When I drive across the country, I am constantly reminded just how vast Earth is, just by seeing how much of "nothing" there is in just a 2000 mile span.

Thanks f3lix.

I fucked up my knee over the weekend by falling on some rocks this weekend. It wasn't. Even a big fall, but hit just right and it hurts like hell. I'm gonna have to take some time off lifting/mtb to let it heal :(

Whoever coined the phrase, "We're becoming a paperless society" is an asshole.

If anything, we're becoming a penless society, but we sure as shit aren't paperless.

I, alone, go through at least one ream of paper every month. Probably more like 3-4 reams.

That's probably much less than an accountant 10-20 years ago.

As a non-accountant, I go through around 4 sheets of paper/month, mostly just printing tickets to events.

He died a month ago if that helps.
Frederick Wilfrid Lancaster - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

I go through a case every month.

I have a case sitting my my printer. A good month, I go through 2 reams, a bad month, I go through 4. A bad month means printing off directions for vacations I'll never get to!

Edit : Kunt found
God's in his heaven, all's right with the world!

What a cheeky, cheeky fucking kunt.

I'm working with people who literally don't know how to add a favorite to their internet explorer.

Fuck I hate this place.

Rant of the day: The single biggest stress in my life is taxes.

(hahaha plebs)

Indiana liberals are the most useful idiots in the world.

I find it surprising that your marijuana consumption has not yet opened you up to the reality of the receptive, femine side of your being. The flower buds you smoke are literally plant vaginas; this is also how Mother Nature soothes the confused and territorial apes she has produced. The barriers that you perceive between yourselves and others are a hallucination; they keep you from living a complete and fulfilled life. I shall meditate upon your plight.

When people come around me, especially if they come to work, while knowingly sick and contagious, it makes me hate them so fucking much.

If I don't get sick I can usually brush it off.

If I get sick, I would seriously kill you if I could get away with it.

The problem with being sick is that, while you are sick, it's the worst thing in the world. I share your sentiment about hating those to potentially blame during this time (though, 90% of the time, I can't pinpoint where it came from unless it is my wife).

I think folks take being healthy for granted while they have it, and then realize how shitty life can be when they're sick.

Having cancer is worse.

Do you have cancer?

Ass cancer

Fuck man, I'm sorry to hear that.

Me too. I assume you also have ovarian cancer? Just based on your weight gain.

I have all over cancer.

I don't know what's going on exactly given Gaz's reactions so can somebody pls tell me what's going on pls

i really hope you don't actually have cancer

I don't think he actually has cancer.