Deep Kick vs BigDongedHoe

[Combat Chuck]

I'm gonna have to go with the UB logic here. If I gave DK the advantage last time, it's gonna happen here too.

DK - 8
BDH - 2

[VOL]

BDH

DK-8
BDH-3

[bert]

it seems chuck has messed up the score so the offical score is

DK-8
BDH-4

plus my vote to BDH makes it

DK-8
BDH-5

[Trout Sniffer]

Well I guess the voting is over now, and was actually over before Bert's post, so the final score is:

DK - 8
BDH - 4

Just waiting for Orgazmo or Ugly Bastard to make that official.

[Ugly Bastard]

Oh it's official God damnit.

Round One Results: Deep Kick Defeats BDH in an Overtime Vote 8-4

Deep Kick, you have until Saturday night at 11:59pm to post your Round Two bash, otherwise BDH wins the Round by default.

Good luck to both contestants.

-Ugly Bastard

[Combat Chuck]

Yeah, that's what I get for having to leave the computer for an extended amount of time, and leaving it on the page. *sigh* When will I ever learn?

[the_butcher]

Never, Chuck. Never.

[Deep Kick]

Ahhh yes, Round 1 is over and big surprise who fucking won. Now, I couldn’t help but notice that some whiny bitches kept complaining about me making this shit talk too personal. Bullshit.

1. My first quote was also posted on Nubblies, as well as his website. Therefore I am not fucking combining two separate entities you fucking dipshit. Sure, you’re website is a pile of bitchy dogshit, but so are ALL your posts on Nubblies. Don’t even try to pretend that no one on Nubblies realizes you are a whiny cock sucker. Push this fucking link and eat shit, BDH. Proof

Then, as if that’s not fucking queer enough, look at what other people say about this fucker.

Originally posted by: Combat Chuck.
Ah, now BDH is in one of his 'up' stages. I predict in three weeks time we'll see a post pop up somewhere relating to the deterioration of some good aspect of his life. You're like a book buddy, a book

People agree that you are an emotional BITCH. Perhaps not in those words, but the implication is fucking there you ass-fucker. Combat is your fucking friend and he said that. Sure, it might have been a jest, but there is a great deal of truth to it. You are like a whiny bitch ass singer, who is always pouting because some girl didn’t like him (see next point). Seriously, you need to stop fucking up the facts and quit being a fucking pussy.

2. Alright, you might not have been cheated on, but you certainly proved just how fucking incredibly stupid you are. I swear, a fucking chimp could type out a more coherent sentence than that pile of shit. Here in America, we talk English… I suggest you fucking learn it. (link).

Fuck vaginas I'm seroius there so fucking gay I mean fuck I'm trying to get with one and fuck [b]she makes out with another guy[b] shit bitch fuck cunt cocksucker motherfucker tits fart tird and twat this is fucking gay. I mean seriously why do such huge massive c cup tits have to wobble in my face and a great taco is ready to be dipped and then they go and do shit with somebody else. Sorry I won't fucking eat your taco but you got lettuce all over that shit...why don't you shave it bald and make a taco without lettuce and I might consider... What?? What is this I hear a bitch running her mouth again tis what is that about? Fuck you cunt you ain't got shit on me. Dick small?? Fuck that i'm the bigdongedhoe and you ain't got shit on me biatch. Take your training bra off and then compare privates lesbian. Fuck all of you whores except for a few.

What’s that? You don’t want her taco? Ohhhh okay, that makes sense. Infact, it makes about as much sense as could possibly be made by someone who shoves his mom’s dildo’s up his ass all the fucking time. Honestly, what the hell were you thinking?

3. My insults are way fucking better than yours. AS I SAID, if you remove the word “fuck” from my posts, they still fucking make sense! Yours are a bunch of sexual insults with a big word thrown in every so often for good measure. Too bad they are always fucking incoherent and down right laughable. You are the only fucking person on this site who uses sexual insults to such a high degree, and you know why? Because it’s not really insulting. You’re fucking pathetic.

4. Congratu-fucking-lations, you wasted 3 pages re-quoting my shit-talk. Don’t think for a second that anyone is so stupid that they wouldn’t see through your shitty post. There isn’t one decent shred of fucking shit talk in the entire thing. It’s all just mindless dogshit spewed from the mouth of a fucking dickface.

You fucking know I’m right, and that everything I said above is fucking true. You are a piece of shit. Go to Hell you fucking lying bastard.

*edited to fix links

[ October 11, 2003, 03:31 PM: Message edited by: Deep Kick ]

[Ugly Bastard]

Deep Kick, nice work.

Alright BDH, you have until Tuesday Night at 11:59 pm to post your Round 2 Rebuttal, or Deep Kick automatically wins Round 2.

We wait...

-Ugly Bastard

[Combat Chuck]

I gotta say, I kinda enjoyed being used as an implicating visual in Deep Kick's presentation.

[BigDongedHoe]

Originally posted by Deep Kick:
Ahhh yes, Round 1 is over and big surprise who fucking won. Now, I couldn’t help but notice that some whiny bitches kept complaining about me making this shit talk too personal. Bullshit.

"Ahhh yes," could you stroke your penis a little more Deep Kick? Honestly do you want to get off and drink it too? Or is that to "sexual"? Is that not a good insult because it wasn't as "creative" as you saying fuck all the time? Well in that case fuck you, fuck everything you stand for. Fuck your dad, your sibblings, and that whore you call a mom. I'd hardly even call her that, she's more like a worthless two-cent trailor park fuck from behind Dairy Queen.

You gloated after one OST you won in an Overtime, a fucking overtime, and you think your Cap'N Pimp. I have news for you nutsack-taster you can sit your ass down and learn a lesson because I'm about to rape you of everything you own. If I'm to sexual then I'll change my whole style to prove i'm versatile. I'll fuck you up so bad you'll wish you would of never started this OST and after it's all done I'd be suprised to see another post and why? I'll tell you why, because your about one penis to short of being any sort of pimp. And your about 1,000 posts short of being anywhere close to me.

1. My first quote was also posted on Nubblies, as well as his website. Therefore I am not fucking combining two separate entities you fucking dipshit. Sure, you’re website is a pile of bitchy dogshit, but so are ALL your posts on Nubblies. Don’t even try to pretend that no one on Nubblies realizes you are a whiny cock sucker. Push this fucking link and eat shit, BDH. Proof

Excuse me if I'm a moron but what exactly was it you were trying to prove? My post clearly said I was posting In character and OOC. I was OOC when I posted that you fucking idiot. What's your IQ? 75? Do you even really know what a good IQ is? I mean you constantly accuse me of throwing in a bunch of sexual insults with one big word to make a big incoherent grouping of grammar. What do I have to say to that, suck a dick faggot. I can take grammar attacks from victim, orgazmo, or ugly bastard. I can take it from them because there intelligent but when your bashing things that you can't even fucking do yourself where's your credibility go? Back to the trailor park with your STD filled cock-sucking mother.

Then, as if that’s not fucking queer enough, look at what other people say about this fucker.
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Originally posted by: Combat Chuck.
Ah, now BDH is in one of his 'up' stages. I predict in three weeks time we'll see a post pop up somewhere relating to the deterioration of some good aspect of his life. You're like a book buddy, a book

People agree that you are an emotional BITCH. Perhaps not in those words, but the implication is fucking there you ass-fucker. Combat is your fucking friend and he said that. Sure, it might have been a jest, but there is a great deal of truth to it. You are like a whiny bitch ass singer, who is always pouting because some girl didn’t like him (see next point). Seriously, you need to stop fucking up the facts and quit being a fucking pussy.
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I need to stop fucking up facts? Look at yourself dipshit. Honestly sometimes I don't even think it's worth making a reply because your incredibly great at making yourself look like a dickless moron time and time again. Who is the only person I had ever been in an OST with? Combat Chuck Lets look when that was posted, January 1, 2003. When did Combat Chuck and I's OST start? January 4, 2003. There was quite a bit of anomisity there you fucking idiot. Hang on a second I'll be right back.....

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http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=animosity

There you go, I new as soon as I typed that your such a fucking idiot you'd have no idea what it even meant. So I figured I'd spare you the work of searching and do it for you, that way it will spare you the break from this raping your taking. It hurts doesn't it? Knowing how stupid your post looks. Well don't worry Seep Dick I have plenty of more tricks in the bag.

2. Alright, you might not have been cheated on, but you certainly proved just how fucking incredibly stupid you are. I swear, a fucking chimp could type out a more coherent sentence than that pile of shit. Here in America, we talk English… I suggest you fucking learn it.

Wow quite possibly the stupidest comment you have made the whole entire night (I know it's hard to believe with the mass's upon mass's of them). Where did you find that post? "Ahhh, yes" under the rants section. How many "coherent" sentences do you find in the rants section? I'd say somewhere around zero dipshit. Your a fucking idiot, that post was a giant rant, an attempt to get some shit off my chest and rant away, I know quite a few people who do it, but your only posts contain "fuck this I'm a pimp you all suck dick".

3. My insults are way fucking better than yours. AS I SAID, if you remove the word “fuck” from my posts, they still fucking make sense!

OH SHIT! Everybody stop what your doing, Deep Kick is gloating about himself yet again! Believe it because it's not a lie, the guy is so fucking stuck on himself there's a good chance the tip of his fake penis is permanently cemented to his asshole!

Go to Hell you fucking lying bastard.

What the in the name of holy fuck have I lied about? Besides the fact that your mom is a two-cent dairy queen trailor park whore. I'll admit that was made up, because she's fucking free. The bitch is so nasty even the greasy mexicans Warsaw-wide wouldn't spare a couple of penny's to tap that ass. Your a fucking idiot Deep Kick. You accuse me of whining when 90% of your posts are a bunch of useless bitching and whining about a bunch of shit nobody really cares about. The bottom line is, your posts contain more whining than a group of 5,000 Jews in an incinerator.

*post edited to update Deep Kick's sexual status: He hasn't changed he's still a fucking queer

[ October 11, 2003, 07:28 PM: Message edited by: BigDongedHoe ]

[tonguegina]

Deep Kick's wasn't even as good as his first one. BDH, on the other, did a much better job, especially in the attacking. Good work to both, but to me BDH's was obviously better.

BDH - 4
Deep Kick - 1

[Orgazmo]

Again, I'd say they were pretty even...but they were much different than before. BDH kinda exploding with offense while DK took more of a logical stand. While I normally side with logic over complete mudslinging...this was an exception. All in all, I give the content to BDH by a hair. The amazing number of grammar mistakes in BDH's was almost enough for the vote to swing in DK's advantage...but his message still got across quite nicely. BDH by 1.

DK - 3
BDH - 7

[Trout Sniffer]

Not bad, either of you, but BDH definitely had the edge on that one. It almost seems like Deep Kick posts the same thing every single time. Deep Kick's shit talk seemed quite a bit similar to his first one.

BDH - 3
DK - 2

Total:
BDH - 10
DK - 5

[ October 11, 2003, 11:42 PM: Message edited by: Trout Sniffer ]

[Saint DH]

BDH wins, both were pretty damn good...BDH's was especially good this time around.

BDH - 4
DK - 1

Total:
BDH - 14
DK - 6

[Fruitacious B]

Seeing as though BDH has put in a lot more time than Deep Kick, I can only be left to assume that he would have an instant edge no matter what he was to say. However, there really wasn't much more that Deep Kick could change in this second round, seeing as though BDH was totally defensive in the first round. Also, I noticed that BDH commented that Deep Kick's introductory paragraph was nothing more than an excuse for his post to appear longer, when time after time BDH seemingly overquotes him and puts irrelevant spacing to show a fucking link. BDH was more offensive, but at the same time not much more offensive at all. Deep Kick is a clear choice.

DK - 4
BDH - 1

DK - 10
BDH - 15

[Alpha]

BDH had a better round... Plain and simple.

BDH - 4
Deepkick - 1

DK - 11
BDH - 19

[Osiris]

BDH's was all around much better. I'd give it to him 3-2, but then I read this little ditty...

Originally posted by BigDongedHoe:
nutsack-taster

...I laughed loudly to say the least.

BDH - 4
Deep Kick - 1

Totals:
BDH - 23
Deep Kick - 12

[victim]

Since you opened the door to me attacking your grammar, BDH, your handle on the English language sucks more bloody horsecock than your mother outside of the glue factory.

Be that as it may, your bash was still stronger than Deep's in this round. Keep it up.

BDH - 3
Deep Kick - 2

Totals:
BDH - 26
Deep Kick - 14

[buckeye]

BDH turned the tables, he shut down Deep Kick's offensive, and was still able to generate some of his own.

BDH-4
DK-1

Totals:
BDH - 30
Deep Kick - 15

[VOL]

They were both weak, although BDH did have a strong response

BDH-3
Deep Kick- 1

Total:
BDH-29
Deep Kick- 15

[Ugly Bastard]

BDH Slays.

BDH-34
Deep Kick-15

One of the best bashes I've ever read, and aside from the grammatical errors, it was nearly flawless. Well done BDH.

Ladies and Gentlemen...it appears we have a matchup.

-Ugly Bastard

[Trout Sniffer]

Vol, you need to vote for 5 points total, you only voted for 4.

The total, without Vol's votes is:
BDH - 30
Deep Kick - 15

Vol, you need to either edit your post or make a new post to add the right number of votes.

[tonguegina]

It's actually:

BDH - 35
Deep Kick - 15

buckeye had it at 30-15, then with UB's it would be 35-15.

[Pliedes]

I gotta hand it to BDH. He really stepped up this time around. I'm excited for round three.

BDH - 38
Deep Kick - 17