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Junior Member
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Warsaw
Posts: 14
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I hate foreign shop owners. Yes Habib, maybe piss poor service and attitude are welcome in Tel Aviv but not here.
I hate people who only respond to survey emails or send stupid forwards. I hate phone solicitors. I hate Abercrombie employees. I'm sorry your modeling career didn't work out. Now ring those fucking jeans up for me and wipe that look off your face. I hate parents who try to talk to their children like adults. Kids are overrated, if they don't listen smack them square in the ass and you'll be surprised how much better they hear. I hate the Political Correctness police. I'm sorry I'm not calling a midget a "little person". That term is reserved for something else. I hate players who thank Jesus when they score a touchdown. I hate girls who wear shirts like "If you're cute I'm single". I hate people who think the world is so much different since 9/11. Yes it is the world is different every day. Our reality is constantly changing. I hate people who think soccer is going to sweep America. I hate people who say. "If they want to live here they need to learn our language". I hate guys who wear visors. I hate gay guys who think they have a right to give straight guys fashion advice. Yes Ty, I know that aqua brings out my eyes, but I don’t want my damn eyes brought out, now go fuck yourself. I hate gay guys. I hate people who have "Honk for Jesus" bumper stickers. Or those jerk offs who stand in front of the convience clinic. I hate commercials that think because Tony Hawk or whoever is in them it makes their inferior product cool or hip. I hate people who try to define "cool or hip". I hate people who say "California this and California that". Have you ever even been there, blister? I hate white kids who try to pretend to be Eminem. I hate people who tip small. She makes $2.20 an hour, asshole, fork it over. I hate going to an R-Rated movie that I've really been looking forward to, and hardly be able to enjoy it, because some dumbass brought his six-year old to it, who is now kicking the back of my chair. I hate people who when asked what their favorite movie of all time is, reply with the words "Con Air". I hate Americans who try to act British by adding a "u" into some words, and speaking with an accent. It's "favorite" not "favourite", cock. I hate people who act unoriginal just for the sake of being unoriginal. I hate people who still mourn the death of Dale Earnhardt. I hate Americans who think their life sucks. Go live in Cambodia for year, flit. I hate anyone who drinks enough to the point of impairment, then gets in a driver's seat of a car. I hate anyone who thinks that their weekend isn't complete unless they get "wasted". I hate rich kids who try to convince me that they pay for their own car. Three hours a week caddying at Stonehenge can't buy a Beemer, rooster. I hate anyone who attaches their cell phone to a clip on their belt buckle. I hate anyone who thinks "Emo" is god's gift to music. I hate anyone who genuinely thinks that a Warsaw-based band might "make it". I hate people who say "all children are special" or "so perceptive". I'm sure that booger-eating moron of yours has all of life's questions answered. I hate people who mess up famous quotes. I hate people who wear camouflage. I hate people who quote the bible in arguments. I hate people who don't like any music made before 1990. I hate anyone who thinks a teenage punk band is good. I hate people who are on food stamps but have cable or satellite. I hate people who assume where you live equates to how happy you will be. I hate people who after reading one book think they're worth talking to. I hate people who think they're better than someone for ANY reason. You may be smarter, stronger, whatever, not better; you're just as flawed as anyone. I hate people who talk and insert breaks or emphasis at the wrong parts of words. I hate girls who think a guy is attractive simply because he has an accent. I hate girls think they're god's gift. Chances are you're too skinny and by looking at your mom in the future you'll be too fat. I hate "touchy feely" people. I hate the words, moist, plutonic, and normalcy. Normalcy is not a word. At least it never was. I hate people who don't ask questions. I hate people who don't have the balls to say they have a problem with me. I hate arts and crafts. I hate people who don't pay back debts in a timely fashion. I hate when people think I'm pissed. I'm sorry I’m not shallow and don’t have a smile plastered on my face all the time. I hate being "such a good friend" sometimes. I hate people who are always offering me something to drink. I have a mouth, if it gets thirsty, I’ll use it to tell you such. I hate guys who objectify women I know. I hate girls who think bj's are like handshakes. I hate corporate America. I hate girls who lie about the stuff they’ve done with guys, as if not everyone knows already. I hate the music industry. I hate people who are ready to tell you about how they're life was changed by Jesus, a movie, chocolate, whatever. I hate girl power or girl empowerment music. I hate political pundits who are smug and unable to compromise. I hate anyone who NOW thinks about getting Chinesse letters tattooed on them. How novel? Maybe you can get some barbed wire on your arm. I hate people who refers to a race as "those people". I hate guys who order exotic drinks to sound cool. I hate girls with "crazy eyes". I hate people who are stupid enough to think that Germans are bad people simply because 60 years ago, Hitler was German. I hate fat people who pretend that the reason they're fat is a thyroid problem. Right. I think it's more of a "I love Big Macs and Pepperoni Pizza" problem. I hate people try to witness all the time. Pushing something on someone is only going to push them away, try pulling them to you by setting a good example and shutting your damn mouth, hippie. I hate people who are serious when they say “I want to over throw the US Government”. I hate girls who need the affection of guys to feel validated. I hate old people who demand respect. It's earned not accrued over time. I hate girls who expect to be treated like equals, and then want me to hold the door open for them. Pick one bitch, equality, or special treatment. I hate guys who treat girls exactly how they want to be treated. I hate anyone who feels entitled to something. I hate people who feel like when they were wronged it was meant solely for them. I hate people who derive all their knowledge from Oprah or Dr. Phil. News flash. Dr. Phil is an asshole. I hate people who like counterculture occurrences just to be different. I hate people who are always Anti-US. Put down the bong and the acoustic and get the hell out. I hate people who are always Pro-US. Because of people like you is why every nutjob east of the Atlantic wants to turn the US into a parking lot. I hate stand up comedians who use any sort of prop or do a Jack Nicholson impersonation. I hate guys who think they could kick my ass and weigh about 40 lbs. I hate guys who talk about working out all the time, and think they're a tough guy. You can bench 400 hundred pounds? Well that must suck to know I can still kick your ass. I hate super Christians, i.e. Grace Guys. I hate guys who don't have at least a passing interest in sports. I hate girls who think they can change an asshole. I hate people who think they know a celebrity because they like their movies or subscribe to "People". I hate people who take turns at under 10 miles an hour. I hate people who can't defend their opinions with anything besides "that's just how I feel". I hate assholes that have pickup lines. Do they practice them in the mirror at home? I hate guys who wear ball caps cocked to the side. Wear it forwards or backwards. Those are your options. I hate people who constantly quote SNL. I hate BMX'ers. Riding Bikes for any other purpose than recreation or exercise past the age of 12 is homosexual. I hate guys from the suburbs who act like they're from the Bronx. I hate anyone who likes Limp Bizkit. I hate "sensitive" guys with long hair. I hate girls who own red pants. That screams, "I'm an annoying bitch". I hate people who when asked to do something, reply with "you can't make me". Poor people do this more often. I hate people who think the government owes them something. I hate people who complain about the price of gas rising three cents. I hate people who think their job is their life. I hate girls who automatically think I'm not good enough for them, simply because I'm not donning Abercrombie. I hate people who get lost while driving. I hate people who are cousins with everyone who's name exits your mouth. I hate people who even when they know for sure that they are wrong, continue fighting their point. I hate Democrats who think Bill Clinton is the model democrat. I hate girls who call me just to bitch about something, bitch for 35 minutes, ask me how I'm doing at the end, and then cut me off short, say they have to go, and hang up. I hate guys who every girl thinks is hot. I hate anyone who throws their morals out the window try to get out of a $4.19 late fee. I hate anti-abortion activists who think blowing up abortion clinics will solve "America's crisis". I hate homeless people begging me for change in a big city when they could be out trying to get a job. I hate guys who spend hours in front of a mirror every morning trying to look like the next guy on the cover of GQ. I hate girls who talk. I hate poor people with standoffish attitudes who try to fend for their meager property. I hate kids. I hate people who eat with chop-sticks and think they're God's gift to America because they know how to do so. Pick up your fork, asshole. I hate people who think I can't tell they are stacking the deck. I hate people who don't pay-up immediately after losing a bet. I hate widowers who think that John Edwards really can see her husband. I hate trick-or-treaters. I hate girls who want to be Princesses. I hate people who are offended by "the F word". I hate people who cop an attitude with me for no reason whatsoever. I hate girls who think that "because it's that time of the month" they can treat you like shit. Take some Midol and shut the loving hell up. I hate working women. I hate people who think that by attending a pow-wow, they are "ridding themselves of the guilt they have for taking the Indian's land". I hate people who have guilt for taking the Indian's land. I hate people who confuse "you're" and "your". I hate bastards who proclaim their birthday to everyone. Hold the trump card, asshole. I hate it when I go to the movie theatre and I get carded while trying to get into an R movie. I hate being asked to buy cigarettes for kids. I hate anyone who can't name at least the first names of the four Beatles. I hate anyone who gives up too easily. I hate anyone who tries too hard. I hate homosexuals who proudly proclaim their homosexuality instead of just shutting the fuck up...I don't want to hear about it. I hate people who ring my doorbell. I hate Christians who try to perform an intervention in my life because they heard me say "shit". I hate priests who make little boys do stuff with them. I hate people who still wonder if Kurt Cobain really killed himself. I hate girls who expect me to know what they need. I hate the Dixie Chicks. I hate celebrities who when asked what they think of the war, don't simply respond by saying "I'm just like any other American in this country, why are you asking me this?" I hate people who think cancer is an excuse to stop living life. I hate any girl who gets pregnant under the age of 20, married or not. I hate people who just sigh angrily instead of saying why they're upset. I hate people who lie about being related to people, just to sound cool. I hate people who shoot down ideas simply because they're "stupid". I have an idea and I don't think it's stupid. Unzip my pants, cup my balls, and blow me. I hate people who are totally unbearable to be around when drunk. I hate people who always have to tell you how wasted they are. I hate people who keep a constant count of how many they've had. I hate people who are only fun to be around because they drink and feel like they can be outgoing. I hate people who can’t hold down their alcohol. I hate kids in spelling bee's, beauty contests, kid actors, they are all twitching little freaks. I hate women who are dirt-poor, and pregnant with her fifth kid. Who do you hate? .Tape. [ July 24, 2003, 09:10 AM: Message edited by: Tape ] |
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I've got your magic right here.
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Senior Member
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: U.S.A.
Posts: 13,643
Internets: 247330
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I hated any regulars from Blockbuster. I hate jews. I hate girls who call me for 23 minutes and 41 seconds to "vent". I hate weathermen when they're wrong. I hate guys who think their whole existance revolves around "getting into Sigma-Chi". I hate people who send me chit-chatty ICQ messages when I'm on away. If you've got something decent to say, fine. But if you just want to talk, I'm on away for a reason. I hate people who automatically assume that any act of violence in this country is a terrorist attack. I hate people who "tell" on people. I hate anyone who thinks that because I went skydiving, I have a death wish. I don't have a death wish, asshole, I have a life wish...have fun watching TV. I hate people with foot fetishes. -Ugly Bastard | |
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i hate people that are fake
i hate people that go for EVERY SINGLE guy you could possibly like i hate people that believe rumors i hate people that start rumors i hate naive freshman girls i hate people that think money is everything i hate justin timberlake |
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according to the map, we've only got about 4 more inches to go
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Sex Kitten Milf fuuucck
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: Denver, CO
Posts: 3,704
Internets: 55974
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I hate duct tape.
I hate scotch tape. I hate electrical tape. I hate double stick tape. I hate athletic tape. I hate the tape you use to tape up a hockey stick. I hate anything associated with tape. I hate people who think "tape" is a cool nickname. I hate the way tape is used to hold stuff together when it never works. I hate people who put duct tape on there bookbag. I hate when little kids "tape each other up." I hate people who make a huge hate list contradicting themselves over and over again thinking they are some badass. On top of all of that they still find a way to manage to involve "tape" in it. |
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There's life and then there is Cubs baseball, it's a chore to seperate the two.
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Junior Member
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Warsaw
Posts: 14
Internets: 10
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Orgazmo that is pretty dickish of you as the creator of this site, to copy paste my material and make it into a website to get me to leave. I know who you are in real life, I have your email address in my email address book, and I couldn't help but notice that when I click on that link, the words "Cap_n_Howdy" appear at the bottom of my browser. That's funny, because Cap_n_Howdy@yahoo.com is one of your email addresses.
If there are doubters, maybe they could use this URL to get back to that site: http://www.geocities.com/cap_n_howdy/hate.html Nice try. .Tape. [ July 23, 2003, 08:43 PM: Message edited by: Tape ] |
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I've got your magic right here.
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I think you guys should OST, it's been a while since our last one. StDx, ninjaface hates you, are you going to sit there and take that shit? I know I wouldn't. -Ugly Bastard | ||
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Senior Member
Join Date: Feb 2003
Posts: 208
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tape didn't copy/paste all of it... but a good share sounds curiously close to George Carlin's work.
[ July 24, 2003, 01:09 PM: Message edited by: Jesus Chrystler ] |
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give a man fire, warm him for a day... set a man on fire, warm him for the rest of his life.
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StDx, you're starting to turn into a pussy. Are you going to back-down from this blatant slam that ninjaface has leveled upon you? -Ugly Bastard | |
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Senior Member
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I'd be more than willing to settle things on the Go-Kart track if you wish...or any other competitive forum for that matter. -Ugly Bastard | |
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Level 20 Holothetan
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Space
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I never said I hate people who use the word moxie. Here's what I said: Quote:
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Senior Member
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Let's settle this bastard in a Kart of Go. -Ugly Bastard [ July 25, 2003, 07:30 AM: Message edited by: Ugly Bastard ] | |
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