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Iggy · 12-14-2003, 04:21 PM

so does anyone else have a problem with their roomate? i'm about to hurt something a lot because she pisses me off so damn much. everything about her annoys me. especially her damn boyfriend who she's on the phone with every second she is in here, or if she isn't on the phone with him... he's fucking here! i've had enough. finals are this week so i tried talking to her about it. she got all pissed off and just left the room. honestly. her and her boyfriend's shit are starting to effect me. they can't go ten minutes without fighting, so if i'm in here, i can't get anything done. i'm tired of being the one that leaves. i'm tired of him staying the fucking night but setting the alarm for five or six o'clock in the fucking morning so he can get up and go to work. i'm tired of getting up that early on my damn weekends! just because she is a theatre major and doesn't have any real work to do doesn't mean that she can't be considerate of me and my three hard ass-raping exams that start tomorrow. i'm fucking pissed.

Ugly Bastard · 12-14-2003, 04:51 PM

I feel your pain Iggy.

I too have a roommate who is a huge asshole. He never showers, usually comes back drunk and pees all over my stuff. This very moment I'm typing, my fingers are punching keys that are soaked in piss after he pissed all over my computer last night.

I would beat the shit out of him for it, but he's like twice my size, plus he's got a lot of friends with guns...so it's just not an avenue I wish to pursue.

I have a plan to get a rid of him soon though...

-Ugly Bastard

Combat Chuck · 12-14-2003, 05:21 PM

UB, that plan sounds.....intriguing.

I guess I'll be the first to say that I have no problem with my roommate. He's a cool guy, doesn't come back piss drunk (in fact, I don't think that either of us have ever been drunk in the room....but then again, I'm not always here, so....), he completely respects the fact that I also live here, and frankly, there's a fuckload of incredibly annoying people on this floor that I could have gotten stuck with, and so anything that I would consider annoying gets toned down by the fact that I could have been stuck with someone 40 times worse.

Now his opinion of me on the other hand....

tonguegina · 12-14-2003, 05:23 PM

I hear thee...

My roommate has his "guy friend" in here every fucking night. It's so disgusting. I have to yell at them every night because they want me to leave the room. They tell me it'll only take a minute or two, but the hell with that. Why don't they ever go to his place and leave me the fuck alone. I don't want their fag cooties all over the place.

Plus, they're always in the way when I bring my girlfriend up here. We just want to fuck, but since all they do is hang out in our room, no dice. We have to go to her place, and don't even get me started on her roommate.

I too have a plan to get rid of him soon...

Combat Chuck · 12-14-2003, 07:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by tonguegina:

Plus, they're always in the way when I bring my girlfriend up here. We just want to fuck, but since all they do is hang out in our room, no dice. We have to go to her place, and don't even get me started on her roommate.

WHAT!? WHEN DID YOU GET A GIRLFRIEND.....AND WHEN DID YOU START FUCKING HER!?

Gina....this is news!

BrassMonkees · 12-14-2003, 07:05 PM

if by "news" you mean "a fairy tale," then I believe you would be correct.

sim_flex_x · 12-14-2003, 07:29 PM

one of my roommates is great, the other one sucks. she's an inconsiderate bitch. But my other roommate and i formed an aliance this past weekend against her, so its all good [img]smile.gif[/img]

Iggy- keep me updated, and let me know when the fight goes down, i wanna be there to watch her cry

tonguegina · 12-14-2003, 08:17 PM

Yeah, we started going out towards the begining of the school year. I thought I'd mentioned that.

She likes the fact that I never shower and piss all over my roommate's stuff when I'm drunk. See, I'm twice his size, so he'd never say anything to me about it. Plus, I'm always showing him my friends' guns.

Ten to one says he never tries anything...

Pliedes · 12-14-2003, 08:22 PM

Iggy, you should switch rooms for the second semester.

My roommate was taken away by US soldiers last night. I mean, we were just sitting around drinking wiskey and talking about ruling the world. When we heard someone knocking on the door my roommate tried to bury himself in a hole... so yeah, I need a new roommate.

Combat Chuck · 12-14-2003, 08:53 PM

I'm free. Sort of. I mean, if I wasn't so fucking gullible and.....yeah, I'm too stupid to be your roommate.

BigDongedHoe · 12-14-2003, 10:43 PM

My roomate is a jew, he always fucks his bed at night and often times takes shits on the floor. He does everything you can imagine to annoy a person. I can't begin to tell you what a mother fucker this guy is. I mean that literally by the way, when his mom was up for "parents week-end" they slept in the same bed and I proceeded to hear squeeking and moaning.....I mean what the fuck that's ridiculous.

I have to talk about what he views on websites, things such as German feet tickling websites. The guy enjoys tickling feet by the way, he went over to our sweet mates room (my parents) and proceeded to tickle their feet.

This guy is obviously one sick son of a bitch, lets kill him.

[ December 15, 2003, 12:26 AM: Message edited by: BigDongedHoe ]

Orgazmo · 12-14-2003, 11:07 PM

Quote:

What BDH said

And since your room isn't shared...would that make the above a description of yourself?

[ December 14, 2003, 08:08 PM: Message edited by: Orgazmo ]

Pliedes · 12-14-2003, 11:10 PM

I love how we took a serious thread and turned it into tales of fiction and humor.

Orgazmo · 12-14-2003, 11:17 PM

Not only that, but the timely fashion in which it happened is something else. There was no hesitation. Quite remarkable.

Pliedes · 12-14-2003, 11:31 PM

We should be proud of ourselves.

Saint DH · 12-15-2003, 02:09 AM

My roommate and I spoon every night together before we go to sleep. We get along great. He washes my back for me sometimes, too.

Combat Chuck · 12-15-2003, 03:31 AM

I wish that I had Dirty Harry's roommate to wash my back too.

Pliedes · 12-15-2003, 03:39 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Combat Chuck:
I wish that I had Dirty Harry's roommate to wash my back too.

Bullshit, you're after the spooning.

Combat Chuck · 12-15-2003, 03:49 AM

......yish.

sim_flex_x · 12-15-2003, 11:37 AM

so i'm gonna kill my roommate by the end of the day
both of my roommates woke up around seven because they had an 8:00 final. "nice new jersey" wasn't going to wake up till about 7:45, but "kentucky wench" decided to set her alarm for 7 and wake EVERYONE up. So if that wasn't enough, she gets out of bed and sits at her desk and turn on her fucking desk lamp! this blinds me since my bed is RIGHT next to her desk, and pisses me off beyond belief, so i grab all of my covers and procede to attempt to suffocate myself. in between 7 and whenever the hell they left "kentucky wench" slammed the damn door more times than i can count, i will take her life if that doesn't stop. So then they FINALLY leave and i'm still awake. Why? Oh, "kentucky wench" thought it'd be fun to open the fucking blinds and leave them open after her departure. now, keep in mind if i did this to her, she'd be really pissed. So i have to get OUT OF BED and shut them. So then i go back to bed, its around 8 now so i try to get some more sleep before waking up to study for my chem final that i'm gonna fail. So I've calmed down from "kentucky wench" and i'm just starting to fall back asleep when two girls decide they want to shower (not together, at least i don't think...) but anyway, my room is right next to the bathroom, and they're in the showers fucking having a conversation! and of course its hard to hear one another, so they're yelling. I will take someone's life by the end of the day.

So I woke up about an hour before I planned, after not being able to fall asleep last night until around 3, and now i get to go study. oh well, at least it'll be quiet in the lounge, because if its not, someone's going down.

12-14-2003, 07:05 PM	#6 (permalink)
BrassMonkees Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: winona lake Posts: 840 Internets: 10	if by "news" you mean "a fairy tale," then I believe you would be correct.
	neither here nor there...

12-14-2003, 10:43 PM	#11 (permalink)
BigDongedHoe Sex Kitten Milf fuuucck Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Denver, CO Posts: 3,704 Internets: 55974	My roomate is a jew, he always fucks his bed at night and often times takes shits on the floor. He does everything you can imagine to annoy a person. I can't begin to tell you what a mother fucker this guy is. I mean that literally by the way, when his mom was up for "parents week-end" they slept in the same bed and I proceeded to hear squeeking and moaning.....I mean what the fuck that's ridiculous. I have to talk about what he views on websites, things such as German feet tickling websites. The guy enjoys tickling feet by the way, he went over to our sweet mates room (my parents) and proceeded to tickle their feet. This guy is obviously one sick son of a bitch, lets kill him. [ December 15, 2003, 12:26 AM: Message edited by: BigDongedHoe ]
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12-14-2003, 04:21 PM	#1 (permalink)
Iggy Junior Member Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: franktown tenny! Posts: 17 Internets: 10	so does anyone else have a problem with their roomate? i'm about to hurt something a lot because she pisses me off so damn much. everything about her annoys me. especially her damn boyfriend who she's on the phone with every second she is in here, or if she isn't on the phone with him... he's fucking here! i've had enough. finals are this week so i tried talking to her about it. she got all pissed off and just left the room. honestly. her and her boyfriend's shit are starting to effect me. they can't go ten minutes without fighting, so if i'm in here, i can't get anything done. i'm tired of being the one that leaves. i'm tired of him staying the fucking night but setting the alarm for five or six o'clock in the fucking morning so he can get up and go to work. i'm tired of getting up that early on my damn weekends! just because she is a theatre major and doesn't have any real work to do doesn't mean that she can't be considerate of me and my three hard ass-raping exams that start tomorrow. i'm fucking pissed.

12-14-2003, 04:51 PM	#2 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	I feel your pain Iggy. I too have a roommate who is a huge asshole. He never showers, usually comes back drunk and pees all over my stuff. This very moment I'm typing, my fingers are punching keys that are soaked in piss after he pissed all over my computer last night. I would beat the shit out of him for it, but he's like twice my size, plus he's got a lot of friends with guns...so it's just not an avenue I wish to pursue. I have a plan to get a rid of him soon though... -Ugly Bastard

12-14-2003, 05:21 PM	#3 (permalink)
Combat Chuck Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 2,063 Internets: 10	UB, that plan sounds.....intriguing. I guess I'll be the first to say that I have no problem with my roommate. He's a cool guy, doesn't come back piss drunk (in fact, I don't think that either of us have ever been drunk in the room....but then again, I'm not always here, so....), he completely respects the fact that I also live here, and frankly, there's a fuckload of incredibly annoying people on this floor that I could have gotten stuck with, and so anything that I would consider annoying gets toned down by the fact that I could have been stuck with someone 40 times worse. Now his opinion of me on the other hand....

12-14-2003, 05:23 PM	#4 (permalink)
tonguegina I like dirt. Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 2,861 Internets: 2790	I hear thee... My roommate has his "guy friend" in here every fucking night. It's so disgusting. I have to yell at them every night because they want me to leave the room. They tell me it'll only take a minute or two, but the hell with that. Why don't they ever go to his place and leave me the fuck alone. I don't want their fag cooties all over the place. Plus, they're always in the way when I bring my girlfriend up here. We just want to fuck, but since all they do is hang out in our room, no dice. We have to go to her place, and don't even get me started on her roommate. I too have a plan to get rid of him soon...

12-14-2003, 07:29 PM	#7 (permalink)
sim_flex_x Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: St. Pete Posts: 690 Internets: 10	one of my roommates is great, the other one sucks. she's an inconsiderate bitch. But my other roommate and i formed an aliance this past weekend against her, so its all good [img]smile.gif[/img] Iggy- keep me updated, and let me know when the fight goes down, i wanna be there to watch her cry

12-14-2003, 08:17 PM	#8 (permalink)
tonguegina I like dirt. Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 2,861 Internets: 2790	Yeah, we started going out towards the begining of the school year. I thought I'd mentioned that. She likes the fact that I never shower and piss all over my roommate's stuff when I'm drunk. See, I'm twice his size, so he'd never say anything to me about it. Plus, I'm always showing him my friends' guns. Ten to one says he never tries anything...

12-14-2003, 08:22 PM	#9 (permalink)
Pliedes Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Puget Sound Posts: 4,594 Internets: 1608	Iggy, you should switch rooms for the second semester. My roommate was taken away by US soldiers last night. I mean, we were just sitting around drinking wiskey and talking about ruling the world. When we heard someone knocking on the door my roommate tried to bury himself in a hole... so yeah, I need a new roommate.

12-14-2003, 08:53 PM	#10 (permalink)
Combat Chuck Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 2,063 Internets: 10	I'm free. Sort of. I mean, if I wasn't so fucking gullible and.....yeah, I'm too stupid to be your roommate.

12-14-2003, 11:10 PM	#13 (permalink)
Pliedes Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Puget Sound Posts: 4,594 Internets: 1608	I love how we took a serious thread and turned it into tales of fiction and humor.

12-14-2003, 11:17 PM	#14 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,725 Internets: 311447	Not only that, but the timely fashion in which it happened is something else. There was no hesitation. Quite remarkable.

12-14-2003, 11:31 PM	#15 (permalink)
Pliedes Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Puget Sound Posts: 4,594 Internets: 1608	We should be proud of ourselves.

12-15-2003, 02:09 AM	#16 (permalink)
Saint DH Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 6,147 Internets: 284753	My roommate and I spoon every night together before we go to sleep. We get along great. He washes my back for me sometimes, too.

12-15-2003, 03:31 AM	#17 (permalink)
Combat Chuck Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 2,063 Internets: 10	I wish that I had Dirty Harry's roommate to wash my back too.

12-15-2003, 03:49 AM	#19 (permalink)
Combat Chuck Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 2,063 Internets: 10	......yish.

12-15-2003, 11:37 AM	#20 (permalink)
sim_flex_x Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: St. Pete Posts: 690 Internets: 10	so i'm gonna kill my roommate by the end of the day both of my roommates woke up around seven because they had an 8:00 final. "nice new jersey" wasn't going to wake up till about 7:45, but "kentucky wench" decided to set her alarm for 7 and wake EVERYONE up. So if that wasn't enough, she gets out of bed and sits at her desk and turn on her fucking desk lamp! this blinds me since my bed is RIGHT next to her desk, and pisses me off beyond belief, so i grab all of my covers and procede to attempt to suffocate myself. in between 7 and whenever the hell they left "kentucky wench" slammed the damn door more times than i can count, i will take her life if that doesn't stop. So then they FINALLY leave and i'm still awake. Why? Oh, "kentucky wench" thought it'd be fun to open the fucking blinds and leave them open after her departure. now, keep in mind if i did this to her, she'd be really pissed. So i have to get OUT OF BED and shut them. So then i go back to bed, its around 8 now so i try to get some more sleep before waking up to study for my chem final that i'm gonna fail. So I've calmed down from "kentucky wench" and i'm just starting to fall back asleep when two girls decide they want to shower (not together, at least i don't think...) but anyway, my room is right next to the bathroom, and they're in the showers fucking having a conversation! and of course its hard to hear one another, so they're yelling. I will take someone's life by the end of the day. So I woke up about an hour before I planned, after not being able to fall asleep last night until around 3, and now i get to go study. oh well, at least it'll be quiet in the lounge, because if its not, someone's going down.