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man_not_in_college · 12-11-2003, 04:37 PM

Well shit if this is the way girls think I had better get married soon before I am left out in the cold......<ATTENTION: ALL GIRLS OF WWW.NUBBLIES.NET IF YOU ARE LOOKING TO GET MARRIED EMAIL ME AT [email protected] I NEED TO GET MARRIED SOON AS WELL> oh wait fuck marraige I will just be an old dude with a girlfriend....<ATTENTION: DISREGARD THAT LAST ANNOUNCEMENT>

fancymeghan · 12-11-2003, 11:51 PM

what the fuck?
where did you come from?

Pliedes · 12-12-2003, 01:01 AM

This is just a shot in the dark, but I'm gonna say a woman's uterus.

Fruitacious B · 12-12-2003, 01:14 AM

Even more of a shot in the dark, but I'm gonna say a man's testicles.

ProfessorNumber · 12-12-2003, 01:16 AM

This might be the most far-fetched guess ever, but I'm gonna say he came from the union of Pliede's and Fruit's suggestions.

Pliedes · 12-12-2003, 01:28 AM

PN may indeed be correct.

silver and cold · 12-12-2003, 02:17 PM

I just wish thats how guys thought, but all they want is a chick who has a perfect figure.Well for people like me, we are shit-out-of-luck, and since i dont have d-cups and a huge ass, no guys seem interested.
So when you say girls only want the "perfect" looking guy..Hey buddy, we feel the same way!

fancymeghan · 12-12-2003, 04:03 PM

d-cups and a huge ass?
scuse me...?

thats not what men want in all cases. its psychologically proven they want someone who is normal. and normal doesn't mean a stick...and normal doesn't mean a huge ass and huge boobs. women's ideal weight is actually too skinny for most men, but that's besides the point.

you learn a lot in college.

Titan · 12-12-2003, 05:55 PM

Last time I checked my wife did not have D-cups and a huge ass. Last time I checked I was also beyond content with her.

Pliedes · 12-12-2003, 06:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Titan:
Last time I checked my wife did not have D-cups and a huge ass.

Last time I checked she did.

PS - I have no idea what that means...

Titan · 12-12-2003, 06:50 PM

Pliedes-

My wife does not have D-cup breasts. Mistakes happen, and it was probably because you had her confused with this girl:

[ December 12, 2003, 04:01 PM: Message edited by: Titan ]

Pliedes · 12-12-2003, 06:57 PM

So, that picture isn't showing up for me, but from it's address...
[http://www.hardcore-porns.com/pages/...Mh0263_10.jpg]
...I think I get the picture.

[ December 12, 2003, 03:58 PM: Message edited by: Pliedes ]

Titan · 12-12-2003, 07:01 PM

Let me secure the sex then... secured.

[ December 12, 2003, 04:02 PM: Message edited by: Titan ]

Pliedes · 12-12-2003, 07:20 PM

Huh, so that's a picture... I laughed.

ProfessorNumber · 12-12-2003, 08:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by fancymeghan:
d-cups and a huge ass?
scuse me...?

thats not what men want in all cases. its psychologically proven they want someone who is normal. and normal doesn't mean a stick...and normal doesn't mean a huge ass and huge boobs. women's ideal weight is actually too skinny for most men, but that's besides the point.

you learn a lot in college.

I'll be honest here: I do, in fact, want a perfect looking girl. Chances are slim this will happen, but I keep trying anyway.

Percipere'Chan · 12-12-2003, 08:29 PM

Yeah... For one, my idea of the perfect chick [edit]is[/edit] oh, so very different from... say... MTV's. Freckles are good tho.

ps- I do not want a normal girl...

Err... Uh... Shit.

[NOTICE: This last statement is open to just too much ridicule. If someone doesn't make fun of this in their post, i will have to.]

[ December 12, 2003, 07:17 PM: Message edited by: Percipere'Chan ]

silver and cold · 12-12-2003, 10:05 PM

Well, it was stated that "ALL" girls want perfect guys, and I was stating the fact no matter your gender the same shit about hot or ugly applies..

ProfessorNumber · 12-12-2003, 10:42 PM

Perhaps so. Nonetheless, the original point was that girls go for assholes. Guys don't go for asshole girls.

StabMaster Arson · 12-13-2003, 01:18 AM

Let's just throw this out there...
Would you ever date someone that you weren't physically attracted to?

I sure as hell wouldn't. I'm not necessarily looking for the perfect girl, but anyone who knows me and my dating history knows that all of the girls that I've dated have been very to extremely good looking. Does this make me shallow? I don't think so. The same way I wouldn't date someone unattractive to me, I wouldn't date someone I find boring, dumb, annoying, or (insert poor quality here).

Now if we're talking about hooking up with someone at a party or club, all these rules tend to go out the window... but rest assured, she doesn't know my real name.

Pliedes · 12-13-2003, 09:48 PM

Good call Stab. It's not that I'm shallow, I just have to be attracted to a gal to want to date her, and if she's not that pretty, chances are I'm not attracted to her...

Combat Chuck · 12-14-2003, 12:30 AM

It's called nature. Except for the fact that animals, insects, and plants don't have to worry about the whole attraction thing. They just fuck the opposite gender, and sometimes it might not even have to be the same species. It doesn't matter what they look like, they just fuck.

But then again, there are those species-benders in the human race too. And we have those "doesn't matter what they look like, I'll fuck it" people too. There's no other way to explain the majority of the pregnancies at WCHS.

Nevertheless, I think that we humans are a complex species, thus, we have to deal with complex shit like attraction, etc.

You know. How it goes.

Orgazmo · 12-14-2003, 12:47 AM

Quote:

Except for the fact that animals, insects, and plants don't have to worry about the whole attraction thing. They just fuck the opposite gender

Not exactly true...but not exactly too important either.

Titan · 12-14-2003, 02:17 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Orgazmo:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Except for the fact that animals, insects, and plants don't have to worry about the whole attraction thing. They just fuck the opposite gender

Not exactly true...but not exactly too important either.</font>[/quote]Example, the Magnificent Frigate Bird:

Orgazmo · 12-14-2003, 02:40 AM

And the striped-ass baboon.

tonguegina · 12-14-2003, 02:46 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Combat Chuck:
But then again, there are those species-benders in the human race too. And we have those "doesn't matter what they look like, I'll fuck it" people too. There's no other way to explain the majority of the pregnancies at WCHS.

One word...alcohol.

[ December 13, 2003, 11:47 PM: Message edited by: tonguegina ]

12-12-2003, 01:14 AM	#79 (permalink)
Fruitacious B Bokononist Join Date: May 2003 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 2,595 Internets: 11801	Even more of a shot in the dark, but I'm gonna say a man's testicles.
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12-12-2003, 01:16 AM	#80 (permalink)
ProfessorNumber Senior Member Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 1,215 Internets: 3373	This might be the most far-fetched guess ever, but I'm gonna say he came from the union of Pliede's and Fruit's suggestions.
	Smoke a cigarette and lie some more -- These conversations kill.

12-12-2003, 02:17 PM	#82 (permalink)
silver and cold Ish... Join Date: May 2003 Location: this nowhere Posts: 1,680 Internets: 10	I just wish thats how guys thought, but all they want is a chick who has a perfect figure.Well for people like me, we are shit-out-of-luck, and since i dont have d-cups and a huge ass, no guys seem interested. So when you say girls only want the "perfect" looking guy..Hey buddy, we feel the same way!
	the killer in me is the killer in you.

12-12-2003, 05:55 PM	#84 (permalink)
Titan Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 3,698 Internets: 10	Last time I checked my wife did not have D-cups and a huge ass. Last time I checked I was also beyond content with her.
	I do what the fuck I want.

12-12-2003, 06:50 PM	#86 (permalink)
Titan Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 3,698 Internets: 10	Pliedes- My wife does not have D-cup breasts. Mistakes happen, and it was probably because you had her confused with this girl: [ December 12, 2003, 04:01 PM: Message edited by: Titan ]
	I do what the fuck I want.

12-11-2003, 04:37 PM	#76 (permalink)
man_not_in_college Junior Member Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Bloomington Posts: 4 Internets: 10	Well shit if this is the way girls think I had better get married soon before I am left out in the cold......<ATTENTION: ALL GIRLS OF WWW.NUBBLIES.NET IF YOU ARE LOOKING TO GET MARRIED EMAIL ME AT [email protected] I NEED TO GET MARRIED SOON AS WELL> oh wait fuck marraige I will just be an old dude with a girlfriend....<ATTENTION: DISREGARD THAT LAST ANNOUNCEMENT>

12-11-2003, 11:51 PM	#77 (permalink)
fancymeghan Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: indiana. Posts: 504 Internets: 306	what the fuck? where did you come from?

12-12-2003, 01:01 AM	#78 (permalink)
Pliedes Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Puget Sound Posts: 4,594 Internets: 1608	This is just a shot in the dark, but I'm gonna say a woman's uterus.

12-12-2003, 01:28 AM	#81 (permalink)
Pliedes Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Puget Sound Posts: 4,594 Internets: 1608	PN may indeed be correct.

12-12-2003, 04:03 PM	#83 (permalink)
fancymeghan Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: indiana. Posts: 504 Internets: 306	d-cups and a huge ass? scuse me...? thats not what men want in all cases. its psychologically proven they want someone who is normal. and normal doesn't mean a stick...and normal doesn't mean a huge ass and huge boobs. women's ideal weight is actually too skinny for most men, but that's besides the point. you learn a lot in college.

12-12-2003, 06:57 PM	#87 (permalink)
Pliedes Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Puget Sound Posts: 4,594 Internets: 1608	So, that picture isn't showing up for me, but from it's address... [http://www.hardcore-porns.com/pages/...Mh0263_10.jpg] ...I think I get the picture. [ December 12, 2003, 03:58 PM: Message edited by: Pliedes ]

12-12-2003, 07:01 PM	#88 (permalink)
Titan Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 3,698 Internets: 10	Let me secure the sex then... secured. [ December 12, 2003, 04:02 PM: Message edited by: Titan ]
	I do what the fuck I want.

12-12-2003, 07:20 PM	#89 (permalink)
Pliedes Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Puget Sound Posts: 4,594 Internets: 1608	Huh, so that's a picture... I laughed.

12-12-2003, 08:29 PM	#91 (permalink)
Percipere'Chan Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: My Machine Posts: 460 Internets: -238	Yeah... For one, my idea of the perfect chick [edit]is[/edit] oh, so very different from... say... MTV's. Freckles are good tho. ps- I do *not* want a normal girl... Err... Uh... Shit. [NOTICE: This last statement is open to just too much ridicule. If someone doesn't make fun of this in their post, i will have to.] [ December 12, 2003, 07:17 PM: Message edited by: Percipere'Chan ]
	Dead, death, grim on a pale horse, empty, hollow, inanimate, fataled, black curtained, annihilated.

12-12-2003, 10:05 PM	#92 (permalink)
silver and cold Ish... Join Date: May 2003 Location: this nowhere Posts: 1,680 Internets: 10	Well, it was stated that "ALL" girls want perfect guys, and I was stating the fact no matter your gender the same shit about hot or ugly applies..
	the killer in me is the killer in you.

12-12-2003, 10:42 PM	#93 (permalink)
ProfessorNumber Senior Member Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 1,215 Internets: 3373	Perhaps so. Nonetheless, the original point was that girls go for assholes. Guys don't go for asshole girls.
	Smoke a cigarette and lie some more -- These conversations kill.

12-13-2003, 01:18 AM	#94 (permalink)
StabMaster Arson Roscoe P. Coldchain Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Stabbin Cabin Posts: 2,759 Internets: 1425	Let's just throw this out there... Would you ever date someone that you weren't physically attracted to? I sure as hell wouldn't. I'm not necessarily looking for the perfect girl, but anyone who knows me and my dating history knows that all of the girls that I've dated have been very to extremely good looking. Does this make me shallow? I don't think so. The same way I wouldn't date someone unattractive to me, I wouldn't date someone I find boring, dumb, annoying, or (insert poor quality here). Now if we're talking about hooking up with someone at a party or club, all these rules tend to go out the window... but rest assured, she doesn't know my real name.
	LEGALIZE CRIME!

12-13-2003, 09:48 PM	#95 (permalink)
Pliedes Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Puget Sound Posts: 4,594 Internets: 1608	Good call Stab. It's not that I'm shallow, I just have to be attracted to a gal to want to date her, and if she's not that pretty, chances are I'm not attracted to her...

12-14-2003, 12:30 AM	#96 (permalink)
Combat Chuck Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 2,063 Internets: 10	It's called nature. Except for the fact that animals, insects, and plants don't have to worry about the whole attraction thing. They just fuck the opposite gender, and sometimes it might not even have to be the same species. It doesn't matter what they look like, they just fuck. But then again, there are those species-benders in the human race too. And we have those "doesn't matter what they look like, I'll fuck it" people too. There's no other way to explain the majority of the pregnancies at WCHS. Nevertheless, I think that we humans are a complex species, thus, we have to deal with complex shit like attraction, etc. You know. How it goes.

12-14-2003, 02:40 AM	#99 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,732 Internets: 311447	And the striped-ass baboon.