New Favorite Sport - Nubblies.net Forums

StabMaster Arson · 08-14-2004, 04:14 AM

I just discovered my new favorite sport to watch and there's already a group trying to ban it...

Group wants orangutang kickboxing banned

International animal rights groups are urging Thailand to ban orangutang kickboxing fights that are being staged at a Bangkok safari park.

The owners of Safari World say the fights between the orangutangs, who wear shorts and gloves, are choreographed, and that no animal is harmed.

But animal rights groups say the animals are being exploited, and are destined for a miserable end when their fighting days are over.

Cyril Rosen, of the International Primate Protection League, told the Herald Sun: "It's outrageous. There's no question of it being justifiable in any sort of way.

"Most young animals are very flexible and they do what they are told - it's what happens to them afterwards.

"Their eventual fate is an early death."

But Safari World managing director Pin Kewkacha said: "If we were doing a cruel show we do not have to let anyone tell us. We would cancel it ourselves."

The orangutangs are accompanied by bikini-clad chimpanzees who wear bout number cards.

Hank · 08-14-2004, 04:27 AM

Orangatang martial arts have been around for years. It was so popular at one point they made a video game of it.

mox_vell_inqual · 08-17-2004, 12:57 PM

hey hank your little video thing is fuckin gay

Hank · 08-18-2004, 12:56 AM

By "little video thing" do you mean the project I did with your mother? I know it was a little on the gay side, but she insisted on anal.

If you're talking about my avatar, thanks for expressing your opinion on it. Most people here don't like it. I really don't give a fuck. If you'd like, you and I could get together and discuss the matter further. Of course, I may have to make you bite a curb to demonstrate it's merits.

Mr. Blonde · 08-19-2004, 01:52 AM

Hank is a racist bastard, but you have to admit he has style.

ProfessorNumber · 08-20-2004, 02:50 PM

Holy shit, I thought cock fighting was cool, but this trumps everything. I would pay good money to see orangutans fight to the death.

08-20-2004, 10:56 PM

Beer.

BarryJive · 08-22-2004, 03:43 PM

the best part is easily the bikini clad chimps. they really put some thought into this.

08-14-2004, 04:14 AM	#1 (permalink)
StabMaster Arson Roscoe P. Coldchain Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Stabbin Cabin Posts: 2,759 Internets: 1425	I just discovered my new favorite sport to watch and there's already a group trying to ban it... Group wants orangutang kickboxing banned International animal rights groups are urging Thailand to ban orangutang kickboxing fights that are being staged at a Bangkok safari park. The owners of Safari World say the fights between the orangutangs, who wear shorts and gloves, are choreographed, and that no animal is harmed. But animal rights groups say the animals are being exploited, and are destined for a miserable end when their fighting days are over. Cyril Rosen, of the International Primate Protection League, told the Herald Sun: "It's outrageous. There's no question of it being justifiable in any sort of way. "Most young animals are very flexible and they do what they are told - it's what happens to them afterwards. "Their eventual fate is an early death." But Safari World managing director Pin Kewkacha said: "If we were doing a cruel show we do not have to let anyone tell us. We would cancel it ourselves." The orangutangs are accompanied by bikini-clad chimpanzees who wear bout number cards.
	LEGALIZE CRIME!

08-14-2004, 04:27 AM	#2 (permalink)
Hank Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 175 Internets: 229	Orangatang martial arts have been around for years. It was so popular at one point they made a video game of it.
	Equality may perhaps be a right, but no power on earth can ever turn it into a fact.<br />-Balzac

08-18-2004, 12:56 AM	#4 (permalink)
Hank Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 175 Internets: 229	By "little video thing" do you mean the project I did with your mother? I know it was a little on the gay side, but she insisted on anal. If you're talking about my avatar, thanks for expressing your opinion on it. Most people here don't like it. I really don't give a fuck. If you'd like, you and I could get together and discuss the matter further. Of course, I may have to make you bite a curb to demonstrate it's merits.
	Equality may perhaps be a right, but no power on earth can ever turn it into a fact.<br />-Balzac

08-19-2004, 01:52 AM	#5 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	Hank is a racist bastard, but you have to admit he has style.
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

08-20-2004, 02:50 PM	#6 (permalink)
ProfessorNumber Senior Member Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 1,215 Internets: 3373	Holy shit, I thought cock fighting was cool, but this trumps everything. I would pay good money to see orangutans fight to the death.
	Smoke a cigarette and lie some more -- These conversations kill.

08-17-2004, 12:57 PM	#3 (permalink)
mox_vell_inqual Junior Member Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 17 Internets: 10	hey hank your little video thing is fuckin gay

08-20-2004, 10:56 PM	#7 (permalink)
DJ FC Guest Posts: n/a	Beer.
DJ FC Guest Posts: n/a

08-22-2004, 03:43 PM	#8 (permalink)
BarryJive Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Bloomington Posts: 358 Internets: 44	the best part is easily the bikini clad chimps. they really put some thought into this.
	I don't mean to brag, I don't mean to boast, but I'm intercontinental when I eat french toast.