. I will also have to go with Johnny Depp. Especially how he looks in Pirates of the Caribbean.

Titan · 12-08-2003, 12:59 AM

So, evidently malibu is turned on by male homosexuality.

malibu · 12-08-2003, 01:28 AM

No no no not quite sir Titan. More like Johnny Depp is just very attractive, and then pirates are also awesome, so then Johnny Depp=good but Johnny Depp+pirate=awesome

[ December 07, 2003, 11:04 PM: Message edited by: malibu ]

ProfessorNumber · 12-08-2003, 01:35 AM

Haha, Schroeder is selling out, and giving up his principles for popularity. Nubblies is finally ruining one life at a time!

Anyway, like most guys, I'd love to fuck Britney Spears.

Orgazmo · 12-08-2003, 02:01 AM

Quote:

(no offense to ninjas)

Let's change that next time.

Titan · 12-08-2003, 02:05 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by malibu:
No no no not quite sir Titan. More like Johnny Depp is just very attractive, and then pirates are also awesome (no offense to ninjas), so then Johnny Depp=good but Johnny Depp+pirate=awesome

Well you said you liked how he was in Pirates of the Caribbean. And he was: extremely homosexual.

[ December 07, 2003, 11:05 PM: Message edited by: Titan ]

malibu · 12-08-2003, 02:06 AM

according

Quote:

Originally posted by Titan:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by malibu:
No no no not quite sir Titan. More like Johnny Depp is just very attractive, and then pirates are also awesome (no offense to ninjas), so then Johnny Depp=good but Johnny Depp+pirate=awesome

Well you said you liked how he was in Pirates of the Caribbean. And that was: extremely homosexual.[/quote]according to you.
And 'Gaz, consider it changed.

Titan · 12-08-2003, 02:48 AM

The fact that he was as flaming as hell has nothing to do with my opinion.

tonguegina · 12-08-2003, 03:02 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Pliedes:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by tonguegina:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by StDx:
Natalie Portman

StDx, you're my new best friend, man.[/quote]Why, do you think he's gonna share her with ya?[/quote]Mainly it was because you never hear her name when talking about this kind of stuff, and it's sad really. I find her amazingly hot.

Pliedes · 12-08-2003, 03:03 AM

Actually, Malibu, one of my best friends, who happens to be gay, saw the movie and immediately proclaimed that Jack Sparrow was one of the most overtly homosexual characters he has seen in all of film. Those gay people and their "gaydar"...

12-04-2003, 03:18 AM	#2 (permalink)
the Butcher Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: that one place...you know, with the fire and damnation? oh yeh, hell. Posts: 895 Internets: 10	Wow...someone's trying too hard to fit in. I mean, sure, I bet that God has polls about who he wants to have sex with. Fuck you Schroeder. What happened to the boxing? Leaving town the day before...hmm...
	meet me at the corner of 5th and pontiac. and make sure that no one else is with you, if you wish to see them alive again.

12-04-2003, 03:26 AM	#5 (permalink)
the Butcher Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: that one place...you know, with the fire and damnation? oh yeh, hell. Posts: 895 Internets: 10	Hey Scrotum, since you disabled me being allowed to PM you and IM you because you're a fucking fag, I'll just put it here. I know you skipped town because everyone fucking knew it. 3 days before? Bullshit. You're a fucking douchebag. I will fight you. Oh yes I will.
	meet me at the corner of 5th and pontiac. and make sure that no one else is with you, if you wish to see them alive again.

12-04-2003, 03:28 AM	#6 (permalink)
BlondeOne Junior Member Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: God Damn IN Posts: 29 Internets: 10	didn't someone already do a post like this?
	Why care? I don't give a fuck anymore.

12-04-2003, 02:52 PM	#11 (permalink)
BigDongedHoe Sex Kitten Milf fuuucck Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Denver, CO Posts: 3,704 Internets: 55974	AH, you all can figure that out if you like.
	There's life and then there is Cubs baseball, it's a chore to seperate the two.

12-07-2003, 08:20 PM	#13 (permalink)
Fruitacious B Bokononist Join Date: May 2003 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 2,595 Internets: 11801	Mandy Moore. I'm fucking obsessed with her, it's creepy to some, but I'm in love with her. I've already begun my plans to kill Andy Roddick. It's a win win situation, Roddick dies, leaving me to move in on Mandy (initially for emotional support, then she'll fall for me, I'm sure). Also, after Roddick is dead, that leaves a top ten world tennis ranking open for BDH to fill. Like I said, win win.
	"Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand." \|vonnegut

12-04-2003, 03:15 AM	#1 (permalink)
Schroeder Unwanted Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 1,543 Internets: -885	It's a This or That, but no This, and no That. You've got the oppurtunity to have sex with any one person you want. However, you only get one. And you've never met them!!!! (Which means you'll have to pick an Olsen twin.) Who would it be? If you'd like help, fhm.com just put out (get it, put out!) there 100 sexiest ladies of 2003. Just go to the site and click on Girls, then find the link. Oh, by the way, I'm going with Kylie Minogue. Jennifer Love Hewitt is a close second. [ December 04, 2003, 01:46 AM: Message edited by: Schroeder ]

12-04-2003, 03:20 AM	#3 (permalink)
Pliedes Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Puget Sound Posts: 4,594 Internets: 1608	This is kind of a tricky situation. For love: her For lust: Fuck, I don't know, I still want her.

12-04-2003, 03:23 AM	#4 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,725 Internets: 311447	You could put a clause on it saying that it can't be anyone that we've ever met. That'd make it quite a bit tougher.

12-04-2003, 04:48 AM	#7 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	Nice thread. It's a close call between Paris Hilton/Shana Hiatt/Britney Spears. I'm gonna go with Spears, because surprisingly, she's the least sluttiest of them all. -Ugly Bastard

12-04-2003, 06:11 AM	#9 (permalink)
StDx Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: right behind you Posts: 931 Internets: 306	Natalie Portman

12-07-2003, 08:44 PM	#14 (permalink)
farawayfromhere Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: a land far far away Posts: 449 Internets: 10	being a lady i would have to say johnny depp...i think i spelled that right
	"I always tell the girls never take it seriously. If you never take it seriously then you never get hurt. If you never get hurt then you always have fun, and if you ever get lonely you can just go to the record store and visit your friends."

12-08-2003, 12:57 AM	#16 (permalink)
malibu Caribou Lou Join Date: May 2003 Location: Warsaw, IN, Usa Posts: 948 Internets: 567	Oh good God above. I will also have to go with Johnny Depp. Especially how he looks in Pirates of the Caribbean.
	"Remember, what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. Except for herpes. That shit'll come back with you."

12-08-2003, 12:59 AM	#17 (permalink)
Titan Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 3,698 Internets: 10	So, evidently malibu is turned on by male homosexuality.
	I do what the fuck I want.

12-08-2003, 01:28 AM	#18 (permalink)
malibu Caribou Lou Join Date: May 2003 Location: Warsaw, IN, Usa Posts: 948 Internets: 567	No no no not quite sir Titan. More like Johnny Depp is just very attractive, and then pirates are also awesome, so then Johnny Depp=good but Johnny Depp+pirate=awesome [ December 07, 2003, 11:04 PM: Message edited by: malibu ]
	"Remember, what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. Except for herpes. That shit'll come back with you."

12-08-2003, 01:35 AM	#19 (permalink)
ProfessorNumber Senior Member Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 1,215 Internets: 3373	Haha, Schroeder is selling out, and giving up his principles for popularity. Nubblies is finally ruining one life at a time! Anyway, like most guys, I'd love to fuck Britney Spears.
	Smoke a cigarette and lie some more -- These conversations kill.

12-08-2003, 02:48 AM	#23 (permalink)
Titan Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 3,698 Internets: 10	The fact that he was as flaming as hell has nothing to do with my opinion.
	I do what the fuck I want.

12-08-2003, 03:03 AM	#25 (permalink)
Pliedes Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Puget Sound Posts: 4,594 Internets: 1608	Actually, Malibu, one of my best friends, who happens to be gay, saw the movie and immediately proclaimed that Jack Sparrow was one of the most overtly homosexual characters he has seen in all of film. Those gay people and their "gaydar"...