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Orgazmo · 02-27-2011, 03:27 AM

did you guys know that kings and princes used to save their semen. they would fuck women, but not cum simply because it was considered a great act to make a prince cum. therefore, they would fuck bitches and save their semen.

if you made the prince cum, you were the king bitch.

the king bitch earned the finest ham in all of the land. in most all of the cases, it was honey baked and spiral cut. they used a special knife to slice the ham. the knife was then called a 'spurliegaut'. they're rare nowadays. there was one of pawn stars the other day. they paid $350 for it and got it.

everything in the paragraph before this one is made up. though i wish it weren't.

Repugnant Abomination · 02-27-2011, 04:37 AM

I wish it weren't too

angry pancake · 02-27-2011, 11:44 AM

You had me until spiral sliced.

vaga1220 * · 02-27-2011, 12:41 PM

First you lie about kremlin being dead. Now your lying about ham? I don't know if I can ever trust anything you say anymore.

Ironic Mustache · 03-08-2011, 11:55 PM

I'm going to save this thread with a true bit of wisdom.

Repugnant Abomination · 03-09-2011, 06:04 AM

Good thing you were here to save this thread. Whew.

DDTempest · 03-09-2011, 09:24 AM

That was a close one guys ... a little too close

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 03-09-2011, 08:03 PM

spurliegaut

02-27-2011, 03:27 AM	#1 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,726 Internets: 311447	lamb skin condom did you guys know that kings and princes used to save their semen. they would fuck women, but not cum simply because it was considered a great act to make a prince cum. therefore, they would fuck bitches and save their semen. if you made the prince cum, you were the king bitch. the king bitch earned the finest ham in all of the land. in most all of the cases, it was honey baked and spiral cut. they used a special knife to slice the ham. the knife was then called a 'spurliegaut'. they're rare nowadays. there was one of pawn stars the other day. they paid $350 for it and got it. everything in the paragraph before this one is made up. though i wish it weren't.

02-27-2011, 12:41 PM	#4 (permalink)
vaga1220 * *Dislikes ham Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: HELL 666 Posts: 1,518 Internets: 60790	First you lie about kremlin being dead. Now your lying about ham? I don't know if I can ever trust anything you say anymore.
	Putting the sensual in non-consensual.

03-08-2011, 11:55 PM	#5 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	I'm going to save this thread with a true bit of wisdom.
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

03-09-2011, 08:03 PM	#8 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,350 Internets: 290966	spurliegaut
	#YOLO

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Repugnant Abomination Almost there... Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 5,979 Internets: 164547	I wish it weren't too

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Repugnant Abomination Almost there... Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 5,979 Internets: 164547	Good thing you were here to save this thread. Whew.