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Ugly Bastard · 12-21-2009, 12:32 AM

I'll check my mail tomorrow afternoon. I'm sure the key is there.

Thank you, Santa.

Ugly Bastard · 12-21-2009, 02:02 PM

I have received the key. Pictures in an hour or so.

Ugly Bastard · 12-21-2009, 02:40 PM

I retrieved my mail a short while ago to find 9 envelopes addressed to me from Secret Santa.

Each envelope contained a Christmas card featuring black people in the role of traditionally white figures.

Most of the cards contained a joke, but two of them contained something else.

I have a key to god knows what (handcuffs, maybe?) and one dollar bill I have been instructed to bet continuously on black until I lose (which makes one question why I don't just light the damn thing on fire instead).

Thanks, Santa! (I think)

Orgazmo · 12-21-2009, 03:04 PM

This has potential.

DDTempest · 12-21-2009, 07:31 PM

Blackface snowman makes me happy.

Secret Fucking Santa · 12-21-2009, 07:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ugly Bastard

I have received the key. Pictures in an hour or so.

HO HO HO, that's good Ugly B. Santa taped another key inside the bottom of your package when he mailed it out this morning just in case! Expect it to be waiting for you when you return from Indiana.

MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS

Banana Tits · 12-21-2009, 09:24 PM

Ninjaman

Your santa says your gift will arrive on the 24th and he would like to know if you will be in your dwelling on this day?

Mr. Blonde · 12-21-2009, 10:00 PM

Motion to make Secret Fucking Santa a public account (great idea to the member who created it) for members to log in and make posts directed to their recipient, instead of going through Bananatits.

Blonde

Ugly Bastard · 12-21-2009, 10:12 PM

This nigga

f3lix · 12-21-2009, 10:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Blonde

Motion to make Secret Fucking Santa a public account (great idea to the member who created it) for members to log in and make posts directed to their recipient, instead of going through Bananatits.

Blonde

Blonde
f3lix

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 12-21-2009, 10:15 PM

I deny the motion.

Orgazmo · 12-21-2009, 10:22 PM

Problem with this: We're all assholes. So I could login and say, "Hey DD, I decided not to get you a gift. Sorry." Then DD's santa would get on and say, "NO, I didn't say that!" Then I would log in again and say, "Yes I did!".

Or someone that doesn't have any business in this thread (non participator) would use it. Someone like f3lix.

ninjaface · 12-21-2009, 10:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Banana Tits

Ninjaman

Your santa says your gift will arrive on the 24th and he would like to know if you will be in your dwelling on this day?

I might be working that day. If so, I'd be home by about 4. If not, I'd be home most of day.

Edit: Just checked. I work Christmas eve. So I should be home by 4, unless I get out early or the weather is shitty. My roommates will be home, though.

DDTempest · 12-22-2009, 09:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Orgazmo

Problem with this: We're all assholes. So I could login and say, "Hey DD, I decided not to get you a gift. Sorry." Then DD's santa would get on and say, "NO, I didn't say that!" Then I would log in again and say, "Yes I did!".

Or someone that doesn't have any business in this thread (non participator) would use it. Someone like f3lix.

You're so stupid, I already got my gift ... so you would clearly be lying.

Secret Fucking Santa · 12-22-2009, 09:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Blonde

Motion to make Secret Fucking Santa a public account (great idea to the member who created it) for members to log in and make posts directed to their recipient, instead of going through Bananatits.

Blonde

Great idea Blonde- HO HO HO FUCKING HO

Santa will PM participants requesting the password as long as they promise not to be naughty!

If you're naughty ...
I
WILL
FUCKING
KILL
YOU!!!

Secret Fucking Santa · 12-24-2009, 01:47 AM

Orsexmo,

I still have barely gotten around to your gift yet. I feel bad about this and also being the nature of your gift (CHRISTMAS MYSTERY) I am going to up the cost of it to average $40 and get around to it this weekend. Ho Ho Ho.

Mr. Blonde · 12-24-2009, 09:15 AM

I have received my gift today at my workplace, nicely done on somebody from the UK getting a package to Korea. I have unveiled it and photodocumented the contents, and will be making a post sometime either tonight (drunken) or tomorrow (sober)

My Santa did a pretty awesome job, so I can already tell it's Dent.

EDIT: They also sent me a book on the economic situation of Britain, so maybe it's FC?

ninjaface · 12-24-2009, 03:08 PM

Received my gift today as expected. Here is photographic documentation.

The package

Contents of package

The card

The smaller box

The card front reads:

With Love, Son, at Christmas

"A family's traditions may change through the years - but the closeness they share is for always."

The inside reads:

No matter what changes life brings to our family, one thing will remain the same - the warmth and love left for a wonderful son like you.

Merry Christmas

A hand-written note reads:

It's probably not much of a secret who your Santa is at this point, but fuck that, you've got to try this pie. Hope you're not allergic to pecans. If you are, re-gift this awesome shit.

UB is my secret Santa. A good gift that arrived on time with a card that appeals to my ethnic background. Solid showing, sir. Thanks. And I'm not allergic, so I will most definitely be enjoying this bastard sometime over the weekend.

Ugly Bastard · 12-24-2009, 03:22 PM

Those pies are world famous and made at the BBQ place 100 feet outside my front door. I'm not even a pecan pie kinda guy, but that stuff is right up there on best pies I've had. Lemme know what you think.

ninjaface · 12-24-2009, 03:58 PM

Should I refrigerate that or would it be fine until tomorrow?

Ugly Bastard · 12-24-2009, 04:39 PM

I think it'll be fine for a little while but never hurts to refrigerate all else being equal.

Dent · 12-25-2009, 08:46 AM

I opened my secret santa present to discover two books, one titled 'The MARMITE Cookbook' and another '100 YEARS OF WOLVERHAMPTON'S AIRPORTS'

Awesome gift, I'll pass them straight onto my brother.
Very nice wrapping too GWB, you clearly spent a couple extra quid getting some loser store clerk to wrap this shit, right?

Pics soon, got a Canon 500D DSLR that I want to use.

Thanks secret santa!

Ugly Bastard · 12-30-2009, 12:29 AM

I returned home from Indiana today to find the following package waiting on me:

I opened to find the following contents:

I believe that is supposed to be Jesus Christ chained up in a padlock. I presume the key I received in one my cards earlier will free Jesus. I'm still debating on whether or not I will let him go. Now let's open that package.

Holy jumping titties, it's the Men Are Better Than Women book. What makes this even more crazy is that no less than four hours ago while I was on my flight home, I thought about how I should buy that book. It's not like I think about this book every day, either. In fact, when I thought about MABTW today it went something like "oh shit... I totally forgot about that site. I should get that book." Bam... it's in a box for me when I get home.

Pretty god damned eerie. Come forth Santa so that I might drench you in posrep web points. My suspicion is that it is DDT, though I am not 100% certain.

Mr. Blonde · 12-30-2009, 12:52 AM

ftr why hasnt dick masterson updated in like a year?

Orgazmo · 12-30-2009, 01:09 AM

Wow! Looks like your Santa went to quite a bit of effort. +++ for good effort.

Why would you not unleash Jesus if the Santa specifically gave you a key?

12-21-2009, 10:00 PM	#58 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	Motion to make Secret Fucking Santa a public account (great idea to the member who created it) for members to log in and make posts directed to their recipient, instead of going through Bananatits. Blonde
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

12-21-2009, 10:15 PM	#61 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,350 Internets: 290966	I deny the motion.
	#YOLO

12-24-2009, 01:47 AM	#66 (permalink)
Secret Fucking Santa Ho Ho Ho, Hoes Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: North Pole Posts: 62 Internets: 3709	Orsexmo, I still have barely gotten around to your gift yet. I feel bad about this and also being the nature of your gift (CHRISTMAS MYSTERY) I am going to up the cost of it to average $40 and get around to it this weekend. Ho Ho Ho.
	Ho, Ho, Ho motherfuckers.

12-24-2009, 09:15 AM	#67 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	I have received my gift today at my workplace, nicely done on somebody from the UK getting a package to Korea. I have unveiled it and photodocumented the contents, and will be making a post sometime either tonight (drunken) or tomorrow (sober) My Santa did a pretty awesome job, so I can already tell it's Dent. EDIT: They also sent me a book on the economic situation of Britain, so maybe it's FC?
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna Last edited by Mr. Blonde; 12-24-2009 at 09:20 AM.

12-24-2009, 03:08 PM	#68 (permalink)
ninjaface Level 20 Holothetan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Space Posts: 5,245 Internets: 210144	Received my gift today as expected. Here is photographic documentation. The package Contents of package The card The smaller box The card front reads: With Love, Son, at Christmas "A family's traditions may change through the years - but the closeness they share is for always." The inside reads: No matter what changes life brings to our family, one thing will remain the same - the warmth and love left for a wonderful son like you. Merry Christmas A hand-written note reads: It's probably not much of a secret who your Santa is at this point, but fuck that, you've got to try this pie. Hope you're not allergic to pecans. If you are, re-gift this awesome shit. UB is my secret Santa. A good gift that arrived on time with a card that appeals to my ethnic background. Solid showing, sir. Thanks. And I'm not allergic, so I will most definitely be enjoying this bastard sometime over the weekend.

12-21-2009, 12:32 AM	#51 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	I'll check my mail tomorrow afternoon. I'm sure the key is there. Thank you, Santa.

12-21-2009, 02:02 PM	#52 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	I have received the key. Pictures in an hour or so.

12-21-2009, 02:40 PM	#53 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	I retrieved my mail a short while ago to find 9 envelopes addressed to me from Secret Santa. Each envelope contained a Christmas card featuring black people in the role of traditionally white figures. Most of the cards contained a joke, but two of them contained something else. I have a key to god knows what (handcuffs, maybe?) and one dollar bill I have been instructed to bet continuously on black until I lose (which makes one question why I don't just light the damn thing on fire instead). Thanks, Santa! (I think)

12-21-2009, 03:04 PM	#54 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,725 Internets: 311447	This has potential.

12-21-2009, 09:24 PM	#57 (permalink)
Banana Tits Tanana Bits Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 56 Internets: 3328	Ninjaman Your santa says your gift will arrive on the 24th and he would like to know if you will be in your dwelling on this day?

12-21-2009, 10:12 PM	#59 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	This nigga

12-21-2009, 10:22 PM	#62 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,725 Internets: 311447	Problem with this: We're all assholes. So I could login and say, "Hey DD, I decided not to get you a gift. Sorry." Then DD's santa would get on and say, "NO, I didn't say that!" Then I would log in again and say, "Yes I did!". Or someone that doesn't have any business in this thread (non participator) would use it. Someone like f3lix.

12-24-2009, 03:22 PM	#69 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	Those pies are world famous and made at the BBQ place 100 feet outside my front door. I'm not even a pecan pie kinda guy, but that stuff is right up there on best pies I've had. Lemme know what you think.

12-24-2009, 03:58 PM	#70 (permalink)
ninjaface Level 20 Holothetan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Space Posts: 5,245 Internets: 210144	Should I refrigerate that or would it be fine until tomorrow?

12-24-2009, 04:39 PM	#71 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	I think it'll be fine for a little while but never hurts to refrigerate all else being equal.

12-25-2009, 08:46 AM	#72 (permalink)
Dent Lost in Hilbert Spice Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Surrounded by knaves and fools Posts: 3,519 Internets: 183146	I opened my secret santa present to discover two books, one titled 'The MARMITE Cookbook' and another '100 YEARS OF WOLVERHAMPTON'S AIRPORTS' Awesome gift, I'll pass them straight onto my brother. Very nice wrapping too GWB, you clearly spent a couple extra quid getting some loser store clerk to wrap this shit, right? Pics soon, got a Canon 500D DSLR that I want to use. Thanks secret santa!

12-30-2009, 12:29 AM	#73 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	I returned home from Indiana today to find the following package waiting on me: I opened to find the following contents: I believe that is supposed to be Jesus Christ chained up in a padlock. I presume the key I received in one my cards earlier will free Jesus. I'm still debating on whether or not I will let him go. Now let's open that package. Holy jumping titties, it's the Men Are Better Than Women book. What makes this even more crazy is that no less than four hours ago while I was on my flight home, I thought about how I should buy that book. It's not like I think about this book every day, either. In fact, when I thought about MABTW today it went something like "oh shit... I totally forgot about that site. I should get that book." Bam... it's in a box for me when I get home. Pretty god damned eerie. Come forth Santa so that I might drench you in posrep web points. My suspicion is that it is DDT, though I am not 100% certain.

12-30-2009, 12:52 AM	#74 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	ftr why hasnt dick masterson updated in like a year?
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

12-30-2009, 01:09 AM	#75 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,725 Internets: 311447	Wow! Looks like your Santa went to quite a bit of effort. +++ for good effort. Why would you not unleash Jesus if the Santa specifically gave you a key?

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