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StabMaster Arson · 07-11-2004, 03:42 AM

I have seeping sores
I hope it's not the herpes
Never fuck strippers

07-11-2004, 04:53 AM

DJ FC, wow
Not blue, not red, not even brown
this is a tired haiku

07-11-2004, 04:55 AM

My avatar is
an image of a man who
i greatly admire

[ July 11, 2004, 02:56 AM: Message edited by: DJ FC ]

silver and cold · 07-15-2004, 12:14 AM

Swiftly catch my eye
Even swifter catch my heart
where did you come from

Orgazmo · 07-15-2004, 06:24 PM

I came from a womb
Nestled deep within a twat
Here is your heart back

silver and cold · 07-18-2004, 01:36 AM

Nice, Gaz! Very nice.

Orgazmo · 07-18-2004, 02:24 AM

Thanks, silver and cold
I do appreciate it.
Frankie is a bitch.

farawayfromhere · 08-05-2004, 12:16 PM

can't find myself. gone
black nail polish on the floor
what's that noise outside?

malici · 08-06-2004, 02:35 AM

hope is all we have
we know the end is closer
life will soon fall through

No Name Maddox · 08-08-2004, 03:45 AM

children, follow me
because I am salvation
free yourselves from them

sparklemotion · 11-09-2004, 11:22 PM

hands that smell like smoke
cigarettes take my money
what the fuck happened?

Orgazmo · 11-09-2004, 11:32 PM

You smoked cigarettes...
Nicotine now owns your soul
That probably sucks.

BigDongedHoe · 11-10-2004, 02:22 AM

I like tits
they make my penis erect
I wish I could cum

sparklemotion · 11-11-2004, 07:30 PM

that sounds personal
but it makes me weep for you
good luck bigdongedhoe

sparklemotion · 11-11-2004, 07:39 PM

lungs are filled with tar
nicotine DOES own my soul
shit shit shit shit shit

Saint DH · 11-11-2004, 08:26 PM

Does anyone care?
I sure as all fuck do not
You will die quicker

farawayfromhere · 12-09-2004, 06:01 PM

dreaming of water
I get lost in the moment
please take me under
______________________________________
put the headphones on
get me out of here for now
travel somewhere new
_________________________________________
all a game we play
tossing, turning, lost and found
'round we go. I win.
______________________________________
everybody watch
we parade ourselves for you
wish the jock good-luck
________________________________________
opportunity
take your place, smile and fake it
make them believe you

George Sherman · 12-09-2004, 07:26 PM

uhh... I know that dude

Calamity Jane · 12-09-2004, 10:01 PM

Down the hall i hear
Someone's farking alarm clock.
Shut that damn thing off.

George Sherman · 12-12-2004, 05:00 AM

aww my leg

Titan · 04-21-2005, 10:29 AM

Bloody holes in head,
Bloody body on the floor,
Bloodyfart is dead.

Mr. Blonde · 04-21-2005, 12:28 PM

Waking up early
Eating some breakfast
Time to go to work.

God's Substitute · 04-21-2005, 01:08 PM

dead ringers on tv.
lack of mingers on tv.
stunts gone wrong

Ironic Mustache · 04-21-2005, 01:53 PM

Those aren't even haikus, assholes. This is a haiku:

I have a huge cock.
My balls are like two grapefruits.
I tear pussy up.

[ April 21, 2005, 11:54 AM: Message edited by: Ironic Mustache ]

Orgazmo · 04-21-2005, 02:32 PM

Shit is bananas.
B-A-N-A-N-A-S.
Shit is bananas.

07-11-2004, 03:42 AM	#51 (permalink)
StabMaster Arson Roscoe P. Coldchain Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Stabbin Cabin Posts: 2,759 Internets: 1425	I have seeping sores I hope it's not the herpes Never fuck strippers
	LEGALIZE CRIME!

07-11-2004, 04:53 AM	#52 (permalink)
DJ FC Guest Posts: n/a	DJ FC, wow Not blue, not red, not even brown this is a tired haiku
DJ FC Guest Posts: n/a

07-11-2004, 04:55 AM	#53 (permalink)
DJ FC Guest Posts: n/a	My avatar is an image of a man who i greatly admire [ July 11, 2004, 02:56 AM: Message edited by: DJ FC ]
DJ FC Guest Posts: n/a

07-15-2004, 12:14 AM	#54 (permalink)
silver and cold Ish... Join Date: May 2003 Location: this nowhere Posts: 1,680 Internets: 10	Swiftly catch my eye Even swifter catch my heart where did you come from
	the killer in me is the killer in you.

07-18-2004, 01:36 AM	#56 (permalink)
silver and cold Ish... Join Date: May 2003 Location: this nowhere Posts: 1,680 Internets: 10	Nice, Gaz! Very nice.
	the killer in me is the killer in you.

07-15-2004, 06:24 PM	#55 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,728 Internets: 311447	I came from a womb Nestled deep within a twat Here is your heart back

07-18-2004, 02:24 AM	#57 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,728 Internets: 311447	Thanks, silver and cold I do appreciate it. Frankie is a bitch.

08-05-2004, 12:16 PM	#58 (permalink)
farawayfromhere Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: a land far far away Posts: 449 Internets: 10	can't find myself. gone black nail polish on the floor what's that noise outside?
	"I always tell the girls never take it seriously. If you never take it seriously then you never get hurt. If you never get hurt then you always have fun, and if you ever get lonely you can just go to the record store and visit your friends."

08-06-2004, 02:35 AM	#59 (permalink)
malici Junior Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: some where in kos. Posts: 27 Internets: 10	hope is all we have we know the end is closer life will soon fall through
	not a single man should try to beat all mighty malici

08-08-2004, 03:45 AM	#60 (permalink)
No Name Maddox Junior Member Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 8 Internets: 10	children, follow me because I am salvation free yourselves from them
	A friend to strangers, a stranger to friends.

11-09-2004, 11:22 PM	#61 (permalink)
sparklemotion Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: BSU Posts: 34 Internets: 76	hands that smell like smoke cigarettes take my money what the fuck happened?
	"I am Jack's severe lack of interest."

11-09-2004, 11:32 PM	#62 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,728 Internets: 311447	You smoked cigarettes... Nicotine now owns your soul That probably sucks.

11-10-2004, 02:22 AM	#63 (permalink)
BigDongedHoe Sex Kitten Milf fuuucck Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Denver, CO Posts: 3,704 Internets: 55974	I like tits they make my penis erect I wish I could cum
	There's life and then there is Cubs baseball, it's a chore to seperate the two.

11-11-2004, 07:30 PM	#64 (permalink)
sparklemotion Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: BSU Posts: 34 Internets: 76	that sounds personal but it makes me weep for you good luck bigdongedhoe
	"I am Jack's severe lack of interest."

11-11-2004, 07:39 PM	#65 (permalink)
sparklemotion Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: BSU Posts: 34 Internets: 76	lungs are filled with tar nicotine DOES own my soul shit shit shit shit shit
	"I am Jack's severe lack of interest."

04-21-2005, 12:28 PM	#72 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	Waking up early Eating some breakfast Time to go to work.
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

11-11-2004, 08:26 PM	#66 (permalink)
Saint DH Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 6,147 Internets: 284753	Does anyone care? I sure as all fuck do not You will die quicker

12-09-2004, 06:01 PM	#67 (permalink)
farawayfromhere Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: a land far far away Posts: 449 Internets: 10	dreaming of water I get lost in the moment please take me under ______________________________________ put the headphones on get me out of here for now travel somewhere new _________________________________________ all a game we play tossing, turning, lost and found 'round we go. I win. ______________________________________ everybody watch we parade ourselves for you wish the jock good-luck ________________________________________ opportunity take your place, smile and fake it make them believe you
	"I always tell the girls never take it seriously. If you never take it seriously then you never get hurt. If you never get hurt then you always have fun, and if you ever get lonely you can just go to the record store and visit your friends."

12-09-2004, 07:26 PM	#68 (permalink)
George Sherman Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Fullerton & Damen Posts: 1,109 Internets: 14	uhh... I know that dude
	...to abuse the testicles of the establishment.

12-09-2004, 10:01 PM	#69 (permalink)
Calamity Jane Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: indiana Posts: 309 Internets: 10	Down the hall i hear Someone's farking alarm clock. Shut that damn thing off.

12-12-2004, 05:00 AM	#70 (permalink)
George Sherman Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Fullerton & Damen Posts: 1,109 Internets: 14	aww my leg
	...to abuse the testicles of the establishment.

04-21-2005, 10:29 AM	#71 (permalink)
Titan Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 3,698 Internets: 10	Bloody holes in head, Bloody body on the floor, Bloodyfart is dead.
	I do what the fuck I want.

04-21-2005, 01:08 PM	#73 (permalink)
God's Substitute Member Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: United Kingdom Posts: 94 Internets: 10	dead ringers on tv. lack of mingers on tv. stunts gone wrong
	allow me to urinate on you

04-21-2005, 01:53 PM	#74 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	Those aren't even haikus, assholes. This is a haiku: I have a huge cock. My balls are like two grapefruits. I tear pussy up. [ April 21, 2005, 11:54 AM: Message edited by: Ironic Mustache ]
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

04-21-2005, 02:32 PM	#75 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,728 Internets: 311447	Shit is bananas. B-A-N-A-N-A-S. Shit is bananas.