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Originally Posted by thekremlin
That kid must have broken a mirror on the day he was born.
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WRONG, MOTHERFUCKER.
A broken mirror bestows upon it's breaker seven years of bad luck. That means that this child would have had shit luck from the ages of zero through six. Upon turning seven, he would be freed from his shitluck shackles.
INSTEAD, HE WAS DEPACITATED.
He clearly broke the mirror sometime between the ages of one and seven.