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angry pancake · 12-22-2011, 07:02 PM

I believe all gifts are at least in transit except for those destined for jmoney, fruit, and AP. Three of you have great disappointment potential.

ninjaface · 12-22-2011, 07:53 PM

Yeah, hurry it up.

Ugly Bastard · 12-23-2011, 12:19 PM

Not much of a secret anymore.

Plowing ahead.

For... for me?!

Getting shitfaced thanks to AP's generosity while opening.

Quite a haul. Gift wrapped too!

Shit yes. The Art of War!

My own Christmas ham!

Promising start...

Fantasy puzzle... sweet!

Holy crap four movies in one disc. Christmas miracle!

More alcohol, sweet day!

Helping clear up an age-old ginger FAQ one double XL shirt at a time.

Holy buttsecks definitely saved the best for last... a Gameboy with Mario Kart!

What a haul! Not pictured: Blaxplotation DVD combo pack which my jungle fever female friend was carefully inspecting.

Let's get into that Christmas Ham, shall we?

As delicious a Christmas Ham as I've tasted.

THANK YOU IRONIC MUSTACHE FOR THE BADASS SECRET SANTA GIFT!

DDTempest · 12-23-2011, 12:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ugly Bastard

Not much of a secret anymore.

Plowing ahead.

For... for me?!

Getting shitfaced thanks to AP's generosity while opening.

Quite a haul. Gift wrapped too!

Shit yes. The Art of War!

My own Christmas ham!

Promising start...

Fantasy puzzle... sweet!

Holy crap four movies in one disc. Christmas miracle!

More alcohol, sweet day!

Helping clear up an age-old ginger FAQ one double XL shirt at a time.

Holy buttsecks definitely saved the best for last... a Gameboy with Mario Kart!

What a haul! Not pictured: Blaxplotation DVD combo pack which my jungle fever female friend was carefully inspecting.

Let's get into that Christmas Ham, shall we?

As delicious a Christmas Ham as I've tasted.

THANK YOU IRONIC MUSTACHE FOR THE BADASS SECRET SANTA GIFT!

fixed that for you

Ugly Bastard · 12-23-2011, 12:29 PM

Thank you sir, but it wasn't necessary!

DDTempest · 12-23-2011, 03:04 PM

My biggest disappointment is that we didn't put the puzzle together ...

Secret Fucking Santa · 12-23-2011, 04:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Secret Fucking Santa

f3lix: YOUR PACKAGE HAS ARRIVED.

Quote:

Originally Posted by f3lix

Thank you, Santa. I just got it and will post tomorrow with my opening!

f3lix: ITS BEEN 2 DAYS. GET ON WITH IT!

Ironic Mustache · 12-23-2011, 04:59 PM

Sorry for the lack of anononymity but UPS fucked me by putting my name on the label anyway.

f3lix · 12-23-2011, 09:49 PM

Since I was at the nubblies gathering when my gift arrived at my doorstep, I had to hope 24 hours in the cold wouldn't hurt it. It looks very compact.

What's this... a note?

It reads:

Dear, precious, little f3lix:

This is your Secret Santa. I desperately hope this package arrives in time to aid you in your marital plans. If, by some miracle, you aren't already married by the time this arrives, I would be truly amazed. Your gifts include everything you need to plan that perfect wedding you've always dreamed of (see book + hat). In case you have not yet found the waitress of your dreams, I have also included everything you need to get through tough times ahead (see bottle of forget juice, masturbation material, and a luxurious hand towel for cleanup).

Merry X-Mas, Asshole

Love, Santa

How nice.

Inside we have some very nice packaging.

Santa even stuffed a box with nothing in it, but only used to assist with stability!

I sure hope this is a huuuuuuge dildo.

Nope... but I can still use it as one.

Another novelty gift.

Now this is what I'm talkin about!

Comes with a DVD, too!

Each month has been altered in some way.

I found the original retail price of $19.95 knocked down to $1. Nice grab, Santa!

Overall...

Good theming, sir!

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 12-24-2011, 07:43 PM

The girl colored in black by pen is what made me finally bust up.

Secret Fucking Santa · 12-25-2011, 12:55 PM

Hey FC, Santa wants to know what you got for christmas you naughty sonofabitch!

Orgazmo · 12-25-2011, 03:06 PM

I returned from a family Christmas to find a curious package on my step!

I think I know the name in the return address. Unless there's some trickery afoot, I believe Repug may be my SS. OH THE EXCITEMENT!

I ripped the tape and opened the lid to find...

!

The dog eagerly came to my side, sensing and sharing my excitement.

Closer examination yielded a flurry of goods, including:

A card:

inside:

What a merry sentiment.

A couple of God of War figurines. The likes of Kratos

and Hades

to be exact.

Also, a very inappropriate book:

I went to the bookmarked page to find:

Aw, hey man, don't get me wrong... To me the ENTIRE HUMAN RACE is nothin' but a bunch of fuckin' niggers...

I immediately read the entire book.

While I did this, the box was repurposed:

Nice haul.

Thanks, SANTA!!!

thekremlin · 12-25-2011, 03:39 PM

Wait, did secret santa give you a cat????

Orgazmo · 12-25-2011, 10:32 PM

angry pancake · 12-26-2011, 12:03 AM

I guess it's okay to fess up that AP was DDTempest's secret santa. If it wasn't already figured out.

Repugnant Abomination · 12-28-2011, 04:46 PM

My gift has arrived!

But I'm on my lunch break, so I'll have to post the pictures later tonight when I have more time.

j money · 12-28-2011, 06:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by angry pancake

I believe all gifts are at least in transit except for those destined for jmoney, fruit, and AP. Three of you have great disappointment potential.

Where the hell is our secret santa shit Santa?

Orgazmo · 12-28-2011, 11:48 PM

F3LIX HAS HIS SECRET SANTEE'S GIFT AS HIS HOUSE RIGHT NOW BUT WON'T SEND IT BECAUSE HE'S A CUNT.

FUCK THAT GUY

CAPITAL LETTERS.

angry pancake · 12-28-2011, 11:58 PM

AP's gift from secret santa will go into the Trinity river if received after Jan 1.

SittinOnDubsWGW · 12-30-2011, 02:11 AM

haha. That would be pretty sweet.

Dear secret santa, for sucking (but not quite as bad as shaw did), I decided that I'd rather just chuck your present into the fucking river. -Love AP.

thekremlin · 12-30-2011, 04:55 AM

Oh, hi, nubblites, I didn't see you there. Come on in, join me in opening up my hannukah presents!

1) A Santa card. LISTEN, secret moses, I'm JEWISH, I don't celebrate christmas. GOD DAMMIT! Pay attention!

2) On the inside of the card, I've been put in my place. Religously, I mean culturally, shamed. Notice this is PRINTED in the card, not handwritten. I didn't even know they made cards like this. And what do you mean "you people"?

3) Some nice warmup presents, including patriots pens and red sox mardi-gras beads. Excellent.

4) Wow, secret moses, how'd you know I had recently discovered diving? And that my favorite singer was seal? And that I strive to be a badass motherfucker like Bruce?

5) Wowowowowwoowowowowow!!!!!! Judaism's two favorite superheroes, Moses and Batman!!! I'm going to keep them in their case so they accrue value! Fuck that, I'm gonna play with them!!!!!

6) And the pinnacle of my christmas gift, which I will absolutely put into use tomorrow night! It's nerdy. But also fucking cool. JUST LIKE ME!!!!!!!!

Thank you secret santa, you have taught me the true meaning of christmas. I love you. I hope you catch like a million mexicans in 2012. You're wonderful and smart and handsome.

thekremlin · 12-30-2011, 05:19 AM

Moses: "Thou shalt not kill."
Batman: (In a gravelly voice) "Though the criminals in the night carry pistols and knives, I will rely on my fists and wits. Criminals are a cowardly and suspicious lot. Every time a woman screams, I will be there. Every time an innocent citizen is robbed or raped, I will be there. Waiting. In the night.
Moses: "Covet not thy neighbor's wife."

Secret Fucking Santa · 12-31-2011, 02:35 PM

HO HO HO HO HO

SANTA HAS A MESSAGE FOR... ANGRY PANCAKE!

I was hoping you would DIE before the new year, but since you didnt, I sent your shit a few days ago. Please don't die before it gets there, it cost a lot to ship a dead body to Texas.

HO HO HO HO HO cocksuckers, you're all cocksuckers.

j money · 12-31-2011, 10:42 PM

well obviously my Santa gave me nothing but much dissapoinment this year. After much anticipation and excitement for participating in my first secret santa I am extremely disgusted by my santas effort. If you are my santa please send me my gift asap so I can burn it. Thanks.

angry pancake · 01-03-2012, 04:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Repugnant Abomination

My gift has arrived!

But I'm on my lunch break, so I'll have to post the pictures later tonight when I have more time.

Longest fucking lunch break ever.

Quote:

Originally Posted by j money

well obviously my Santa gave me nothing but much dissapoinment this year. After much anticipation and excitement for participating in my first secret santa I am extremely disgusted by my santas effort. If you are my santa please send me my gift asap so I can burn it. Thanks.

Same here. It's pretty clear that this year was a miserable fail. Maybe this should be the end of the nubblies secret santa. No gift for AP. If one ever arrives it's going into the trinity river. No fake burning. I hope to get a glorious picture of the shit floating down stream.

12-23-2011, 12:19 PM	#103 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	Not much of a secret anymore. Plowing ahead. For... for me?! Getting shitfaced thanks to AP's generosity while opening. Quite a haul. Gift wrapped too! Shit yes. The Art of War! My own Christmas ham! Promising start... Fantasy puzzle... sweet! Holy crap four movies in one disc. Christmas miracle! More alcohol, sweet day! Helping clear up an age-old ginger FAQ one double XL shirt at a time. Holy buttsecks definitely saved the best for last... a Gameboy with Mario Kart! What a haul! Not pictured: Blaxplotation DVD combo pack which my jungle fever female friend was carefully inspecting. Let's get into that Christmas Ham, shall we? As delicious a Christmas Ham as I've tasted. THANK YOU IRONIC MUSTACHE FOR THE BADASS SECRET SANTA GIFT!
	Last edited by Ugly Bastard; 12-23-2011 at 12:28 PM.

12-23-2011, 04:59 PM	#108 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	Sorry for the lack of anononymity but UPS fucked me by putting my name on the label anyway.
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

12-24-2011, 07:43 PM	#110 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,350 Internets: 290966	The girl colored in black by pen is what made me finally bust up.
	#YOLO

12-25-2011, 12:55 PM	#111 (permalink)
Secret Fucking Santa Ho Ho Ho, Hoes Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: North Pole Posts: 62 Internets: 3709	Hey FC, Santa wants to know what you got for christmas you naughty sonofabitch!
	Ho, Ho, Ho motherfuckers.

12-25-2011, 10:32 PM	#114 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,725 Internets: 311447	Yes.

12-22-2011, 07:53 PM	#102 (permalink)
ninjaface Level 20 Holothetan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Space Posts: 5,245 Internets: 210144	Yeah, hurry it up.

12-23-2011, 12:29 PM	#105 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	Thank you sir, but it wasn't necessary!

12-23-2011, 09:49 PM	#109 (permalink)
f3lix Gangnam Style Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: DH's Massage Parlor Posts: 6,383 Internets: 213510	Since I was at the nubblies gathering when my gift arrived at my doorstep, I had to hope 24 hours in the cold wouldn't hurt it. It looks very compact. What's this... a note? It reads: Dear, precious, little f3lix: This is your Secret Santa. I desperately hope this package arrives in time to aid you in your marital plans. If, by some miracle, you aren't already married by the time this arrives, I would be truly amazed. Your gifts include everything you need to plan that perfect wedding you've always dreamed of (see book + hat). In case you have not yet found the waitress of your dreams, I have also included everything you need to get through tough times ahead (see bottle of forget juice, masturbation material, and a luxurious hand towel for cleanup). Merry X-Mas, Asshole Love, Santa How nice. Inside we have some very nice packaging. Santa even stuffed a box with nothing in it, but only used to assist with stability! I sure hope this is a huuuuuuge dildo. Nope... but I can still use it as one. Another novelty gift. Now this is what I'm talkin about! Comes with a DVD, too! Each month has been altered in some way. I found the original retail price of $19.95 knocked down to $1. Nice grab, Santa! Overall... Good theming, sir!

12-25-2011, 03:06 PM	#112 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,725 Internets: 311447	I returned from a family Christmas to find a curious package on my step! I think I know the name in the return address. Unless there's some trickery afoot, I believe Repug may be my SS. OH THE EXCITEMENT! I ripped the tape and opened the lid to find... ! The dog eagerly came to my side, sensing and sharing my excitement. Closer examination yielded a flurry of goods, including: A card: inside: What a merry sentiment. A couple of God of War figurines. The likes of Kratos and Hades to be exact. Also, a very inappropriate book: I went to the bookmarked page to find: Aw, hey man, don't get me wrong... To me the ENTIRE HUMAN RACE is nothin' but a bunch of fuckin' niggers... I immediately read the entire book. While I did this, the box was repurposed: Nice haul. Thanks, SANTA!!!

12-28-2011, 04:46 PM	#116 (permalink)
Repugnant Abomination Almost there... Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 5,979 Internets: 164547	My gift has arrived! But I'm on my lunch break, so I'll have to post the pictures later tonight when I have more time.

12-28-2011, 11:48 PM	#118 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,725 Internets: 311447	F3LIX HAS HIS SECRET SANTEE'S GIFT AS HIS HOUSE RIGHT NOW BUT WON'T SEND IT BECAUSE HE'S A CUNT. FUCK THAT GUY CAPITAL LETTERS.

12-30-2011, 02:11 AM	#120 (permalink)
SittinOnDubsWGW I make bad decisions. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: The Desert Posts: 3,018 Internets: 108015	haha. That would be pretty sweet. Dear secret santa, for sucking (but not quite as bad as shaw did), I decided that I'd rather just chuck your present into the fucking river. -Love AP.

12-30-2011, 04:55 AM	#121 (permalink)
thekremlin Don't call me Shirley Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: London Posts: 3,271 Internets: 220249	Oh, hi, nubblites, I didn't see you there. Come on in, join me in opening up my hannukah presents! 1) A Santa card. LISTEN, secret moses, I'm JEWISH, I don't celebrate christmas. GOD DAMMIT! Pay attention! 2) On the inside of the card, I've been put in my place. Religously, I mean culturally, shamed. Notice this is PRINTED in the card, not handwritten. I didn't even know they made cards like this. And what do you mean "you people"? 3) Some nice warmup presents, including patriots pens and red sox mardi-gras beads. Excellent. 4) Wow, secret moses, how'd you know I had recently discovered diving? And that my favorite singer was seal? And that I strive to be a badass motherfucker like Bruce? 5) Wowowowowwoowowowowow!!!!!! Judaism's two favorite superheroes, Moses and Batman!!! I'm going to keep them in their case so they accrue value! Fuck that, I'm gonna play with them!!!!! 6) And the pinnacle of my christmas gift, which I will absolutely put into use tomorrow night! It's nerdy. But also fucking cool. JUST LIKE ME!!!!!!!! Thank you secret santa, you have taught me the true meaning of christmas. I love you. I hope you catch like a million mexicans in 2012. You're wonderful and smart and handsome.

12-31-2011, 02:35 PM	#123 (permalink)
Secret Fucking Santa Ho Ho Ho, Hoes Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: North Pole Posts: 62 Internets: 3709	HO HO HO HO HO SANTA HAS A MESSAGE FOR... ANGRY PANCAKE! I was hoping you would DIE before the new year, but since you didnt, I sent your shit a few days ago. Please don't die before it gets there, it cost a lot to ship a dead body to Texas. HO HO HO HO HO cocksuckers, you're all cocksuckers.
	Ho, Ho, Ho motherfuckers.

12-31-2011, 10:42 PM	#124 (permalink)
j money Long Live Dixie Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 170 Internets: 47190	well obviously my Santa gave me nothing but much dissapoinment this year. After much anticipation and excitement for participating in my first secret santa I am extremely disgusted by my santas effort. If you are my santa please send me my gift asap so I can burn it. Thanks.

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