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MAGICLIT · 05-26-2005, 01:39 PM

Pimp. You are my hero DCK. Not many men can handle just 1 woman, and you have 2, props.

Deadly Crescent Kick · 05-26-2005, 01:56 PM

it would be possible to bring a 3rd girl in. its almost happened a few times in the past. but there are so many factors to actually getting her in the sac that up to this point it hasn't happened.

as far as getting one of the girls from work, it takes time.

1. the girls would have to get to know her

2. the girls would have to get along with/like her

3. the chick would also have to be down w/ "getting down"

4. she must be hot, of course

and that's just the bare minimum. it only gets more complicated from there. there's one girl at my work we've been eyeing up. i've heard through the grapevine that she's interested in me. and i get that vibe from her as well, but there are 2 issues.

she has never been w/ a girl before. which i don't see as a major issue. i think she's on the fence and could be persuaded. but we don't regularly hang out. so the first step would be to start going out to the bar, dinner, etc... after a few times out, the next would be to get in situation where it would be easy to start (and more importantly finish) the sweet love.

but that's the easy part. she's off and on with my friend at work. they've been together for about 2-3 years. they fight, break up, get back together-rinse & repeat. they are in a relationship of convenience. i'm sort of waiting for them to call it quits finally.

the girls don't care though. the stage just has to be set and they would get to work on turning her. but i can't do that to a friend.

Deadly Crescent Kick · 05-26-2005, 02:02 PM

it started off as strictly sexual. but then it evolved. we've been together for about 6 years now.

it takes a lot of work sometimes, but its all pretty mundane at this point.

bloodyfart · 05-26-2005, 02:23 PM

for as much work as you do, you also reap some nice rewards.

and before you nubblies cynics call bullshit, i have met both his gfs at a ufc.

Ironic Mustache · 05-26-2005, 02:30 PM

I have also met both girlfriends and to be honest, I do not envy his situation.

They gang up on him, they cycle together, they both expect attention, etc.

The upside is 3 somes.

It's give and take, but since one girlfriend is plenty for me, I'll keep things as is.

The sweet deal is one faithful girlfriend who just likes bringing home chicks from time to time, but hates all other guys.

Deadly Crescent Kick · 05-26-2005, 03:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ironic Mustache:
The sweet deal is one faithful girlfriend who just likes bringing home chicks from time to time, but hates all other guys.

like any relationship it has its ups & downs. its just more intense.

my buddy has the life. his wife is a stripper & brings home girls from the club from time to time. no strings attached.

Ironic Mustache · 05-26-2005, 03:32 PM

Yeah but strippers aren't really people. They're more like reverse prescription pez dispensers.

Deadly Crescent Kick · 05-26-2005, 04:11 PM

she's not your stereotypical drunk, druggie, irresponsible, stripper.

bloodyfart · 05-26-2005, 04:14 PM

why?is she much worse?

Deadly Crescent Kick · 05-26-2005, 04:52 PM

no. she's like a little suzzie homemaker/stripper

Ironic Mustache · 05-26-2005, 05:21 PM

That does not compute.

That's like saying there's such thing as a drunk, pill popping whore, suzy home maker.

Beebs · 05-27-2005, 02:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Deadly Crescent Kick:

i caught my friend snorting oxycotin at his desk on my way to the bathroom.

He should at least take it to the stalls like a civilized addict.

Deadly Crescent Kick · 05-30-2005, 01:14 PM

totally sweet!!!

i just talked to my friend at work and he says they are totally finished (for now, LOL).

muhwhahaahaaa *twists mustache*

Repugnant Abomination · 05-30-2005, 08:42 PM

Wha...What?

Deadly Crescent Kick · 05-31-2005, 10:29 AM

i have to mention this to the girls & see what their reaction is.

we're pretty open about everything, but i feel subtlety is the best approach in this matter.

Ironic Mustache · 05-31-2005, 12:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Deadly Crescent Kick:
muhwhahaahaaa *twists mustache*

*gimaces in pain

05-26-2005, 01:39 PM	#26 (permalink)
MAGICLIT Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: city of sin Posts: 2,753 Internets: 10	Pimp. You are my hero DCK. Not many men can handle just 1 woman, and you have 2, props.
	I am all in favor of a ruling class, especially since I rule.

05-26-2005, 01:56 PM	#27 (permalink)
Deadly Crescent Kick NJ, Toilet Bowl of USA Join Date: May 2005 Location: secret ninja lair Posts: 1,106 Internets: 10	it would be possible to bring a 3rd girl in. its almost happened a few times in the past. but there are so many factors to actually getting her in the sac that up to this point it hasn't happened. as far as getting one of the girls from work, it takes time. 1. the girls would have to get to know her 2. the girls would have to get along with/like her 3. the chick would also have to be down w/ "getting down" 4. she must be hot, of course and that's just the bare minimum. it only gets more complicated from there. there's one girl at my work we've been eyeing up. i've heard through the grapevine that she's interested in me. and i get that vibe from her as well, but there are 2 issues. she has never been w/ a girl before. which i don't see as a major issue. i think she's on the fence and could be persuaded. but we don't regularly hang out. so the first step would be to start going out to the bar, dinner, etc... after a few times out, the next would be to get in situation where it would be easy to start (and more importantly finish) the sweet love. but that's the easy part. she's off and on with my friend at work. they've been together for about 2-3 years. they fight, break up, get back together-rinse & repeat. they are in a relationship of convenience. i'm sort of waiting for them to call it quits finally. the girls don't care though. the stage just has to be set and they would get to work on turning her. but i can't do that to a friend.
	the poster formerly known as-Andy Kaufman NHB Intergender Champion jiu-jitsu isn't the hardass frat guy yelling at you to funnel a beer. its the laid back guy in the corner workin' on 2 chicks.

05-26-2005, 02:02 PM	#28 (permalink)
Deadly Crescent Kick NJ, Toilet Bowl of USA Join Date: May 2005 Location: secret ninja lair Posts: 1,106 Internets: 10	it started off as strictly sexual. but then it evolved. we've been together for about 6 years now. it takes a lot of work sometimes, but its all pretty mundane at this point.
	the poster formerly known as-Andy Kaufman NHB Intergender Champion jiu-jitsu isn't the hardass frat guy yelling at you to funnel a beer. its the laid back guy in the corner workin' on 2 chicks.

05-26-2005, 02:23 PM	#29 (permalink)
bloodyfart Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: side control Posts: 2,044 Internets: 203	for as much work as you do, you also reap some nice rewards. and before you nubblies cynics call bullshit, i have met both his gfs at a ufc.
	<b>We're here, and we're queer, so get used to it</b>

05-26-2005, 02:30 PM	#30 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	I have also met both girlfriends and to be honest, I do not envy his situation. They gang up on him, they cycle together, they both expect attention, etc. The upside is 3 somes. It's give and take, but since one girlfriend is plenty for me, I'll keep things as is. The sweet deal is one faithful girlfriend who just likes bringing home chicks from time to time, but hates all other guys.
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

05-26-2005, 03:32 PM	#32 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	Yeah but strippers aren't really people. They're more like reverse prescription pez dispensers.
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

05-26-2005, 04:11 PM	#33 (permalink)
Deadly Crescent Kick NJ, Toilet Bowl of USA Join Date: May 2005 Location: secret ninja lair Posts: 1,106 Internets: 10	she's not your stereotypical drunk, druggie, irresponsible, stripper.
	the poster formerly known as-Andy Kaufman NHB Intergender Champion jiu-jitsu isn't the hardass frat guy yelling at you to funnel a beer. its the laid back guy in the corner workin' on 2 chicks.

05-26-2005, 04:14 PM	#34 (permalink)
bloodyfart Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: side control Posts: 2,044 Internets: 203	why?is she much worse?
	<b>We're here, and we're queer, so get used to it</b>

05-26-2005, 04:52 PM	#35 (permalink)
Deadly Crescent Kick NJ, Toilet Bowl of USA Join Date: May 2005 Location: secret ninja lair Posts: 1,106 Internets: 10	no. she's like a little suzzie homemaker/stripper
	the poster formerly known as-Andy Kaufman NHB Intergender Champion jiu-jitsu isn't the hardass frat guy yelling at you to funnel a beer. its the laid back guy in the corner workin' on 2 chicks.

05-26-2005, 05:21 PM	#36 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	That does not compute. That's like saying there's such thing as a drunk, pill popping whore, suzy home maker.
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

05-30-2005, 01:14 PM	#38 (permalink)
Deadly Crescent Kick NJ, Toilet Bowl of USA Join Date: May 2005 Location: secret ninja lair Posts: 1,106 Internets: 10	totally sweet!!! i just talked to my friend at work and he says they are totally finished (for now, LOL). muhwhahaahaaa twists mustache
	the poster formerly known as-Andy Kaufman NHB Intergender Champion jiu-jitsu isn't the hardass frat guy yelling at you to funnel a beer. its the laid back guy in the corner workin' on 2 chicks.

05-30-2005, 08:42 PM	#39 (permalink)
Repugnant Abomination Almost there... Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 5,979 Internets: 164547	Wha...What?

05-31-2005, 10:29 AM	#40 (permalink)
Deadly Crescent Kick NJ, Toilet Bowl of USA Join Date: May 2005 Location: secret ninja lair Posts: 1,106 Internets: 10	i have to mention this to the girls & see what their reaction is. we're pretty open about everything, but i feel subtlety is the best approach in this matter.
	the poster formerly known as-Andy Kaufman NHB Intergender Champion jiu-jitsu isn't the hardass frat guy yelling at you to funnel a beer. its the laid back guy in the corner workin' on 2 chicks.