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BarryJive · 03-25-2004, 02:44 AM

From Adaptation:
Charlie Kaufman: To begin.. To begin... How to start? I'm hungry. I should get coffee. Coffee would help me think. Maybe I should write something first, then reward myself with coffee. Coffee and a muffin. So I need to establish the themes. Maybe a banana nut. That's a good muffin.

Elegy · 03-25-2004, 02:47 AM

And, to answer your question, there are two reasons why I'm looking at you like this. One because it seems in a few minutes you will officially be the only survivor of this train wreck, and two, because you didn't break one bone, you don't have a scratch on you. -ER Doctor

Unbreakable

Elegy · 03-25-2004, 02:51 AM

Duke Henry: You're not one of my vassals... who are you?
Ash: Who wants to know?
Duke Henry: I am Henry the Red. Duke of Shale, Lord of the Northlands and leader of its peoples.
Ash: Well hello Mister Fancypants. Well, I've got news for you pal, you ain't leadin' but two things: Jack and shit... and Jack just left town.

Army of Darkness

Elegy · 03-25-2004, 03:13 AM

Cripes, a few more
Teacher Kitano: Life is a game. So fight for survival and see if you're worth it.
- Battle Royale

All I've got in this world is my balls and my word, and I don't bust either for nobody.
-Scarface

Dante Hicks: You ever notice how all the prices end in nine? Damn, that's eerie.
Randal Graves: [reading a magazine] Have you ever wondered how much the average jizz-mopper makes per hour?
Dante Hicks: What's a jizz-mopper?
Randal Graves: He's the guy that cleans up the nudie booth after each guy jerks off.
Dante Hicks: Nudie booth?
Randal Graves: Yeah, nudie booth. You've never been in a nudie booth?
Dante Hicks: I guess not.
Randal Graves: Oh, it's great. There's this glass between you and these chicks, and they put on a show for you for like 10 bucks.
Dante Hicks: What kinda show?
[Customer walks up to counter with a bottle of glass cleaner and a roll of paper towels.]
Randal Graves: They do the weirdest, craziest shit you like to see chicks do. They insert things into any opening on their body - ANY opening.
Dante Hicks: Could we not talk about this right now?
Randal Graves: The jizz-mopper's job is to clean off the glass after each guy shoots a load. I don't know if you noticed, but cum leaves streaks if you don't clean it right away.
Offended Customer: I will never come to this place again!
Dante Hicks: I'm sorry?
Offended Customer: Using filthy language in front of the customers, you both should be fired!
Dante Hicks: I'm sorry, I guess we got carried away.
Offended Customer: I don't know if sorry could make up for it, you've highly offended me.
Randal Graves: Well if you thinks that's offensive, check this out!
[Shows him graphic picture from porn mag.]
Randal Graves: I think you can see her kidneys!
-Clerks

Cocktooth · 03-25-2004, 03:45 AM

" Big gulps huh, Welp see ya later" - Dumb and Dumber

" I dont want a large farva, i want a god damned liter of cola."

" You want me to super size your drink for 25 cents" " want me to punch a size your face for free: - supertroppers

03-25-2004, 12:04 PM

Vincent: Man, I shot Marvin in the face.
Jules: Why the fuck did you do that! Oh man I've seen some crazy ass shit in my time!
Vincent: Chill out, man. I told you it was an accident. You probably went over a bump or something.
Jules: Hey, the car didn't hit no motherfucking bump.
Vincent: Hey, look man, I didn't mean to shoot the son of a bitch! The gun went off. I don't know why.
Jules: Well look at this fucking mess, man. We're on a city street in broad daylight.
Vincent: I don't believe it.
Jules: Well believe it now, motherfucker! We gotta get this car off the road. You know cops tend to notice shit like your driving a car drenched in fucking blood.

- Pulp Fiction

George Sherman · 03-25-2004, 03:22 PM

From Blow:

May the wind always be at your back, and the sun upon your face, and may the winds of destiny carry you aloft to dance with the stars

Beebs · 03-25-2004, 08:17 PM

Pulp Fiction
Say "what" again, say "what" again, I dare ya, I double dare ya mother fucker, say "what" one more goddam time

Mr. Blonde · 03-25-2004, 08:49 PM

From Pulp Fiction:

<font size="8">THE ENTIRE MOVIE</font>

Ok, thats finished

Alpha · 03-25-2004, 10:34 PM

I've seen what happens to the wicked and proud when they try to take on the throne for the crown.

-Dogma

George Sherman · 03-26-2004, 01:36 AM

We accidently replaced your heart with a baked potato, you have about three seconds to live.

-South Park

St. Anky · 03-26-2004, 03:26 AM

"Shut that cunt up before I fuck-start her head."

-The Way of The Gun

[ April 16, 2004, 05:51 PM: Message edited by: St. Anky ]

Saint DH · 03-26-2004, 03:29 PM

St. Anky, that movie is bad ass, the whole thing.

Ugly Bastard · 03-26-2004, 03:36 PM

"Do you think she has to say that so they don't know that she's into my shit?" -Made (Vince Vaughn's character...his name currently eludes me)

-Ugly Bastard

BarryJive · 03-29-2004, 07:48 PM

From Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind:

Joel: "Why do I insist on falling in love with every women who pays the slightest bit of attention to me?"

Calamity Jane · 03-30-2004, 09:05 PM

"I don't want to talk to you, no more, you empty-headed animal, food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. You mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries."

-Monty Python and the Holy Grail

Demitri · 04-11-2004, 07:25 PM

From Billy Madison when the teacher reads a book to the class...

Billy-Whoa whoa whoa, Miss Lippy. The part of the story I don't like is that the little boy gave up looking for Happy after an hour. He didn't put posters up or anything, he just sat on the porch like a goon and waited. That little boy's gotta think 'You got a pet. You got a responsibility.' If your dog is lost you don't look for an hour then call it quits. You get your ass out there and you find that fucking dog.

jubblies · 04-15-2004, 11:18 PM

Oh, I have a plethora of favorites...where should I begin???

Donnie Darko- "Your son asked me to forcefully insert the love continuum card into my anus!"

The Hot Chick- "Let's not let a little thing like me turning into a man and you wanting to get with me ruin our friendship."

Airplane!- "Surely you're not serious!"
"I am serious, and don't call me Shirley.

Zoolander- "And that's when I became bulimic."
"You can read minds!!???"

Elegy · 04-15-2004, 11:38 PM

Revenge is never a straight line.
-Kill Bill V 1

yardobeef · 04-16-2004, 07:23 PM

3 words: dazed and confused

Slater "are you cool man?"
Mitch "like how?"
Slater (chuckling) "......okayyy....."

03-25-2004, 02:44 AM	#101 (permalink)
BarryJive Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Bloomington Posts: 358 Internets: 44	From Adaptation: Charlie Kaufman: To begin.. To begin... How to start? I'm hungry. I should get coffee. Coffee would help me think. Maybe I should write something first, then reward myself with coffee. Coffee and a muffin. So I need to establish the themes. Maybe a banana nut. That's a good muffin.
	I don't mean to brag, I don't mean to boast, but I'm intercontinental when I eat french toast.

03-25-2004, 03:45 AM	#105 (permalink)
Cocktooth Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Warsaw Posts: 4,220 Internets: 124047	" Big gulps huh, Welp see ya later" - Dumb and Dumber " I dont want a large farva, i want a god damned liter of cola." " You want me to super size your drink for 25 cents" " want me to punch a size your face for free: - supertroppers
	Nubblies: If we put up with Felix, we will put up with you too.

03-25-2004, 12:04 PM	#106 (permalink)
DJ FC Guest Posts: n/a	Vincent: Man, I shot Marvin in the face. Jules: Why the fuck did you do that! Oh man I've seen some crazy ass shit in my time! Vincent: Chill out, man. I told you it was an accident. You probably went over a bump or something. Jules: Hey, the car didn't hit no motherfucking bump. Vincent: Hey, look man, I didn't mean to shoot the son of a bitch! The gun went off. I don't know why. Jules: Well look at this fucking mess, man. We're on a city street in broad daylight. Vincent: I don't believe it. Jules: Well believe it now, motherfucker! We gotta get this car off the road. You know cops tend to notice shit like your driving a car drenched in fucking blood. - Pulp Fiction
DJ FC Guest Posts: n/a

03-25-2004, 03:22 PM	#107 (permalink)
George Sherman Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Fullerton & Damen Posts: 1,109 Internets: 14	From Blow: May the wind always be at your back, and the sun upon your face, and may the winds of destiny carry you aloft to dance with the stars
	...to abuse the testicles of the establishment.

03-25-2004, 08:49 PM	#109 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	From Pulp Fiction: <font size="8">THE ENTIRE MOVIE</font> Ok, thats finished
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

03-25-2004, 02:47 AM	#102 (permalink)
Elegy Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Bloomington Posts: 197 Internets: 10	And, to answer your question, there are two reasons why I'm looking at you like this. One because it seems in a few minutes you will officially be the only survivor of this train wreck, and two, because you didn't break one bone, you don't have a scratch on you. -ER Doctor Unbreakable

03-25-2004, 02:51 AM	#103 (permalink)
Elegy Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Bloomington Posts: 197 Internets: 10	Duke Henry: You're not one of my vassals... who are you? Ash: Who wants to know? Duke Henry: I am Henry the Red. Duke of Shale, Lord of the Northlands and leader of its peoples. Ash: Well hello Mister Fancypants. Well, I've got news for you pal, you ain't leadin' but two things: Jack and shit... and Jack just left town. Army of Darkness

03-25-2004, 03:13 AM	#104 (permalink)
Elegy Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Bloomington Posts: 197 Internets: 10	Cripes, a few more Teacher Kitano: Life is a game. So fight for survival and see if you're worth it. - Battle Royale All I've got in this world is my balls and my word, and I don't bust either for nobody. -Scarface Dante Hicks: You ever notice how all the prices end in nine? Damn, that's eerie. Randal Graves: [reading a magazine] Have you ever wondered how much the average jizz-mopper makes per hour? Dante Hicks: What's a jizz-mopper? Randal Graves: He's the guy that cleans up the nudie booth after each guy jerks off. Dante Hicks: Nudie booth? Randal Graves: Yeah, nudie booth. You've never been in a nudie booth? Dante Hicks: I guess not. Randal Graves: Oh, it's great. There's this glass between you and these chicks, and they put on a show for you for like 10 bucks. Dante Hicks: What kinda show? [Customer walks up to counter with a bottle of glass cleaner and a roll of paper towels.] Randal Graves: They do the weirdest, craziest shit you like to see chicks do. They insert things into any opening on their body - ANY opening. Dante Hicks: Could we not talk about this right now? Randal Graves: The jizz-mopper's job is to clean off the glass after each guy shoots a load. I don't know if you noticed, but cum leaves streaks if you don't clean it right away. Offended Customer: I will never come to this place again! Dante Hicks: I'm sorry? Offended Customer: Using filthy language in front of the customers, you both should be fired! Dante Hicks: I'm sorry, I guess we got carried away. Offended Customer: I don't know if sorry could make up for it, you've highly offended me. Randal Graves: Well if you thinks that's offensive, check this out! [Shows him graphic picture from porn mag.] Randal Graves: I think you can see her kidneys! -Clerks

03-25-2004, 08:17 PM	#108 (permalink)
Beebs Poor Sport Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Indianapolis / Middlebury / Long Lake Posts: 5,306 Internets: 127341	Pulp Fiction Say "what" again, say "what" again, I dare ya, I double dare ya mother fucker, say "what" one more goddam time

03-25-2004, 10:34 PM	#110 (permalink)
Alpha Senior Member Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 1,003 Internets: 82	I've seen what happens to the wicked and proud when they try to take on the throne for the crown. -Dogma
	Gods are but men with immortal souls.

03-26-2004, 01:36 AM	#111 (permalink)
George Sherman Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Fullerton & Damen Posts: 1,109 Internets: 14	We accidently replaced your heart with a baked potato, you have about three seconds to live. -South Park
	...to abuse the testicles of the establishment.

03-26-2004, 03:26 AM	#112 (permalink)
St. Anky Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 1,581 Internets: 6603	"Shut that cunt up before I fuck-start her head." -The Way of The Gun [ April 16, 2004, 05:51 PM: Message edited by: St. Anky ]

03-26-2004, 03:29 PM	#113 (permalink)
Saint DH Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 6,148 Internets: 284753	St. Anky, that movie is bad ass, the whole thing.

03-26-2004, 03:36 PM	#114 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	"Do you think she has to say that so they don't know that she's into my shit?" -Made (Vince Vaughn's character...his name currently eludes me) -Ugly Bastard

03-29-2004, 07:48 PM	#115 (permalink)
BarryJive Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Bloomington Posts: 358 Internets: 44	From Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind: Joel: "Why do I insist on falling in love with every women who pays the slightest bit of attention to me?"
	I don't mean to brag, I don't mean to boast, but I'm intercontinental when I eat french toast.

03-30-2004, 09:05 PM	#116 (permalink)
Calamity Jane Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: indiana Posts: 309 Internets: 10	"I don't want to talk to you, no more, you empty-headed animal, food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. You mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries." -Monty Python and the Holy Grail

04-11-2004, 07:25 PM	#117 (permalink)
Demitri Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: In, Posts: 151 Internets: 10	From Billy Madison when the teacher reads a book to the class... Billy-Whoa whoa whoa, Miss Lippy. The part of the story I don't like is that the little boy gave up looking for Happy after an hour. He didn't put posters up or anything, he just sat on the porch like a goon and waited. That little boy's gotta think 'You got a pet. You got a responsibility.' If your dog is lost you don't look for an hour then call it quits. You get your ass out there and you find that fucking dog.
	If you fuck with the Dog, the Dog is going to fuck with you.

04-15-2004, 11:18 PM	#118 (permalink)
jubblies Member Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Bloomington Posts: 42 Internets: 10	Oh, I have a plethora of favorites...where should I begin??? Donnie Darko- "Your son asked me to forcefully insert the love continuum card into my anus!" The Hot Chick- "Let's not let a little thing like me turning into a man and you wanting to get with me ruin our friendship." Airplane!- "Surely you're not serious!" "I am serious, and don't call me Shirley. Zoolander- "And that's when I became bulimic." "You can read minds!!???"

04-15-2004, 11:38 PM	#119 (permalink)
Elegy Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Bloomington Posts: 197 Internets: 10	Revenge is never a straight line. -Kill Bill V 1

04-16-2004, 07:23 PM	#120 (permalink)
yardobeef Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Portage and IU Posts: 120 Internets: 2	3 words: dazed and confused Slater "are you cool man?" Mitch "like how?" Slater (chuckling) "......okayyy....."
	What up brah?