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vaga1220 * · 12-06-2011, 02:27 PM

Any news on who the mma fighter was? All I've found is he's a Romanian with the first name "Justin" And he actually does fight for the UFC.

Also, how is it that "MMA" worked in a self defense situation? All the RBSD nerds and TMA fags say that mma is only a sport with rules no less. I guess all the krav maga kikes and aikido hentai lovers were wrong?

Mr. Blonde · 12-06-2011, 02:49 PM

I don't know what you're talking about and it seems to be some kind of "insider" reference, but in general guys who train by beating the shit out of each other are also good at beating the shit out of regular people.

vaga1220 * · 12-06-2011, 02:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Blonde

but in general guys who train by beating the shit out of each other are also good at beating the shit out of regular people.

You're smarter than 90% of martial artists.

angry pancake · 12-06-2011, 05:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Blonde

I don't know what you're talking about and it seems to be some kind of "insider" reference, but in general guys who train by beating the shit out of each other are also good at beating the shit out of regular people.

Pull guard on concrete and chances are good your head gets cracked open. MMA now has so many rules that a Pat Smith type from the early days probably could compete if he learned just a little ground game.

angry pancake · 12-06-2011, 06:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vaga1220

Any news on who the mma fighter was? All I've found is he's a Romanian with the first name "Justin" And he actually does fight for the UFC.

Also, how is it that "MMA" worked in a self defense situation? All the RBSD nerds and TMA fags say that mma is only a sport with rules no less. I guess all the krav maga kikes and aikido hentai lovers were wrong?

The only Justin I could think of is Justin Robbins who fights out of Illinois. That's a wild ass guess.

Mr. Blonde · 12-06-2011, 06:13 PM

People who are saying that MMA is the best possible self-defense method in the entire universe:

0

People who are saying that having MMA training experience leaves one with a significantly better chance of defending themselves than your average person:

Vaga
Blonde

People who disagree with the above statement:

All faggots

There are really only 3 categories here, guys.

ninjaface · 12-06-2011, 06:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Blonde

People who are saying that MMA is the best possible self-defense method in the entire universe:

0

People who are saying that having MMA training experience leaves one with a significantly better chance of defending themselves than your average person:

Vaga
Blonde

People who disagree with the above statement:

All faggots

There are really only 3 categories here, guys.

Wrong. You forgot the 4th category.

Frank Stallone:

Mr. Blonde · 12-12-2011, 07:19 PM

Beijing air goes from 'hazardous' to off the charts, literally | The Observers

When I arrived in Beijing it was only slightly better than this, visually. I convinced myself it was just a foggy day or something but it just seemed so...unnatural. It lasted pretty much the entire week so it was definitely smog.

Sucks too, because I would really like to live/work in Beijing at one point.

Repugnant Abomination · 12-12-2011, 07:46 PM

This is one of the main reasons I don't want to work in China at this point.

SittinOnDubsWGW · 12-13-2011, 02:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Blonde

Beijing air goes from 'hazardous' to off the charts, literally | The Observers

You only shared this link because of the headline,

Ironic Mustache · 12-13-2011, 08:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Blonde

Beijing air goes from 'hazardous' to off the charts, literally | The Observers
Sucks too, because I would really like to live/work in Beijing at one point.

I didn't spend a ton of time there, but I liked it too. Did you ever make it to Hong Kong? I fucked up and didn't go and now totally regret it.

Mr. Blonde · 12-13-2011, 09:06 PM

Nope. Still hope i'm able to go someday, though. I wouldn't mind working and living there for a while.

thekremlin · 01-05-2012, 10:05 AM

Naked man appears in French children's fashion shoot - Telegraph

ninjaface · 01-11-2012, 08:51 PM

BBC News - Amish men plead 'not guilty' to hair-cutting attacks

Gentlemen. What we have here is an Amish crime wave. I fully expect their next move is to target the non-Amish. It is very likely that they will set up small businesses that are simply fronts for their beard-cutting frenzy. It looks as though they are going to trick innocent, unsuspecting victims into letting them cut their beards. If that weren't bad enough, they will also fool those poor unfortunate citizens into paying them for it.

The Amish Mafia must be stopped. I suggest eliminating their main source of transportation: Horses. As gruesome as it may sound, we might be forced to kill all horses to make this nation safe again.

Ironic Mustache · 01-17-2012, 04:55 PM

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Originally Posted by ninjaface

BBC News - Amish men plead 'not guilty' to hair-cutting attacks
The Amish Mafia must be stopped. I suggest eliminating their main source of transportation: Horses. As gruesome as it may sound, we might be forced to kill all horses to make this nation safe again.

Obama is on top of it.

Beebs · 01-17-2012, 06:09 PM

Horse meat is a bit too sweet / gamey for my tastes.

ninjaface · 01-21-2012, 08:22 PM

The Great Horse Purge begins. BBC News - 22 show horses die in New Jersey barn fire

ninjaface · 02-11-2012, 07:04 PM

BBC News - HBO show Luck attacked over horse deaths

HBO doing their part.

f3lix · 02-11-2012, 09:43 PM

I've enjoyed Luck so far.

Saint DH · 02-26-2012, 06:40 PM

Now I have yet another reason to justify not having the Facebook app on my phone (other than the fact that I have no friends).

Facebook spies on phone users' text messages, report says | Fox News

DJ FC · 03-19-2012, 03:30 AM

Fabrice Muamba collapsed: Student Liam Stacey arrested for being 'racially offensive' on Twitter | Mail Online

I hope this becomes a bigger deal, nobody seems to think it's important at all. THE GUY WAS ARRESTED FOR WRITING ON TWITTER. What the fuck.

DDTempest · 03-19-2012, 10:37 AM

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Originally Posted by DJ FC

Fabrice Muamba collapsed: Student Liam Stacey arrested for being 'racially offensive' on Twitter | Mail Online

I hope this becomes a bigger deal, nobody seems to think it's important at all. THE GUY WAS ARRESTED FOR WRITING ON TWITTER. What the fuck.

So England doesn't have freedom of speech? That's rough.

Ugly Bastard · 03-19-2012, 02:54 PM

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Originally Posted by DJ FC

Fabrice Muamba collapsed: Student Liam Stacey arrested for being 'racially offensive' on Twitter | Mail Online

I hope this becomes a bigger deal, nobody seems to think it's important at all. THE GUY WAS ARRESTED FOR WRITING ON TWITTER. What the fuck.

Quote:

Swansea University student Liam Stacey, 21, today pleaded guilty to inciting racial hatred after writing ‘LOL [Laugh out loud]. **** Muamba. He’s dead!!! #haha.'
Stacey, from Pontypridd, south Wales, was warned he could face jail when he is sentenced next week - and was told he must stay off Twitter and other social networking websites as a condition of being released on bail.

That seems supremely fucked up. Some dumbass university student posts something juvenile on Twitter and gets arrested for it?! Astonishing.

ProfessorNumber · 03-24-2012, 11:01 AM

I want to be this man - Imgur

angry pancake · 03-25-2012, 09:35 AM

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Originally Posted by ProfessorNumber

I want to be this man - Imgur

Gotta be fake, like the onion or something. But still funny.

12-06-2011, 02:27 PM	#376 (permalink)
vaga1220 * *Dislikes ham Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: HELL 666 Posts: 1,518 Internets: 60790	Any news on who the mma fighter was? All I've found is he's a Romanian with the first name "Justin" And he actually does fight for the UFC. Also, how is it that "MMA" worked in a self defense situation? All the RBSD nerds and TMA fags say that mma is only a sport with rules no less. I guess all the krav maga kikes and aikido hentai lovers were wrong?
	Putting the sensual in non-consensual.

12-06-2011, 02:49 PM	#377 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	I don't know what you're talking about and it seems to be some kind of "insider" reference, but in general guys who train by beating the shit out of each other are also good at beating the shit out of regular people.
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

12-06-2011, 06:13 PM	#381 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	People who are saying that MMA is the best possible self-defense method in the entire universe: 0 People who are saying that having MMA training experience leaves one with a significantly better chance of defending themselves than your average person: Vaga Blonde People who disagree with the above statement: All faggots There are really only 3 categories here, guys.
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

03-19-2012, 03:30 AM	#396 (permalink)
DJ FC MURICAN Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Virginia Posts: 5,136 Internets: 253094	Fabrice Muamba collapsed: Student Liam Stacey arrested for being 'racially offensive' on Twitter \| Mail Online I hope this becomes a bigger deal, nobody seems to think it's important at all. THE GUY WAS ARRESTED FOR WRITING ON TWITTER. What the fuck.
	The basis of our governments being the opinion of the people, the very first object should be to keep that right; and were it left to me to decide whether we should have a government without newspapers, or newspapers without a government, I should not hesitate a moment to prefer the latter. But I should mean that every man should receive those papers and be capable of reading them.

03-24-2012, 11:01 AM	#399 (permalink)
ProfessorNumber Senior Member Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 1,215 Internets: 3373	I want to be this man - Imgur
	Smoke a cigarette and lie some more -- These conversations kill.

12-12-2011, 07:19 PM	#383 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	Beijing air goes from 'hazardous' to off the charts, literally \| The Observers When I arrived in Beijing it was only slightly better than this, visually. I convinced myself it was just a foggy day or something but it just seemed so...unnatural. It lasted pretty much the entire week so it was definitely smog. Sucks too, because I would really like to live/work in Beijing at one point.

12-12-2011, 07:46 PM	#384 (permalink)
Repugnant Abomination Almost there... Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 5,979 Internets: 164547	This is one of the main reasons I don't want to work in China at this point.

12-13-2011, 09:06 PM	#387 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	Nope. Still hope i'm able to go someday, though. I wouldn't mind working and living there for a while.

01-11-2012, 08:51 PM	#389 (permalink)
ninjaface Level 20 Holothetan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Space Posts: 5,245 Internets: 210144	BBC News - Amish men plead 'not guilty' to hair-cutting attacks Gentlemen. What we have here is an Amish crime wave. I fully expect their next move is to target the non-Amish. It is very likely that they will set up small businesses that are simply fronts for their beard-cutting frenzy. It looks as though they are going to trick innocent, unsuspecting victims into letting them cut their beards. If that weren't bad enough, they will also fool those poor unfortunate citizens into paying them for it. The Amish Mafia must be stopped. I suggest eliminating their main source of transportation: Horses. As gruesome as it may sound, we might be forced to kill all horses to make this nation safe again.

01-17-2012, 06:09 PM	#391 (permalink)
Beebs Poor Sport Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Indianapolis / Middlebury / Long Lake Posts: 5,306 Internets: 127341	Horse meat is a bit too sweet / gamey for my tastes.

01-21-2012, 08:22 PM	#392 (permalink)
ninjaface Level 20 Holothetan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Space Posts: 5,245 Internets: 210144	The Great Horse Purge begins. BBC News - 22 show horses die in New Jersey barn fire

02-11-2012, 07:04 PM	#393 (permalink)
ninjaface Level 20 Holothetan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Space Posts: 5,245 Internets: 210144	BBC News - HBO show Luck attacked over horse deaths HBO doing their part.

02-11-2012, 09:43 PM	#394 (permalink)
f3lix Gangnam Style Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: DH's Massage Parlor Posts: 6,383 Internets: 213510	I've enjoyed Luck so far.

02-26-2012, 06:40 PM	#395 (permalink)
Saint DH Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 6,147 Internets: 284753	Now I have yet another reason to justify not having the Facebook app on my phone (other than the fact that I have no friends). Facebook spies on phone users' text messages, report says \| Fox News

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