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Ugly Bastard · 11-28-2008, 05:10 PM

A new low for humanity?

A Wal-Mart employee was killed today by a stampede of people rushing into the store. I know f3lix will have a compounded reaction to this story upon seeing a surveillance camera photo of the patrons who did the stampeding. To be fair, I did as well.

Fucking wiggles.

Repugnant Abomination · 11-28-2008, 05:32 PM

Shouldn't this be in the news forum?

Mr. Blonde · 11-28-2008, 06:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Ugly Bastard

Fucking wiggles.

Is that a reference to "sparkling wiggles?" If so, you should probably use the whole quote, not just half, lol

On another note, thats super screwed up. People are crazy, I just don't get it.

Orgazmo · 11-28-2008, 08:19 PM

Bigger and more photos:

The Wal-mart stampede, caught on camera

Mr. Blonde · 11-28-2008, 08:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Orgazmo

Bigger are more photos:

...below?

This sure puts a new meaning to the term BLACK Friday!

Orgazmo · 11-28-2008, 08:35 PM

and*

A thousand apologies.

DDTempest · 11-29-2008, 12:38 AM

Did you guys read the actual article? I bolded some of the highlights:

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Even officers who arrived to perform CPR on the trampled worker were stepped on by wild-eyed shoppers streaming inside, a cop at the scene said.

"His body was a stepping bag with so much disregard for human life," Ernst Damour, 37, said. "There has to be some accountability."

Roughly 2,000 people gathered outside the Wal-Mart's doors in the predawn darkness.

Chanting "push the doors in," the crowd pressed against the glass as the clock ticked down to the 5 a.m. opening.

Sensing catastrophe, nervous employees formed a human chain inside the entrance to slow down the mass of shoppers.

"When they were saying they had to leave, that an employee got killed, people were yelling, 'I've been on line since Friday morning!'" Cribbs said. "They kept shopping."

Items on sale at the Wal-Mart store included a $798 Samsung 50-inch Plasma HDTV, a Bissel Compact Upright Vacuum for $28 and Men's Wrangler Tough Jeans for $8.

I never understood the concept of doorbuster sales. Why not have a solid sale that lasts the whole weekend? Nobody lines up at Best Buy or Wal*Mart to get anything other than the hot sale items. The idea is to get people into the stores to buy other things as well, but after doing four day after thanksgiving sales I can tell you first hand, on friday people just buy super sale items 90% of the time.

What the fuck is a stepping bag?

Do black people even wear wranglers?

f3lix · 11-30-2008, 12:26 AM

They could just have them form a line and give them slips of paper (or something similar) which grants them an item they wish to purchase. This would avoid idiots from charging into a store in a race to get something.

Orgazmo · 11-30-2008, 12:31 AM

F3lix hates black people.

DDTempest · 11-30-2008, 11:27 AM

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Originally Posted by f3lix

They could just have them form a line and give them slips of paper (or something similar) which grants them an item they wish to purchase. This would avoid idiots from charging into a store in a race to get something.

Black people don't do "lines" sir. They are all entitled to be at the front of said line thus creating an impossible paradox when more than one joins a line.

Orgazmo · 11-30-2008, 01:44 PM

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Originally Posted by DDTempest

Black people don't do "lines" sir. They are all entitled to be at the front of said line thus creating an impossible paradox when more than one joins a line.

It's amazing how many times I've been a witness to this.

The result is always a recursive line shuffling that only ends when the line is a perfect gradient from dark to light, front to back.

f3lix · 12-09-2008, 07:58 PM

We, as white people, need to gang up against the lone nigger who thinks that lines do not apply to them. Multiple people getting in their face will help as if the nigger goes ghetto, they'll be thrown out of said store, bank, etc.

DDTempest · 12-09-2008, 08:32 PM

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Originally Posted by f3lix

We, as white people, need to gang up against the lone nigger who thinks that lines do not apply to them. Multiple people getting in their face will help as if the nigger goes ghetto, they'll be thrown out of said store, bank, etc.

And it will be considered a "lynching" which will give us all hate crime convictions!

hfam95 · 12-09-2008, 08:34 PM

feliz am correct. The only worse than the nigro feliz describes, is the white wigro.

11-28-2008, 05:10 PM	#1 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	Wal-Mart Employee Killed by Stampede A new low for humanity? A Wal-Mart employee was killed today by a stampede of people rushing into the store. I know f3lix will have a compounded reaction to this story upon seeing a surveillance camera photo of the patrons who did the stampeding. To be fair, I did as well. Fucking wiggles.

11-28-2008, 05:32 PM	#2 (permalink)
Repugnant Abomination Almost there... Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 5,979 Internets: 164547	Shouldn't this be in the news forum?

11-28-2008, 08:19 PM	#4 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,725 Internets: 311447	Bigger and more photos: The Wal-mart stampede, caught on camera

11-28-2008, 08:35 PM	#6 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,725 Internets: 311447	and* A thousand apologies.

11-30-2008, 12:26 AM	#8 (permalink)
f3lix Gangnam Style Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: DH's Massage Parlor Posts: 6,383 Internets: 213510	They could just have them form a line and give them slips of paper (or something similar) which grants them an item they wish to purchase. This would avoid idiots from charging into a store in a race to get something.

11-30-2008, 12:31 AM	#9 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,725 Internets: 311447	F3lix hates black people.

12-09-2008, 07:58 PM	#12 (permalink)
f3lix Gangnam Style Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: DH's Massage Parlor Posts: 6,383 Internets: 213510	We, as white people, need to gang up against the lone nigger who thinks that lines do not apply to them. Multiple people getting in their face will help as if the nigger goes ghetto, they'll be thrown out of said store, bank, etc.

12-09-2008, 08:34 PM	#14 (permalink)
hfam95 Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: VA Posts: 207 Internets: 1129	feliz am correct. The only worse than the nigro feliz describes, is the white wigro.