Father depacitates 7 yr old disabled son - Nubblies.net Forums

ninjaface · 08-15-2011, 11:13 PM

US man accused of decapitating and dismembering disabled son, 7

This guy better be heading for prison.

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 08-16-2011, 12:34 AM

What a shame, I heard the kid had a good head on his shoulders.

f3lix · 08-16-2011, 03:51 AM

What does depacitate mean?

thekremlin · 08-16-2011, 04:06 AM

That kid must have broken a mirror on the day he was born.

DDTempest · 08-16-2011, 08:04 AM

After looking at the picture of the kid and his mother, it seems he only did about half the work necessary.

Orgazmo · 08-16-2011, 10:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by thekremlin

That kid must have broken a mirror on the day he was born.

WRONG, MOTHERFUCKER.

A broken mirror bestows upon it's breaker seven years of bad luck. That means that this child would have had shit luck from the ages of zero through six. Upon turning seven, he would be freed from his shitluck shackles.

INSTEAD, HE WAS DEPACITATED.

He clearly broke the mirror sometime between the ages of one and seven.

thekremlin · 08-16-2011, 10:54 AM

Oh shit, I got Y2Ked!!!!!

angry pancake · 08-16-2011, 01:54 PM

Hey this is serious shit. You need to cut out all the wise cracks right now. I don't know why the need to do an autopsy, he was depacitated and disremembered.

ninjaface · 08-16-2011, 07:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by f3lix

What does depacitate mean?

The first time I read this I had no idea what you were getting at.

I was drunk and really excited to post my joke. Typing accuracy took a back seat.

vaga1220 * · 08-16-2011, 07:39 PM

That is descipable! Absolutely descipable!

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