Secret Santa 2k11

[Orgazmo]

As soon as one of you has a gift that arrives after March 16th as your Not So Secret Santa makes terrible excuses to you and the entire board, you will have my sympathy. Until then, nyet.

[THEINCREDIBLEdork]

expose the santas plz

[Orgazmo]

These are my best guesses for what has been posted thus far (except for FC, who hasn't posted his yet but I know who his Santa is because his package is in my house). The only question marks are f3lix's Santa, which I believe could be UB or Ninja.



Everyone who has the info to post their shit and hasn't (at least Repug and FC): Post your shit.

Everyone else: Wtf?

[Ugly Bastard]

I'm pretty amazed that you took the time to do that.

[Orgazmo]

Especially when I could simply log into Tits' account and look at private messages.

But, alas, I'm a man bound by my morals. I cannot abuse powers, even if it means saving 15 minutes.

[THEINCREDIBLEdork]

I'm assuming we're all in agreement that Fruit and F3lix are the delinquents, correct?

[DJ FC]

J Money got me some kickass stuff. Including a Chess book that my grandma gave me when I was like 8.

[DDTempest]

Originally Posted by DJ FC

J Money got me some kickass stuff. Including a Chess book that my grandma gave me when I was like 8.

To me, it seems like you are a nigger.

Exhibit A: WHERE IS THE FUCKING PHOTO WRITE-UP YOU LAZY PIECE OF SHIT!?

P.S. You still in the states? I am off work now if you and Gaz are just hanging out.

[DJ FC]

Gaz has pictures. He has the gift.

[j money]

Post the goddame Pics FC! Santa was very dissapointed that you never received your gift. Perhaps the most gracious orgazmo can safeguard the non edible/drinkable portion (although I do not suggest drinking the Georgia Moon to anyone) so you can have christmas in July (or whenever you return stateside) cheers you little christmas elf!

[DDTempest]

Originally Posted by DJ FC

Gaz has pictures. He has the gift.

And the other question I asked sir?

[Orgazmo]

FC is not here.

The gift came after he left Indy. I took it to Warsaw, but FC and I's free time didn't align while I was up there, so it couldn't be delivered.

I do have pictures, but I've also provided them to FC to try to provide the opening experience to him.

I'm happy to post the pictures if he doesn't want to.

I'm also happy to preserve the gift (or specific parts of it, if requested) for when FC returns.

[Ugly Bastard]

How did London Money™ not just give you some loot to have it shipped to him?

[angry pancake]

The package from Fishers, Indiana has arrived. The best part was the back part of the note that pertained to Buffalo Wild Wings franchises. The rest was simply trash anyway. Pics soon.

I guess this is actually the West Fork of the Trinity River


And this is what it looks like under the bridge. It's a lovely day to go to the river.



The box resting on the north bank of the Trinity River. AP didn't give a shit enough about if the box was upside down or not.



The trash.



It floats!!!!!!!!!!



Floating on down the river!


Another angle of the floater


The box contained vinyl records, a clock radio of some sorts, a video cassette tape -could've been a beta max for all I know, maybe a couple of other things. I didn't really check it out. I think it was supposed to be a joke of some sort about AP being old. But if so it wasn't well played, boner pills and large print books would've been funnier and more concise. There was a note that I didn't read that might've explained the connection. But it looked more like somebody just dug around in their grandmother's closet for trash.

Not only was my secret santa tardy, he/she also did a tremendously shitty job. This make the playboy subscription last year look awesome.

[Orgazmo]

Who of you will come forward to claim this as your gift?

[THEINCREDIBLEdork]

Come forward, you foul knave.

[Ugly Bastard]

LOLOL!! That is hilarious. I'd be so pissed looking at those pics had it been the gift I sent.

[angry pancake]

Originally Posted by Ugly Bastard

LOLOL!! That is hilarious. I'd be so pissed looking at those pics had it been the gift I sent.

Wait, it wasn't you? Okay, now this awkward.

[Orgazmo]

I'm going to officially cast a ballot toward f3lix.

[angry pancake]

Originally Posted by Orgazmo

I'm going to officially cast a ballot toward f3lix.

That would be my guess based on your earlier post.

Also guessing Fruit was the Secret Santa of JMoney. Did fruit forget about secret santa and nubblies altogether?

[DJ FC]

Originally Posted by Ugly Bastard

How did London Money™ not just give you some loot to have it shipped to him?

I was worried about the consequences of shipping a package internationally without knowing the contents. Just seemed irresponsible and could lead to one of those "how could somebody be so stupid to do that," type scenarios. If it's not mine, I will not export/import it because I am not willing to bear the risk.

[Ugly Bastard]

DJ FC, requesting that you make a request to have your name changed to London Money™. Thanks.

[thekremlin]

Moses likes to stick his staff up his ass while he jerks it.

This picture is best if you look into his eyes.

[SittinOnDubsWGW]

HAHAHAHA!!

[ninjaface]

Twas me that Santeed all over f3lix. Complete the table.