Shoplifting (C'mon, we've all done it. ...we just don't want to go to hell for it.) - Page 3 - Nubblies.net Forums

LSD · 09-02-2003, 06:18 PM

me and my friend stole a knife from bennigan's

i remember that night at steak and shake also...i almost got killed

[ September 02, 2003, 04:39 PM: Message edited by: LSD ]

ninja_master · 09-02-2003, 11:16 PM

DId you kill someone with that knife?

long-since-forgotten · 09-03-2003, 12:09 AM

Dear lord I forgot how many people were there at steak and shake. All together I think our bill was around....I'd say 70 or 80 bucks, wow.

the_butcher · 09-03-2003, 12:45 AM

Mmmm...out of town shows, gotta love 'em.

Alpha · 09-03-2003, 08:35 AM

I stole September once.

the_butcher · 09-04-2003, 01:28 AM

I stole a shopping cart from K-Mart and spray painted it neon orange...it was fun. Hooray for theft.

Pliedes · 11-04-2003, 01:08 AM

This past weekend, I was at our local Walmart with two other nubblites, the Butcher and LongSinceForgotten, buying assorted supplies for college.

While perusing the lovely items I came across something which I really wanted, a $40 bottle of Armani cologne. Now, I don't have a spare $40 to spend, being the poor college student I am. Sensing my craving for the expensive product, LongSinceForgotten proceeds to buy the cologne for me, at a five finger discount.

My friends, LSF is a badass among badasses. He didn't even keep what he stole, he gave it to me.

What a pimp, what a stud. I wish I had those sort of smooth skills and balls of steel.

Titan · 11-04-2003, 01:14 AM

Balls of steel is indeed what long has.

When I heard about this, my respect level for long shot through the roof. Not that I'm saying it should always be well-condoned, but that was a hell of a nice gesture if you ask me, and a positive way to use what many would call a negative type of behavior. No one's done anything that nice for me since the old guard at state county fashioned me a buttplug out of cork.

[ November 03, 2003, 10:15 PM: Message edited by: Titan ]

Fruitacious B · 11-04-2003, 01:25 AM

Edit: just in case

[ December 20, 2003, 11:19 PM: Message edited by: Fruitacious B ]

Pliedes · 11-04-2003, 01:26 AM

Tell us more than that, fruit.

Schroeder · 11-04-2003, 01:27 AM

Why would you steal cigarettes?

Titan · 11-04-2003, 01:29 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Schroeder:
Why would you steal cigarettes?

Same reason you would steal anything that you don't want to pay for.

Fruitacious B · 11-04-2003, 01:33 AM

Why not? why steal cologne? Why fuck your own mom? Why stab a baby in the stomach?

Schroeder · 11-04-2003, 01:34 AM

I don't know. You're the one who did it.

Titan · 11-04-2003, 01:35 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Fruitacious B:
Why stab a baby in the stomach?

Fruit, do you really have to ask that?
Obviously it's so that you can see it's guts spew out with generous amounts of squirting blood while you listen to it scream.

StabMaster Arson · 11-04-2003, 03:28 AM

if anyone happens to come across any more cologne (or anything else) for a good price, go ahead and pm me.

the_butcher · 11-04-2003, 03:34 AM

Fruitacious, I'm in need of some smokes. Wanna hook a brother up?

As for the baby stabbing, I do it to get a hard on.

BigDongedHoe · 11-04-2003, 07:54 PM

I stole condoms for a good buddy of mine at CVS on Saturday. He was to embarassed to buy them on his own and I would of been embarassed to buy them as well so I took them opened the fucker up threw it in the shampoo section and put all of the latex rubbers in my pocket.

Pliedes · 11-04-2003, 07:57 PM

You were seriously embarresed of buying condoms?

Titan · 11-04-2003, 08:01 PM

I'd be embarrassed to buy condoms too if I didn't have a penis.

[ November 04, 2003, 05:22 PM: Message edited by: Titan ]

Pliedes · 11-04-2003, 08:10 PM

Burn.

BigDongedHoe · 11-05-2003, 12:02 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Titan:
I'd be embarrassed to buy condoms too if I didn't have a penis.

I have a penis I'll tell you that much right now. However unlike you I might be embarassed just because my penis gets better use than helping to come up with "creative" art drawings.

long-since-forgotten · 11-05-2003, 12:32 AM

Stabmaster -
Cologne you say? I'm sure we could work something out..

Titan · 11-05-2003, 02:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BigDongedHoe:
my penis gets better use

If by "better use" you mean "venereal diseases" then yes, I heartily agree.

[ November 05, 2003, 11:57 AM: Message edited by: Titan ]

Titan · 11-05-2003, 02:54 PM

I do guys*! Yeah! Guys!

*Double Post

[ November 05, 2003, 04:54 PM: Message edited by: Orgazmo ]

09-02-2003, 11:16 PM	#52 (permalink)
ninja_master Member Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Indiana Posts: 35 Internets: 10	DId you kill someone with that knife?
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09-03-2003, 12:09 AM	#53 (permalink)
long-since-forgotten Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: warsaw,IN Posts: 197 Internets: 10	Dear lord I forgot how many people were there at steak and shake. All together I think our bill was around....I'd say 70 or 80 bucks, wow.
	"Dream as if you'll live forever, live as if you'll die today." - James Dean

09-03-2003, 12:45 AM	#54 (permalink)
the_butcher Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: ::: the recesses of my mind ::: Posts: 1,023 Internets: 10	Mmmm...out of town shows, gotta love 'em.
	\| bite the bullet and swallow lead \|

09-03-2003, 08:35 AM	#55 (permalink)
Alpha Senior Member Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 1,003 Internets: 82	I stole September once.
	Gods are but men with immortal souls.

09-04-2003, 01:28 AM	#56 (permalink)
the_butcher Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: ::: the recesses of my mind ::: Posts: 1,023 Internets: 10	I stole a shopping cart from K-Mart and spray painted it neon orange...it was fun. Hooray for theft.
	\| bite the bullet and swallow lead \|

09-02-2003, 06:18 PM	#51 (permalink)
LSD Member Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Warsaw, IN Posts: 62 Internets: 10	me and my friend stole a knife from bennigan's i remember that night at steak and shake also...i almost got killed [ September 02, 2003, 04:39 PM: Message edited by: LSD ]

11-04-2003, 01:08 AM	#57 (permalink)
Pliedes Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Puget Sound Posts: 4,594 Internets: 1608	This past weekend, I was at our local Walmart with two other nubblites, the Butcher and LongSinceForgotten, buying assorted supplies for college. While perusing the lovely items I came across something which I really wanted, a $40 bottle of Armani cologne. Now, I don't have a spare $40 to spend, being the poor college student I am. Sensing my craving for the expensive product, LongSinceForgotten proceeds to buy the cologne for me, at a five finger discount. My friends, LSF is a badass among badasses. He didn't even keep what he stole, he gave it to me. What a pimp, what a stud. I wish I had those sort of smooth skills and balls of steel.

11-04-2003, 01:14 AM	#58 (permalink)
Titan Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 3,698 Internets: 10	Balls of steel is indeed what long has. When I heard about this, my respect level for long shot through the roof. Not that I'm saying it should always be well-condoned, but that was a hell of a nice gesture if you ask me, and a positive way to use what many would call a negative type of behavior. No one's done anything that nice for me since the old guard at state county fashioned me a buttplug out of cork. [ November 03, 2003, 10:15 PM: Message edited by: Titan ]
	I do what the fuck I want.

11-04-2003, 01:25 AM	#59 (permalink)
Fruitacious B Bokononist Join Date: May 2003 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 2,595 Internets: 11801	Edit: just in case [ December 20, 2003, 11:19 PM: Message edited by: Fruitacious B ]
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11-04-2003, 01:26 AM	#60 (permalink)
Pliedes Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Puget Sound Posts: 4,594 Internets: 1608	Tell us more than that, fruit.

11-04-2003, 01:27 AM	#61 (permalink)
Schroeder Unwanted Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 1,543 Internets: -885	Why would you steal cigarettes?

11-04-2003, 01:33 AM	#63 (permalink)
Fruitacious B Bokononist Join Date: May 2003 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 2,595 Internets: 11801	Why not? why steal cologne? Why fuck your own mom? Why stab a baby in the stomach?
	"Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand." \|vonnegut

11-04-2003, 01:34 AM	#64 (permalink)
Schroeder Unwanted Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 1,543 Internets: -885	I don't know. You're the one who did it.

11-04-2003, 03:28 AM	#66 (permalink)
StabMaster Arson Roscoe P. Coldchain Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Stabbin Cabin Posts: 2,759 Internets: 1425	if anyone happens to come across any more cologne (or anything else) for a good price, go ahead and pm me.
	LEGALIZE CRIME!

11-04-2003, 03:34 AM	#67 (permalink)
the_butcher Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: ::: the recesses of my mind ::: Posts: 1,023 Internets: 10	Fruitacious, I'm in need of some smokes. Wanna hook a brother up? As for the baby stabbing, I do it to get a hard on.
	\| bite the bullet and swallow lead \|

11-04-2003, 07:54 PM	#68 (permalink)
BigDongedHoe Sex Kitten Milf fuuucck Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Denver, CO Posts: 3,704 Internets: 55974	I stole condoms for a good buddy of mine at CVS on Saturday. He was to embarassed to buy them on his own and I would of been embarassed to buy them as well so I took them opened the fucker up threw it in the shampoo section and put all of the latex rubbers in my pocket.
	There's life and then there is Cubs baseball, it's a chore to seperate the two.

11-04-2003, 07:57 PM	#69 (permalink)
Pliedes Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Puget Sound Posts: 4,594 Internets: 1608	You were seriously embarresed of buying condoms?

11-04-2003, 08:01 PM	#70 (permalink)
Titan Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 3,698 Internets: 10	I'd be embarrassed to buy condoms too if I didn't have a penis. [ November 04, 2003, 05:22 PM: Message edited by: Titan ]
	I do what the fuck I want.

11-04-2003, 08:10 PM	#71 (permalink)
Pliedes Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Puget Sound Posts: 4,594 Internets: 1608	Burn.

11-05-2003, 12:32 AM	#73 (permalink)
long-since-forgotten Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: warsaw,IN Posts: 197 Internets: 10	Stabmaster - Cologne you say? I'm sure we could work something out..
	"Dream as if you'll live forever, live as if you'll die today." - James Dean

11-05-2003, 02:54 PM	#75 (permalink)
Titan Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 3,698 Internets: 10	I do guys! Yeah! Guys! Double Post [ November 05, 2003, 04:54 PM: Message edited by: Orgazmo ]
	I do what the fuck I want.

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