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Goodwill · 01-27-2005, 07:18 PM

Mr. Blonde for sale. Red tags are 75% off. Shitty condition, smells kind of like cat pee.

The Discovery Channel · 01-27-2005, 07:33 PM

Our studio will draft you a check for him tomorrow. He belongs to us now.

01-27-2005, 07:49 PM

Ill buy him back.

How about... I'll donate $5 worth of shitty clothing for him?

Ironic Mustache · 01-27-2005, 10:23 PM

Do you have any Mr. Brunettes?

01-27-2005, 10:35 PM

No, but there is a Mr. Pink!

Mr. Blonde · 01-28-2005, 12:51 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ironic Mustache:
Do you have any Mr. Brunettes?

There is a Mr. Brown.

VOL · 01-28-2005, 01:10 AM

As the original owner of Mr. Blonde I would like to purchase him back from you for a donation to Goodwill, 5 Canadians, and a box of cigarettes. Do we have a deal?

01-28-2005, 01:26 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by VOL:
5 Canadians

Be serious here Vol, I know you don't own 5 Canadians. And stop hating our friends to the north, we all know they are better than our other neighbors who happen to not be the same race as us (if you know who I'm talking about).

VOL · 01-28-2005, 01:32 AM

Well I prefer our neighbors to the north over the others, however isn't it hard to get all 9 of the others out of that one house and into the posession of the seller?

St. Anky · 01-28-2005, 03:38 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by VOL:
Well I prefer our neighbors to the north over the others, however isn't it hard to get all 9 of the others out of that one house and into the posession of the seller?

i've had a more difficult time convincing your mother my dick wasn't a chew toy.

Niger Angelus · 01-28-2005, 04:27 AM

That sounds rather painful to say the least.

Mr. Blonde · 01-28-2005, 04:39 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by St. Anky:
my dick wasn't a chew toy.

You're missing out.

Niger Angelus · 01-28-2005, 04:41 AM

I really am missing the attractivenss of having one's penis chewed on.

Ironic Mustache · 01-28-2005, 02:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DJ FC:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by VOL:
5 Canadians

Be serious here Vol, I know you don't own 5 Canadians. And stop hating our friends to the north, we all know they are better than our other neighbors who happen to not be the same race as us (if you know who I'm talking about).</font>[/quote]Alex, I'm going to have to say, who are, the Mexicans?

Niger Angelus · 01-28-2005, 06:27 PM

I am going to clear this up real fast for all you bidders on Blonde.

Quote:

Originally posted by Mr. Blonde:
I have a girlfriend

He is already owned, trust me.

VOL · 01-31-2005, 02:28 PM

Do we have a deal?

BarryJive · 02-09-2005, 11:44 PM

1 zombie: trained and house broken.

[ February 09, 2005, 08:45 PM: Message edited by: BarryJive ]

Goodwill · 02-09-2005, 11:48 PM

I am all out of cigarettes...but I am waiting for an offer from pliedes. You will have your answer in no more than two days.

Beebs · 02-09-2005, 11:57 PM

3 lime tic tacs

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 02-10-2005, 01:26 AM

two and a half pubes

Saint DH · 02-10-2005, 02:22 AM

I offer my half-eaten, leftover taco from Taco bell. It's a crunchy shelled taco; however, after being microwaved, it's more like a soft shell.

[ February 09, 2005, 11:22 PM: Message edited by: Dirty Harry ]

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 02-10-2005, 05:48 AM

I'm willing to up my bid to two and a half pubes stuck in a dingleberry.

02-10-2005, 12:52 PM

I offer a cold and refreshing Rolling Rock.

silver and cold · 02-10-2005, 07:09 PM

How about $0.75, and a half gallon of vodka.

ninjaface · 02-10-2005, 07:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by silver and cold:
How about $0.75, and a half gallon of vodka.

Fucking rich people.

I offer 3 large flakes of dandruff.

01-27-2005, 07:18 PM	#1 (permalink)
Goodwill Junior Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: near Aldi\'s Posts: 4 Internets: 10	Mr. Blonde for sale. Red tags are 75% off. Shitty condition, smells kind of like cat pee.
	-Owns Mr. Blonde-

01-27-2005, 07:49 PM	#3 (permalink)
DJ FC Guest Posts: n/a	Ill buy him back. How about... I'll donate $5 worth of shitty clothing for him?
DJ FC Guest Posts: n/a

01-27-2005, 10:23 PM	#4 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	Do you have any Mr. Brunettes?
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

01-27-2005, 10:35 PM	#5 (permalink)
DJ FC Guest Posts: n/a	No, but there is a Mr. Pink!
DJ FC Guest Posts: n/a

01-28-2005, 01:10 AM	#7 (permalink)
VOL Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: there Posts: 2,305 Internets: -205	As the original owner of Mr. Blonde I would like to purchase him back from you for a donation to Goodwill, 5 Canadians, and a box of cigarettes. Do we have a deal?
	~ductor ab grandis divinitus~ CDXXVII

01-27-2005, 07:33 PM	#2 (permalink)
The Discovery Channel Junior Member Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cable TV Posts: 4 Internets: 10	Our studio will draft you a check for him tomorrow. He belongs to us now.

01-28-2005, 01:32 AM	#9 (permalink)
VOL Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: there Posts: 2,305 Internets: -205	Well I prefer our neighbors to the north over the others, however isn't it hard to get all 9 of the others out of that one house and into the posession of the seller?
	~ductor ab grandis divinitus~ CDXXVII

01-28-2005, 04:27 AM	#11 (permalink)
Niger Angelus We still believe. Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 4,697 Internets: 216	That sounds rather painful to say the least.
	I enjoy knives and fire.

01-28-2005, 04:41 AM	#13 (permalink)
Niger Angelus We still believe. Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 4,697 Internets: 216	I really am missing the attractivenss of having one's penis chewed on.
	I enjoy knives and fire.

01-31-2005, 02:28 PM	#16 (permalink)
VOL Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: there Posts: 2,305 Internets: -205	Do we have a deal?
	~ductor ab grandis divinitus~ CDXXVII

02-09-2005, 11:44 PM	#17 (permalink)
BarryJive Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Bloomington Posts: 358 Internets: 44	1 zombie: trained and house broken. [ February 09, 2005, 08:45 PM: Message edited by: BarryJive ]
	I don't mean to brag, I don't mean to boast, but I'm intercontinental when I eat french toast.

02-09-2005, 11:48 PM	#18 (permalink)
Goodwill Junior Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: near Aldi\'s Posts: 4 Internets: 10	I am all out of cigarettes...but I am waiting for an offer from pliedes. You will have your answer in no more than two days.
	-Owns Mr. Blonde-

02-09-2005, 11:57 PM	#19 (permalink)
Beebs Poor Sport Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Indianapolis / Middlebury / Long Lake Posts: 5,306 Internets: 127341	3 lime tic tacs

02-10-2005, 01:26 AM	#20 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,350 Internets: 290966	two and a half pubes
	#YOLO

02-10-2005, 02:22 AM	#21 (permalink)
Saint DH Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 6,147 Internets: 284753	I offer my half-eaten, leftover taco from Taco bell. It's a crunchy shelled taco; however, after being microwaved, it's more like a soft shell. [ February 09, 2005, 11:22 PM: Message edited by: Dirty Harry ]

02-10-2005, 05:48 AM	#22 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,350 Internets: 290966	I'm willing to up my bid to two and a half pubes stuck in a dingleberry.
	#YOLO

02-10-2005, 12:52 PM	#23 (permalink)
DJ FC Guest Posts: n/a	I offer a cold and refreshing Rolling Rock.
DJ FC Guest Posts: n/a

02-10-2005, 07:09 PM	#24 (permalink)
silver and cold Ish... Join Date: May 2003 Location: this nowhere Posts: 1,680 Internets: 10	How about $0.75, and a half gallon of vodka.
	the killer in me is the killer in you.