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victim · 07-30-2004, 10:21 PM

This movie does not even deserve to be reviewed.

So, I won't.

<font size="+3">DO NOT GO SEE THE VILLAGE</font>

M. Night Shitforbrains should be shot. You'd be better off seeing Catwoman. You'd be better off spending 5-10 dollars by buying a cheap hand job from a transvestite in a backalley. Trust me.

I'm warning you now, before some fucktard like Rla128 posts that it was one of the best movies he has ever seen (and how his girlfriend, mother, and Jesus love him).

sparklemotion · 07-30-2004, 10:29 PM

Oh come now, that's a bit harsh. I think it's up to everyone individually to decide whether they want to see this movie. It's especially good if you have an unnatural fear of porcupines. Or the mentally handicapped.

Here's the plot in a nutshell: Terrible dialogue in the middle of the woods. Think Blair Witch. Here's the twist ending: JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, IT'S REALLY SET IN THE PRESENT DAY!!! Think Planet of the Apes with less sand.

Hope I didn't ruin this experience for anyone. Jesus still loves you.

victim · 07-30-2004, 10:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by sparklemotion:
Jesus still loves you.

Except for you, rla128.

victim · 07-30-2004, 10:33 PM

...oh, and by the way, I have an unnatural fear of the mentally handicapped and this movie still sucked ass.

rla128 · 07-31-2004, 02:29 AM

Again, somebody's anal.

I actually did just see this movie.

Besides some interesting ideas it brings up, I didn't really enjoy it.

It dragged far too much, the characters weren't all that likable, and some stupid idiot kept SCREAMIING "oh my gosh!!! ahhh!!!" everytime something scary happened.

Adrien Brody now creeps me out.

I wouldn't say this movie was completely worthless, as I still enjoy Shyamalan's style. Also, if you want something that's clean besides some violence, that is again the case here (something about Shyamalan that I like). However, the convictions of the characters were far too wishy-washy, and the social commentary it gave wasn't developed enough.

And, it wasn't even all that entertaining in the process like I, Robot (and The Bourne Supremacy, for that manner) was.

Rent it, but don't waste the money to see it in theaters. Especially in Goshen.

I'm sorry that you seem to have something against me, victim.

On a side note, I love Jesus, my mother and my girlfriend very much... and you all must go see Napoleon Dynamite.

[ July 31, 2004, 12:31 AM: Message edited by: rla128 ]

underwater · 08-02-2004, 07:32 PM

victim's just a bitter asshole, don't mind him.

but when everyone else makes the comments, then you should start to be worried.

that is, if you really care about what some people in a forum think about you.

Jones · 08-02-2004, 08:28 PM

Everyone seems to make comments about you, underwater. Are you worried about what some people in a forum think about you?

Saint DH · 08-02-2004, 11:12 PM

I thought this movie was good, but there could have been more doggiestyle in it...Oh well.

Orgazmo · 08-02-2004, 11:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Dirty Harry:
there could have been more doggiestyle in it

That could be said of just about any movie.

f3lix · 08-03-2004, 02:02 PM

Quote:

Here's the twist ending: JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, IT'S REALLY SET IN THE PRESENT DAY!!!

Hope I didn't ruin this experience for anyone.[/QB]

WTF? Reviewing the movie isn't telling the ending to everybody, thanks a lot asshole. I love M. Night's movies because of the unpredictable endings, but your faggish nature just ruined that.

BarryJive · 08-03-2004, 02:25 PM

sparklemotion can eat my shit...no matter how bad the movie is...you do NOT give away the ending... way to be a big fat stupid jew.

Saint DH · 08-03-2004, 11:28 PM

No shit sparklemotion, you fucking cunt.

George Sherman · 03-12-2005, 06:12 AM

alright I finally saw this movie, and yes it did suck. I knew how it was going to end halfway through when that dude took the blind girl to the Shed no one uses or whatever. I was like, its actually modern times blah blah blah, way to predictable. I give it -5 golden N's.

Niger Angelus · 03-12-2005, 10:23 PM

I think I will watch it right now, I downloaded it.

Niger Angelus · 03-13-2005, 02:39 AM

Part-way through, not impressed thus far. It is a strange story though.

07-30-2004, 10:21 PM	#1 (permalink)
victim Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 985 Internets: 10	This movie does not even deserve to be reviewed. So, I won't. <font size="+3">DO NOT GO SEE THE VILLAGE</font> M. Night Shitforbrains should be shot. You'd be better off seeing Catwoman. You'd be better off spending 5-10 dollars by buying a cheap hand job from a transvestite in a backalley. Trust me. I'm warning you now, before some fucktard like Rla128 posts that it was one of the best movies he has ever seen (and how his girlfriend, mother, and Jesus love him).
	get off my internet!!!

07-30-2004, 10:29 PM	#2 (permalink)
sparklemotion Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: BSU Posts: 34 Internets: 76	Oh come now, that's a bit harsh. I think it's up to everyone individually to decide whether they want to see this movie. It's especially good if you have an unnatural fear of porcupines. Or the mentally handicapped. Here's the plot in a nutshell: Terrible dialogue in the middle of the woods. Think Blair Witch. Here's the twist ending: JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, IT'S REALLY SET IN THE PRESENT DAY!!! Think Planet of the Apes with less sand. Hope I didn't ruin this experience for anyone. Jesus still loves you.
	"I am Jack's severe lack of interest."

07-30-2004, 10:33 PM	#4 (permalink)
victim Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 985 Internets: 10	...oh, and by the way, I have an unnatural fear of the mentally handicapped and this movie still sucked ass.
	get off my internet!!!

08-02-2004, 07:32 PM	#6 (permalink)
underwater Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: indiana Posts: 1,453 Internets: 10	victim's just a bitter asshole, don't mind him. but when everyone else makes the comments, then you should start to be worried. that is, if you really care about what some people in a forum think about you.
	We can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind, because your friends don't dance and if they don't dance then they're no friends of mine.

08-03-2004, 02:25 PM	#11 (permalink)
BarryJive Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Bloomington Posts: 358 Internets: 44	sparklemotion can eat my shit...no matter how bad the movie is...you do NOT give away the ending... way to be a big fat stupid jew.
	I don't mean to brag, I don't mean to boast, but I'm intercontinental when I eat french toast.

07-31-2004, 02:29 AM	#5 (permalink)
rla128 Another Brick in the Wall Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Warsaw, IN Posts: 392 Internets: 10	Again, somebody's anal. I actually did just see this movie. Besides some interesting ideas it brings up, I didn't really enjoy it. It dragged far too much, the characters weren't all that likable, and some stupid idiot kept SCREAMIING "oh my gosh!!! ahhh!!!" everytime something scary happened. Adrien Brody now creeps me out. I wouldn't say this movie was completely worthless, as I still enjoy Shyamalan's style. Also, if you want something that's clean besides some violence, that is again the case here (something about Shyamalan that I like). However, the convictions of the characters were far too wishy-washy, and the social commentary it gave wasn't developed enough. And, it wasn't even all that entertaining in the process like I, Robot (and The Bourne Supremacy, for that manner) was. Rent it, but don't waste the money to see it in theaters. Especially in Goshen. I'm sorry that you seem to have something against me, victim. On a side note, I love Jesus, my mother and my girlfriend very much... and you all must go see Napoleon Dynamite. [ July 31, 2004, 12:31 AM: Message edited by: rla128 ]

08-02-2004, 08:28 PM	#7 (permalink)
Jones Junior Member Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Warsaw Posts: 2 Internets: 10	Everyone seems to make comments about you, underwater. Are you worried about what some people in a forum think about you?

08-02-2004, 11:12 PM	#8 (permalink)
Saint DH Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 6,147 Internets: 284753	I thought this movie was good, but there could have been more doggiestyle in it...Oh well.

08-03-2004, 11:28 PM	#12 (permalink)
Saint DH Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 6,147 Internets: 284753	No shit sparklemotion, you fucking cunt.

03-12-2005, 06:12 AM	#13 (permalink)
George Sherman Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Fullerton & Damen Posts: 1,109 Internets: 14	alright I finally saw this movie, and yes it did suck. I knew how it was going to end halfway through when that dude took the blind girl to the Shed no one uses or whatever. I was like, its actually modern times blah blah blah, way to predictable. I give it -5 golden N's.
	...to abuse the testicles of the establishment.

03-12-2005, 10:23 PM	#14 (permalink)
Niger Angelus We still believe. Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 4,697 Internets: 216	I think I will watch it right now, I downloaded it.
	I enjoy knives and fire.

03-13-2005, 02:39 AM	#15 (permalink)
Niger Angelus We still believe. Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 4,697 Internets: 216	Part-way through, not impressed thus far. It is a strange story though.
	I enjoy knives and fire.